2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH 2010
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

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Today up at Fox News headquarters, Greg Gutfeld’s was so furious that his head was about to explode, when he walked over to vent to David Lee Miller. “I don’t want to be here today,” Greg uttered. “Everyone is having such a great time at the cabin, and I’m stuck in this office!” But Greg’s energy is not affecting David’s in the least. That’s because David is elated getting more air time, with most of the anchors at the cabin. “Greg, I understand what you’re going through…I’m just like you and anybody else on the team,” David whispered. “We all would love to re-live the 1700’s America…when all minorities called us their master, but look on the bright side of things. Since Bill O’Reilly is away, you’re his substitute…Since Shepard Smith is away, I get his chair. We can both use this time to better our careers.” Greg became even more visibly irate, and pointed his finger at David. “Do you know what today is? Do you?” Greg uttered. “It’s President Lincoln’s birthday! Can you imagine the great celebrations taking place at the cabin, and guess what Miller? You and I are both missing out…It’s not fare!”

Meanwhile, BET founder, Robert Johnson, was hurdling over luggage as he rushed through Douglas International Airport. As Robert arrived at his gate, he performed a reenactment of OJ Simpson’s 1970’s Hertz car rental commercial to his fellow passengers, boarding the plane.

Back at Uncle Tom’s Cabin, the festivities were underway, as George Bush Sr. and W arrived. Los Angeles’ own KPWR (Power 106), Big Boy, was DJing on the porch to welcome the father/son team. To commemorate the event, Big Boy was dressed in drag…wearing black spandex pants, a pair of flip flops, and a cropped t-shirt bearing Perez Hilton’s face. As the sound of The Black Eyed Peas “I Got Feeling” filled the air, Big Boy began shaking his waist and rubbing his chest. (more…)

2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple…

Today at Fox News headquarters, Gregg Jarrett received a Fox News executive order. That’s when he immediately ran over to Kelly Wright. “Mr. Mudoch wants you to hurry up and get your ass down to the cabin right away. “Why didn’t he call me? ” Kelly asked. “You were on the air,” Gregg replied. Kelly quickly left the office, making an announcement to all the Fox staff members, as he walked through the door. “Jane Skinner and I are doing a Shirley Temple and Bojangles act this year. She’s playing Shirley and I’m playing Bojangles… It’s going to be a blast – don’t miss it,” Kelly screamed.

After hearing Kelly’s announcement, Neil Cavuto walked over to Andrew Napolitano’s desk. “Our Negroes are having too much fun at that cabin,” Neil whispered to Andrew.

Down in Miami, Hank Baskett is dealing with depression after losing the Super Bowl. So, his wife, Kendra made a suggestion that Hank should take a vacation to Uncle Tom’s Cabin. Know why? Because she knows it’s a perfect place for her husband. Kendra immediately put a call in to Fox News headquarters. Oliver North answered Kendra’s prayers by giving her directions to the retreat. (more…)

2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple…

On Monday evening around 6 0′Clock Ann Coulter got a phone call from Dennis Miller. The call was not surprising to Ann because she and other republicans cannot wait to see their silly House Negroes at Uncle Tom’s cabin.

Dennis asked “When are you going out to the retreat Ann ?” Coulter replies “Next week because I was told the men must arrive first, but isn’t it amazing how we turned their month of acknowledgment into a complete joke?” Dennis replied “It’s awesome, Rupert Murdoch is a complete genius.” “At the black face party I’m dressing up as Obama”.

” I’m sorry Miller, O’Reilly is doing his impersonation of Obama at the black face party”, said Ann. Miller was dumbfounded, the only word that came out of his mouth was ” Dam”. He hung up the phone in disappointment and continued packing for his vacation at the cabin’s retreat.

Meanwhile back at Uncle Tom’s cabin Glenn Beck said to Rush Limbaugh, “Look up there, Someone is parachuting out of a plane.” Limbaugh replied, “Is it a crow?”  Beck answered, “No!!! It’s super Negro” and they both laughed as Colin Powell made a dramatic entrance with a parachute designed with the Stars and Stripes, his luggage in hand. (more…)

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There’s been loads of ass-kissing this year, and we here at HSK will not let the brown-nosers pass you by. So, we’ve created a list of people who we have deemed the top house niggas of the year. They are people who have not given back to the community…a community which supported these house niggas careers, from the start. Some of these well deserving house nigga awards are also people who are ashamed of being black, and are yearning to be white. Here’s a countdown of your top ten house niggas for 2009…

WELCOME TO THE 2009 HOUSE NIGGA AWARDS…

The Number Ten House Nigga of the Year Award Goes to (more…)

Tavis Smiley is being exposed as a total fraud and guess what? I always knew it…
It appears to me that Tavis has a devastating problem…Do you know what Travis Smiley’s problem is? It’s his girlfriend Leshelle Sargent! People are saying that Leshelle is using Tavis and will do anything for power. In other words people in Tavis’ circle looks at Leshelle Sargent as a complete whore…

Does Tavis Smiley care? I don’t think so…He doesn’t care about the people he knows…know why? ‘Cuz Travis is a total hypocrite. That’s why all his people who surround him are all laughing behind his back! I’m totally enjoying it too.

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FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple

Jesse Jackson leaves his Democratic friends to join his Republican friends at the Cabin retreat. He’s taking sometime off to relax with his Fox News and Friends. Sean Hannity is overwhelmed to see the Reverend at the Cabin praising white Jesus is going to be outstanding this year at the retreat.

Michael Steele, Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry, Larry Elder, ClarEnce Thomas, Colin Powell, Tiger Woods, and the born again Christian Prince with America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley all rush to greet Jesse. Jesse is exhausted after threatening to cut Obama’s balls off and having illegitimate kids behind his wife’s back. Bill O’Reilly comforts Jesse and tells him to ignore getting caught crying on camera when Obama won the election. Bill tells him he’s among friends.

Jesse knows it’s jealousy that has him spending some quality time in Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

Clarance Thomas is on the way to his home away from home. He is Joining Michael Steele, Larry Elder, America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley, and General Colin Powell.

Clarance is one of the biggest house negroes to walk on American soil. He’s the one who wanted to take the case of President Obama’s citizenship. Clarance questioned whether Obama is an American. He’s a silly negro.

He cannot wait to to spent some quality time in Uncle Tom’s Cabin. He is greeted by the Cabin’s Landlord Sean Hannity. At the Cabin, Clarance will learn how to Riverdance and he will also learn to enjoy killing wild animals. Republicans call this hunting. Clarance Thomas doesn’t want to hear about Black History Month he’s spending sometime at the Fox retreat at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOMS CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple

Travis Smiley is America’s favorite House Negro! This guy is a fucking putz he truly is. I wish he will go away forever.
Mr Smiley is going to take the rest of the month off. He doesn’t want to hear about Black History Month he’s going to spend the rest of February at the Retreat.

Tavis joins Michael Steele, Larry Elder and all the members of the Fox News Team and Republican Party. Of course Ann Coulter will be visiting to run a focus group or two.

The Landlord of Uncle Tom’s Cabin is our favorite Republican Sean Hannity. Tomorrow another sell-out will check in. Who will it be? I don’t know, but I do know they will soon be spending some quality time at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.