Blue Dream Gets HSK’s Thumbs-Up!

For today’s bud review – I had my graphics artist intern, Mike take “Blue Dream” to the test. The Sativa-type Mary Jane took Mike’s creativity to the next level. I mean, dude is a natural talent, but on “Blue Dream”, Mikey turned in his best graphics to date…leaving myself and my partner more than satisfied with his work. I asked Mike, “Where is all this energy coming from?” He replied “Blue Dream kush mane”.

My business partner and I decided to grant Mikey the green light to continue with his kush smoking habits (here at office)…that is, as long as he stays productive. Mikey assured the team that as long as he has “Blue Dream” kush in his life, he can handle a full 12 hour day of tip top creativity. BTW – we at HSK no longer pay our employees in cash. Know why? Because we pay ‘em in kush grass mane. Sunset Organic Collective gives it to us for Review and

Diana is another employee here at HSK. She serves as my editor, and boy does she ever smoke weed. Diana fell in love with “Blue Dream” the minute she took the strains smoke in – Know why? Because it keeps her editing and turning in stories, just as fast as I send them to her – so fast that shes asks me (on Blue Dream), “Is there any more work for me to do Mr. Jasper?” (more…)

THE PIMP & THE PUPPET

T-Pain’s dad is highly upset for something we already know. What is this that we already know you ask? That Akon’s a low life thief.

I didn’t know this but Akon is a Muslim. Did you know? Couldn’t tell by the way he carries himself like a man of the world. Don’t you think so? Anyways this guy Akon gives out bogus contracts. You don’t believe me, just ask T-Pain’s dad he’ll tell you. Akon robs his own black people.

T- Pain’s dad said Akon sends in his little brother Bu to do all his dirty work. T-Pain’s dad also said the little boy Bu sold his son a bunch of false dreams and he is pissed. Pain’s dad is so upset he wants some paper and he can’t get any. Didn’t his son just sign Gym Class Heroes? Hate to see what that contract looks like.

Where’s the money? T-Pain’s dad said that Un-Islamic bastard Akon wants all the money, chic’s and car’s. He said Akon wants EVERYTHING!!

HSK already told you that Akon is a high class HOUSE NIGGA. Like GW, he don’t care about black people!

Betcha he gave (more…)

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Tina Turner is so tired of it all. She’s going to take sometime off. She doesn’t want to hear about Huey Newton and all that other black stuff. She’s going to the VIP Cabin Retreat.

Tina is welcomed with a happy outdoor picnic by the Fox News and Friends. The Cabin’s landlord Sean Hannity introduces her to the other guests. People like:

Larry “I hate everything black people do” Elder
Jesse “Jealous” Jackson
Colin “The fucking liar” Powell
The Born Again Christian Prince
Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry
Tiger “I am asian not black” Woods
Halle “I hate blackmen” Berry
Whoopi “I don’t need to see obama’s inauguration speech” Goldberg
Amy “The republican anal queen” Holmes
Wayne “I wish i could be Sammy Davis jr.” Brady
America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley
Diana “It’s time for me change into another gown” Ross,
Michael “I’m gonna get that black fella Obama” Steele
Clearance “I wear female underwear under my gown” Thomas
Lil “I changed my skin color and my nose, where’s my rich white guy” Kim
“I live off the white chic”, Seal
Bob “The house nigga” Johnson

The Fox picnic is totally hilarious. Tyler Perry is dressed in drag as Medea and he’s having a watermelon eating contest with Wayne Brady. Tears are coming out of Rush Limbaugh eyes, he’s having so much fun with these silly negro’s.

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Seal is taking sometime off.
He doesn’t want to be bothered will all this black stuff!

Mr. Heidi Klum is going to join his confused colored friends at the Cabin. Sean Hannity the Cabin’s landlord loves Seal even though he only had one hit record. The Batman movie score (I forgot the name of the dreadful record).

Sean is so excited that Seal is at the Cabin. Sean tells Carlson Tucker, “Seal is from Africa and he has never made a song about the exploitation of Africa. He has never spoke on that topic. Bono is blacker than him.” Carlson laughs.

Seal is wearing black nail polish and cargo pants with a T-shirt. Hannity tells Rupert Murdoch, “not to worry, the tribal African marks on his face are just for show. It’s a gimmick.” Rupert chuckles and gives Hannity a hi-five.

Seal is greeted by all his confused friends. People like:

Larry “I hate everything black people do” Elder
Jesse “Jealous” Jackson
Colin “The fucking liar” Powell
The Born Again Christian
Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry
Tiger “I am asian not black” Woods
Halle “I hate blackmen” Berry
Whoopi “I don’t need to see obama’s inauguration speech” Goldberg
Amy “The republican anal queen” Holmes
Wayne “I wish i could be Sammy Davis jr.” Brady
America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley
Diana “It’s time for me change into another gown” Ross,
Michael “I’m gonna get that black fella Obama” Steele
Clearance “I wear female underwear under my gown” Thomas
Lil “I changed my skin color and my nose, where’s my rich white guy” Kim

Bill O’Reilly was seen (more…)

Diana Ross is going to take sometime off. She doesn’t wanna hear about all this black stuff. She’s checking in…

Diana wants to hang-out with her Fox New’s and Friends. The Cabin landlord Sean Hannity greets her and introduces Diana to the rest of confused people of color. People like:

Michael “The jackass” Steel
Larry “I hate everything black people do” Elder
Jesse “Jealous” Jackson
Bob “House nigga” Johnson
Colin “The fucking liar” Powell
The Born Again Christian Prince
Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry
Tiger “I am asian not black” Woods
Halle “I hate blackmen” Berry
Whoopi “I don’t need to see obama’s inauguration speech” Goldberg
Lil “I only date whitemen now girl it’s goes with my new nose” Kim
Amy “The republican anal queen” Holmes
Wayne “I wish i could be Sammy Davis jr.” Brady
America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley

They all flock to Diana just to see what Diana’s wearing. After 2 sips of wine Diana rushes to her Cabin room just to change into another new gown. The Boss returns and her name is Diana. (more…)

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Wayne Brady is checking in. He’s way overdue and he can’t wait to meet his confused retarded friends at the Cabin.

Wayne is greeted by Tiger Woods, Clarence Thomas, Michael Steele, Larry Elder, Bob Johnson, The Born Again Christian Prince, Amy Holmes, Halle Berry, Whoopi Goldberg, Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rice, Lil Kim, Tyler Perry, And America’s Favorite house negro Tavis Smiley.

Wayne is so happy to meet Sean Hannity the Cabin’s Landlord. Wayne sings and dances right away. Sean is smiling and says to Ann Coulter, “that’s the America I remember.” Wayne is a happy negro, he doesn’t wanna hear about all that Black History Month ish. He’s going to spend some quality time with his Fox News and Friends.

Carlson Tucker shows Wayne to his room at the Cabin and Wayne says to Carlson, “I am so excitied to be here.” There’s only 4 rooms left in the Cabin who’s going to check in tomorrow?

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Kim is going to take some time off. She’s gone totally white. Her skin complexion, her nose job’s, her hideous makeover with extensions (Natural Human Hair)

What culture/Color is Lil Kim? Is she black? Is she Chinese? Is she alien?

I don’t know but I do know she’s Dancing With The Stars and it’s all sponsored by Fox. Lil Kim is greeted by another confused person, The Born Again Christian Prince and Clarence “The Pervert” Thomas. Tiger Woods cracks that house nigga welcome smile.

Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry, house nigga Bob Johnson, Jesse “Jealous” Jackson, Halle “the ex-crack smoker, hit u with my car and run,i don’t date black men” Berry,the worst bitch in America- Condoleeza Rice, the Republican anal queen Amy Holmes, Michael “I’ll get that Obama fella” Steele,the best liar of all time Colin Powell, Larry “I hate everything that black people do” Elder, Whoopi “My last name ain’t black, I don’t date black men, where’s Ted Danson” Goldberg, and Amerca’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley are asking Sean Hannity the Cabin landlord “Is Wayne Brady here yet?”

Lil Kim is going to have a blast. Bill O’Reilly tells Kim, that was very admirable of you to show black kids what you can do with a Sprite can. Karl Rowe is in deep laughter as Rush Limbaugh shows Kim to her room. Kim ask Rush, “is Diana Ross here?” Rush say’s “Soon, you plastic specimen.” “I love you Kim, you are all man made” “Kim you wouldn’t happen to have Lynn Whirfield numbers do ya?”. Kim says no but she can’t wait to spend some quality time with her confused friends at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.