FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
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Jesse Jackson leaves his Democratic friends to join his Republican friends at the Cabin retreat. He’s taking sometime off to relax with his Fox News and Friends. Sean Hannity is overwhelmed to see the Reverend at the Cabin praising white Jesus is going to be outstanding this year at the retreat.

Michael Steele, Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry, Larry Elder, ClarEnce Thomas, Colin Powell, Tiger Woods, and the born again Christian Prince with America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley all rush to greet Jesse. Jesse is exhausted after threatening to cut Obama’s balls off and having illegitimate kids behind his wife’s back. Bill O’Reilly comforts Jesse and tells him to ignore getting caught crying on camera when Obama won the election. Bill tells him he’s among friends.

Jesse knows it’s jealousy that has him spending some quality time in Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

These two girls did it. They fooled you all and you all tuned in. You loved them both even knowing they had no talent. You the people still supported their career’s. Now you wish to throw them both under the bus.

Yeah we all know Jessica is a blimp, but she can lose weight. Will you love her again? Tony Romo might. He just got caught creepin with other chic’s in Jessica’s bed. He don’t care why should I? I don’t, but you guys do.

So here it is Ashley got pissed and said, “leave my sister alone, stop calling my sister Jessica fat.” Ashley said we should watch what we say because it’s a bad example for teenage girls. Ashely is speaking like a parent because she is.

Hey Ashley because of you teenage girls who can’t sing, now think they have a chance in the big leagues. You and your sister Jessica opened a flood gate of bullshit. Ashley you did reconstruction on your whole face like Michael Jackson. You got breast implants as a teenage girl, was that a good example?

America is so fucked up they took away Milli Vanilli’s Grammy Award for lip syncing and gave Ashely Simpson praises and awards for doing the same. Ashley you fooled the kids who worship Pop Culture. They grow up, look back and laugh. Then they throw you and others like you under the bus.

Please do us all a big favor. Don’t record another album. I beg you please please please.

Jessica what can I say about you that you don’t already know. First and foremost you have no talent. Secondly, you are fucking stupid. We all know this, and now you are a fat sow. I believe Jessica is depressed. You would be to if you needed Valtrex.

Jessica you are now a Country Singer and this is good material for you. Your man Tony, he doesn’t love you. Tony used you and your name for his popularity. smart guy. Jessica, he’s going to dump you. Don’t be mad, as I have said before, “it’s good material”. Jess it’s sad just like fucking Country Music.

Pop stars who were created by MTV will all go backwards on the Ladder after their success. It’s part of our sick form of entertainment. We will see this as we climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 11:73