TO STREET FIGHT FOR CHARITY

This fucking guy Mike keeps calling me, with the nerve to leave rude messages on my voice mail, and on my email.

Mike is responsible for stealing my domain name (jackyjasper.com). Now, can you believe that he’s trying to sell it back to me for three grand? I have proof. Know why? Because I have all of his verbal extortion demands on tape. Mike even went as far as to say that when he sees me, he’s going to kick my ass. He goes on to call me an ‘internet tough guy.’

Really it all boils down to jealously — plain and simple. Mike’s mad because I’m making money, and he’s not! The only reason why Mike does not have any more money is because he sniffed it all up his Virginia country-ass nose!

Hey Mike, you Virginia fuck boy! Let’s make a deal. Since you want to kick my ass so bad, why don’t you sign off on a one sheet that you won’t call the cops, and that I can tape the whole fight, so my readers can witness me knockin’ you out in less than 30 seconds!?!?!

You ain’t training you can’t fuck with me! I want to beat the shit out of you just for leaving me such rude voice messages. Pick the place – anytime, anywhere – just sign off and it’s fucking on and crack’in!!! (more…)