HSK 2009 Grammy's WRAP-UP

GRAMMY’S
Fuck,  I’m sick but the Grammy’s gotta get it! I’m not lying when I say we  may have just witnessed the worst Grammy’s in history.

Anyone with street cred should of stayed the fuck home.

U2 opened the Grammys they were garbage. They should have sang a song we all knew. I don’t know the song they performed, do you?

What was Jay Z doing with Coldplay? It was so plastic, Jay Z should know better. Justin Timberlake with Al Green?  Justin’s a soul man now? Fuck off. It got even worse when I saw Stevie Wonder with the Jonas Brothers. Stevie Wonder clearly has talent and we all know this but I’m tired of these award shows exploiting him.

Kanye came out looking like Michael Jackson doing a version of Billie Jean. Did you see Kanye is trying to bring back the mullet? Leave the rock hair and hi-tops to Thom Yorke bro.

Oh and Molly Cyrus performed with some chic playing a guitar, Molly is fat. I sure hope she quits drinking so much beer and loses a few pounds. The closer she hints at pulling a “Britney Spears” the closer TeddyRevolution is to becoming the next K-Fed! HA….I wonder where that trouble-maker disappeared to?

Then Kenny Chesney came on and I changed the station.

By the time I mustered up enough will power to come back, Puffy was there was on stage with Natalie Cole. That bitch looks sick.  Not flu sick, but disease sick.

On to Katie Perry’s performance, she didn’t lip sync.  She should have.  She sounded horrible. I’m not even gonna break it down any further ‘cuz it was a joke she was even there.

Then Mia came on stage pregnant ( she was lip syncing ).  I was waiting for her water to break hoping T.I. “the snitch” slipped on her placenta.

Then Paul McCartney hit the stage. I went to the fridge to get some grapes and I didn’t miss nothing. LL was there, he’s everywhere…

Sugarland came on I turned the channel, didn’t you? (more…)