Kim Kardashian claims to keep her figure in tip-top shape, from her daily use of what’s said to be her favorite diet pill called “QuickTrim”. Guess what Kim? I DON’T BELIEVE YOU ONE BIT!!!

“QuickTrim” – by Vitaquest, recently laced the cover of “Life Style” magazine…promising it’s readers that those who use the pill can “Lose 20 lbs in Four Weeks”. Vitaquest also has who other than Khloe K, backing the farce of a product. Know why? Because Khole sold her image to the “Quick Trim” inventors – granting them the green light to use her image as help to promote the pill…all for a check, of course.

Here’s what I have to say: Ain’t nobody losing 20 pounds in such a short period of time. That is, UNLESS THEY’RE DOING BLOW!!! Maybe the Kardashian sisters are (like ‘Klymaxx’ said), taking frequent trips to hold meetings in the ladies room. That is, to powder their noses. (more…)

So I took time off to jump on a plane to Miami and see the Kardashian sister’s ‘cuz I’m tired of them using professional athletes to pay their bills. I’m going to tell them exactly how I feel about their little scheme. It takes a real dude to do this because I’m not impressed with Kim and her sister Khole’s hustle. And, I’m also proud to admit that I’m not a fan of their bullshit reality show either…know why? ‘Cuz little girls around the world are watching this nonsense T.V! How about some responsibility? We’re pretty rough around the edges here at HSK but we aren’t bad guys…know why? (more…)

Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade are expecting a child and I must say I saw this coming! I was the one who told you all that Gabrielle Union was on a survival mission…

She’s like 34yrs old (same age as Beyonce) and Gabrielle knows that Hollywood is not calling on her anytime soon…Gabrielle knew that she needed some sort of security in her life so she did what Kendra Wilkinson did and got herself a professional athlete a.k.a. a sucker. Kim Kardashian is about to do the same thing to Reggie Bush even Stevie Wonder can see this…Won’t you agree?

Cassie and Puffy are on Twitter talking about they like to eat turkey sandwiches after sex…who cares? Cassie just needs to have sex with Puffy and leave the music business alone…know why? ‘Cuz she can’t sing or dance – she totally sucks mane…

Jay Z called Beyonce a hoe in his new song with Drake and guess what? If Jay Z said it I believe it… He is Beyonce’s husband…isn’t he? By the way the record sucks ass…

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Russell Simmon’s got a new girlfriend and her name is Sophie Monk – guess what? Sophie’s ex-boyfriend was Ryan Seacrest and I’ll tell you all a big secret: Sophie Monk is a star fucker and by saying this we must do a background check…it’s only fair, right?

Sophie is from Australia and she came to America to pursue her entertainment career. The first jockey to ride this pony was the washed up star Jude Law. Then came the second jockey Benji Madden…doesn’t he have herpes? Her and Benji were engaged for a year…Benji left Sophie for Paris Hilton but that didn’t slow Sophie down ‘cuz three months later she was dating Ryan Seacrest. Isn’t Ryan gay?

She also appeared on the HBO television series Entourage doing a sex scene with “Vinnie Chase”. Knowing Mark Wahlberg he definitely had a taste…

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Khloe Kardashian spotted at the Kress Nightclub in Hollywood – she wasn’t very happy to see Jacky….I wonder why?
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Kanye is such a horny dude! He can’t stop chasing ass around Hollywood – don’t believe me ask Reggie Bush!
Do you know why Kim and Reggie broke up? ‘Cuz of Kanye West. Kanye and Kim met at a party and Kanye was gamin’ the bitch all night!

Kanye couldn’t get the vice and lust out of his mind – he had to text Kim to remind her of steamy night they both had…
Guess who saw Kanye’s text messages? Reggie Bush! Reggie freaked out – he couldn’t believe Kim was making him look like a total jack-ass so he ended their relationship. Kim’s potential money marriage is over thanks to the self – proclaimed King of Pop.

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Kim does not waste time – this viper is on the hunt and she’s doing the calling… Who do you think Kim “The Porn Star” Kardashian called up for a date? Usher! Guess what? He accepted.

I’m not lying when I say that everybody in the entertainment business is sleeping with each other! Put it this way: Usher can have his secret life and Kim will still stay with him…know why? ‘Cuz she’s a total fame whore mane.

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I’ve told you all before that Kim and Reggie are no longer a couple. Then Kim and Reggie (Kim’s idea I’m sure) both tried so hard to make me look like a liar by pretending to act like couple!

It was all done for the photographers while they were both in the public. In other words Kim and Reggie’s relationship was a big ‘ole lie…They were both working in South Africa for DeBeers and Dr Evil a.k.a. Russell Simmons. This was Reggie’s last gig with Kim…know why? ‘Cuz both Kim and Reggie got paid mane…Thanks Russell. I hope someone told Reggie about Dairyofahollywoodstreetking.com because we have been trying to warn Reggie about this vampire. Kim the vampiress begged for Reggie to marry her and guess what? Reggie told the fame whore “no”.

Kim may have lost the man but she’s still the new Pepsi’s spoke person – I do wonder who will be Kim’s next victim. Is Russell Simmons available?

-Guru Jacky

Blogxilla and his friends at Global Grind are stealing all my ideas – Blogxilla even admitted it to me in a letter and guess that? I’m not surprised…They even have Diary Of A Pole Dancer Pt3; I wonder where they got that idea from?

Comment Of The Week? We’ve already done it! Ice-T and Coco interviews currently on Global Grind? We have already done that!
Can someone please tell Russell Simmons and his staff members to get off my dick? I expected this shit from white bloggers – know why? ‘Cuz they’re not urban so it’s normal for them to steal ideas from urban culture but when black folks are doing this type of shit to each other It Can Hold a Nation Back…If you don’t believe me ask Professor Griff!

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There’s a rumor going around and sure hope it’s true for Reggie’s sake…
I’ve been hearing that Kim and Reggie broke up.

Yeppie for Reggie! He finally came to his senses and noticed all Kim wanted was his status and money. If Kim and Reggie got married she would divorce him in due time and end up taking half of Reggie’s earnings. Is that Persian pussy really worth a check with that many “zeros”.
What do you think Kendra Wilkinson is going to do to Hank Baskett? This couple did get married in the state of California…didn’t they? Bad move Hank… get married in the state of California and your wife gets half of your bank!

Didn’t Hank Baskett get a chance to watch Eddie’s Murphy’s Raw? Guess not; it was about why not to get married in the state of California! Some people just don’t listen…right Hank??!!!

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