Last night Jacky checked out the Lakers game with Hollywoods #1 Problem solving attorney, Mr. Ronald Richards! The Lakers destroyed Detroit. Know why?
Cuz Kobe is the best in the game mane!
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Get this: everybody was sayin’ Lebron James is the best. Matter of fact when the Houston
Rockets were playing the Lakers I heard people saying ” Kobe needs
Shaq”.
I personally called my attorney Ronald Richards and told him to
warm up the Batmobile (a.k.a. The Bentley Phantom).
We went to the game just to boo Ron Artest and I must say I smoke purple, I wore
purple and gold, and I was truly the sharpest.
Ask John Singleton he was there!
Guess what? We defeated the Rockets that night and the
rest is history. Meanwhile Cleveland Cavaliers already defeated
whoever they played. Who cares? The team Cleveland played was shit. I
can’t remember the team’s name… see how important winning is?
In 2008 Trina put out a track rapping about her and Kobe hump’in and all that.
Guess what? Vanessa Bryant doesn’t like it. As a matter of fact
Vanessa does not like Trina at all. Know why?
‘Cuz Vanessa called Trina a no-talented dwarf. Now if this is true shouldn’t Trina react?
Didn’t Trina have a hit record, Tha Baddest Bitch?
By the way Kobe is denying it all like a true player. Wouldn’t you?
Nas and Keils are in the press again… this time they got Nas committing abuse.
Know why? The couple was partying in London when they were
together and Nas threw a glass of Patron on Kelis.
Reports have surfaced regarding Kelis as breaking down and crying. Is this true? Of course it is they’re not
together anymore are they?
Kobe’s ex- maid wants a check and a book deal. Maria Jimenez is suing
Kobe and Vanessa Bryant. Maria would like to break the confidentiality
agreement that she signed she did this in order to get the job. Smart
move Kobe!!! Know why? Maria wants a book deal. Maria also said
Vanessa is a mean woman and there’s a story she would like to tell
regarding: the Bryants, her, and dog poop. Who can you trust these days?
DMX is not going back to jail and that’s good news isn’t it? Dude can
spend more time now with his family and he could finally say goodbye
to the crackpipe…just like Keshia Cole’s mother, Frankie.
The Lakers won tonight, 118-78 in Game 5 of the conference semifinals.
Kobe killed it with 26 points and now the boys are leading the series 3-2.
More pictures of me and my man Ronald Richards after the jump:
Everybody knows Trick Daddy is suffering from Lupus.
Tricks a cool dude; he put Trina on and we all know that Trick loves the kids.
I guess Rick Ross doesn’t. Know why? Ricks telling every and anybody that Trick Daddy got Aids. Why is Rick Ross doing this? Dude meaning Rick believes that Trick Daddy was giving information to 50 Cent. Do you guys really care ? I don’t.
Listen Rick: Nobody likes the cops not even Kobe that’s why he doesn’t hang out with Shaq.
Carrie Prejean is getting heat and I don’t know why. I saw the racy photo that was on TheDirty.com. Miss America is that you? Carrie took a profile picture in pink booty shorts with her hands covering her breast.
I’ll tell you this much the only pink I saw was Carrie’s shorts. Some are calling Carrie Prejean a hypocrite due to her controversial answer when asked about same sex marriage. Is Carrie a hypocrite? Are you? Isn’t Carrie a decent christian girl? Someone should of told Carrie decent christian girls don’t take those sort of pictures. And they don’t compete in beauty pageants wearing bikini’s either? Isn’t Carrie a christian? (more…)
Kobe Bryant is truly amazing. I think he’s the best basketball player don’t you?
Kobe is the youngest of three children. Straight from high school to the NBA! This kid from Philadelphia is the captain of the Los Angeles Lakers.
Why do some people dislike Kobe?
Rihanna has become a publicity slut hasn’t she? Rihanna is dating everybody even the girls are getting in, ask Katie Perry. This pop star Rihanna has become a tramp. Let’s see who had a taste of Rihanna other than Katie. How about Brody Jenner, he had some. So did Andrew Bynum. Now Rihanna’s back with her old boyfriend. I wonder was Rihanna this promiscuous when she was with Chris?
David Hasselhoff has been drinking again and this is the 7th time David was rushed to the hospital because of alcohol poisoning. David’s ex-wife Pam and his 16 yr old daughter Hayley saved his retarded ass again. They took him to Cedars Sinai. Doesn’t David eat hamburgers off the kitchen floor?
Wolverine made 80 million this weekend at the box office. I am trying to (more…)
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