Ne-yo was asked a question by a young female fan recently and his remarks have left a bad taste in many people’s mouths…

All she asked was, ” What do I need to do to get into the business”. Ne-yo being the gentlemen that he is said” lose weight”.
Ouch! That hurts…

This guy Ne-yo once worked at McDonalds… Shouldn’t he show some sort of compassion?
By the way Ne-yo gave the young female fan the wrong advice… You ever heard of that young full figured woman named Jill Scott? She sings like an angel, soul that Solange or Britney could never even comprehend. Hey Ne Yo, these skinny model bitches suck but you wouldn’t know cuz your a closeted homosexual and obviously only paying your attention to the boys…. You should give spectacular a call, maybe he has the looks you were referring to when you so ill advised this young girl.

Christina Milian (although she’s packing on the pounds as we speak), Rihanna, Ciara, Kelis, etc…all of which are no-talent skinny singing bitches….

Here’s a few names of women singer’s that truly can sing and guess what? These girls are BIG: Aretha Franklin, Martha Walsh (A Personal Friend of HSK), Adele, and my favorite Jill Scott…and if Beyonce wasn’t on them diet pills! She’d be big and fat just like her mother Tina Knowles… Wouldn’t she?

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Remember when I reported that Ciara’s Lamborghini was getting reposessed? Well it wasn’t. Know why? Her whip was getting shipped from Atlanta to Los Angeles…I’m surprised!

Ciara is Kim Kardashian’s new BFF. The Kardashian’s want everyone to know that they’re hip. Know why? ‘Cuz they got black boyfriends and black girlfriends mane…

Mathew Knowles is my hero. When I grow-up I wanna be like Mathew Knowles. Why? Mathew is a good dad; he sure made sure Beyonce and Solange were taken care of didn’t he?!?
I adore how Mathew scared those ugly black bitches away from Beyonce… I’m talking about the members of Destiny’s  Child…
Mathew Knowles is the best… Isn’t he? Now Mathew is separated from his wife Tina but there will be no divorce… He’s such a pimp, I love this guy! Don’t you…
Mathew is a visionary just like me…We get-up to dress fly… just to make money mane….

I know I’ve said lots of bad things about T.I. but I don’t wish him or anyone prison time….Those pig bastards in Forrest City Arkansas allowed Swine flu to spread throughout the jailhouse facility… Now the word is T.I. might of caught a virus…

Johnny Depp is a classy guy… Guess what Johnny did? He took his party from the movie Public Enemy to dinner and totally impressed their waiter. The waiter served famous people like Sean Connery and Robert DeNiro before but the waiter said Johnny had more class than any of those guys. Know why? He said Johnny tipped him $40,000 mane…

It’s Wednesday morning and I’m hearing Rihanna is sad about the whole Chris Brown thing… Know why? ‘Cuz she lied on the police reports about Chris mane…
In other words Rihanna still wants Chris…All chic’s are stupid… I swear!!!
Gotta Go…

-Guru Jacky

On June 28th everyone is coming to town… Los Angeles to be exact.
My nicca’s from the gym and the hood are so excited. Know why? They look at this event as a opportunity to get paid mane… They truly hope all those who were at the Summer Bling Fest will come to their city…I personally really wanna see Trey Songs… Know why? ‘Cuz he’s Necole Bitchie’s secret boyfriend…

Trey needs to teach his cum drinking hoe Necole some respect or I’ll have to hold him responsible for her actions…

Back to the BET Awards; the people from the hoods in L.A. don’t care too much for these type of showcases… (more…)

Ed McMahon died today and it makes me think about how ungrateful man-kind can be.
It was The Johnny Carson Show that took Ed  to his greatest riches and fame… Ed was known for the show’s intro, “Here’sssssss Johnny”.
If there was no Johnny Carson, Doc Severinsen (the bandleader ), and Ed McMahon there would be no Jay Leno Show. They paved the way for guys like him and David Letterman…

However, regardless of what Ed contributed to the world during his lengthy career, no one in that world came to his rescue when financial problems left him with nothing.

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I spoke to Sinnamon Love yesterday and she told me the rumor about her having sexual relations with Kanye West is totally false.
Sinnamon said Kanye West is a superstar and he had his girlfriend with him on tour so why would he have to pay porn stars for sex? Sinnamon hello!!! Prince is a mega-star and he bought escorts from Heidi Fleiss…

Anyways Sinnamon also said she’s not a senior citizen; she’s 35yrs old… As a matter of fact Sinnamon said India needs to stop talking ‘cuz they both went to same high school and India graduated 3 yrs after her. Is Sinnamon indirectly saying India is 32yrs old.. Who cares? Back to Kanye West. Sinnamon spoke highly of him, and said she was just their to give massages with no happy endings. Do you believe her? ‘Cuz India doesn’t. You decide….

P.S. Sinnamon Love will not be writing a tell all book but everyone else is… I mean everyone… Can’t wait for the Amber Rose tell-all-book. The secrets she has on Kanye better keep Amber on his payroll… Won’t you agree?

-Guru Jacky

Tyrese is no longer a singer! A few months back I heard he made an announcement at Cinespace (a club out here in Hollywood). Tyrese said he was going to stick to his acting career and drop the singing part of his game. Maybe Tyrese was just playing with words beacause Aaron Hall performed before he did. Aaron did do a spectacular performance… I know, my personal friends were there, how do think I got the story? Is Tyrese turning his back on black chic’s? I say this because dude’s on Twitter tell everybody he’s in love with Megan Fox.

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LeToya Luckett has a beef with one of my favorite people. Guess who? My pimp buddy Mathew Knowles. Buss this!! Mathew didn’t want LeToya to perform at the BET Awards. Know why? Mathew doesn’t want LeToya on the same stage as Beyonce. Can’t blame him… can’t even question Mathew on this one; he’s a pimp… Mathew knows what’s best mane…Beyonce is too big to hang-out with these bum bitches. I agree with Mathew and us pimps stick together dude…
When was the last time you rushed to order tickets for a LeToya Luckett concert? LeToya should marry a professional athlete and call it a day. A professional athlete is a security blanket for a hoe… Am I right or wrong? Ask Kendra Wilkinson?!!
Read more @ Bossip.com

Chris Brown’s in town today… Know why? Chris has a preliminary hearing court date mane… Rihanna will be there too… She’s under subpoena to testify. Christians: band together and pray for these two… Pray for Rihanna to stop fornicating and pray for Chris not to go to jail. Why not pray for me too am smoking kush again mane…

Larry Flynt was rushed to the hospital on Saturday. We don’t know why but we want Pat Robertson and the 700 Club to pray for Larry. Who else can make those Oscar winning movies that Larry makes? Please god, don’t take him away….
Read more @ RadarOnline.com

Atlanta’s Hot 107.9 held their annual Bling Birthday Bash. Guess what? Every rapper who can’t speak the English language properly was there….
The bling was everywhere; I mean these cats got a lot of jewelry. The winner was Plies. Plies out did everybody; even Gucci Mane. They couldn’t do this type of event in L.A.
Know why? Nicca’s will get shot, robbed, and buried mane….
Read more @ GlobalGrind.com

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There’s a lot of confusion about this, what really happened? Why the fuck am I getting blasted on twitter about this from the T-Dot? Wil. I. Am denies assaulting Perez, but check out the quoted text Perez’s Twitter below!

-I’m in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.
-I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.
-Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel.
-I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here.
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SPORTS, DEBAUCHERY, & LIES

Almost 24 players from the NHL got swindled for an investment they made with a resort developer and golf course mogul Ken Jowdy. Rather than to actually invest that capital wisely, Ken decided to spend the roughly 25 million dollars entertaining friends Roger Clemens, Reggie Jackson and ESPN announcer Joe Morgan and putting other people on bogus pay-rolls.

This bastard Jowdy stole money from players of the New York Rangers and Islanders… guys like Bryan Berard and Michael Peca both lost $700,000.
Word is even Mattian Norstrom lost $600,000 too…. What exactly did Ken Jowdy do with the hockey players money you ask? He blew it on porn stars, hookers, party girls, and strippers mane…

The scammed athletes are demanding pays full restitution of the money plus $15 million in damages for Ken failing to build two luxury resorts in Mexico and I don’t blame them!

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Aubrey O’ Day was on her way to do a photo shoot for TV Guide and while walking across the parking lot she was spotted by a bandit. The stick-up kid saw an easy opportunity and boy was he right. Know why? People out here in L.A. like to run-up and jack you…for everything mane!!! The stick-up kid even took Aubrey O’ Day’s Zac Posen dress…
What do think she was going to wear for the photo shoot? I bet some whore on Craigslist is running around with her dress?
Read more @ Bossip

Remember when Willie D from the Houston Texas rap group The Geto Boys was locked up for IPhone scams? (Check the HSK archives for the full story)…
Well there’s good news, Willie D a.k.a. William James Dennis is home on bail!
The court system took ma’ man’s passport but if I were Willie D I’d get a new passport and get the fuck up outta here. Know why? ‘Cuz Willie D might go back to jail mane….
His case is getting tried in the state of Texas isn’ it? Go to Mexico dude!!
Read more @ AllHipHop.com

Mariah Carey keeps getting money… know why? White people like Mariah Carey. Word is she’s about to get $ 24,000 a week for being a cast member in a play in London England. The people who are in charge of production for this theatrical play are totally out their fuck’in minds… Have they seen Mariah’s performance in her flopped movie Glitter?
Read more @ WendyISTA

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