Tameka “Tiny” Cottle, better known as T.I’s wife, has a stand in lover while her old man is doing sometime in the slammer…
Tiny is cheating on Clifford ” T.I.” Harris with another girl that looks like a boy – a darker version of Amber Rose…

What is this world coming to? Tiny’s new lesbian lover has been seen driving Tiny’s car all over Atlanta – she’s even seen with T.I. and Tiny’s kids! Rumor has it that Tiny and her new part-time lover were seen kissing…Does T.I. Know? Buss this!!! It was Tiny’s birthday last week so she had a party; who do think was Tiny’s date? Her mysterious lesbian lover! Hey don’t get mad at me, I saw Tiny’s birthday party pictures and guess what? There was not one male in sight…and if there was any male attendance at Tiny’s shindig I’m sure they wore flip flops to show their manicured toes…

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There’s a new invasion taking on the west coast. Wanna know what it is? Everybody is moving to Los Angeles mane…

Everyone wants to do television or movies. Why do you think Lil Kim moved out here? Many artist have recognized that music sales are at an all time low…artists like Ciara have decided to follow Sean Puffy Combs and Usher and make the move to Hollywood and pursue other facets of the industry.

Sean’s all white party was this past Saturday, I was invited but couldn’t be bothered…did you see what happened (FOX THEATER RIOTS)?

Since the urban stars are relocating to Hollywood their groupie fans will follow. None of them will be able to afford rent here working at Dell Taco so expect a lot more Vinnie’s Vixen’s this summer…

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RUSSELL SIMMONS
BLACK CULTURE THIEF #1

It was a splendid evening at the Kress last night. I met these two wonderful hood rats and guess what, they love Banana Kush!

Thanks to my friend Mike, a mega club owner from here to Vegas. He owns most of those clubs you guys are waiting in line at.

Met an old friend (Tom Green), shared some laughs, and will be working together in the future.

Stay Tuned.

-Guru Jacky

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Eve is on Twitter and she’s diss’in Chris Brown and I think it’s so funny; know why?
This girl Eve will only date bitch-made nigga’s.

This wanna-be white chic Eve says, ” If any man comes at her with a fist she’s gonna do him some’in.” Eve’s talking tuff. Eve what will you do? Fight back?

My suggestion is if a man is assaulting you ladies; get away and call the authorities.

Don’t listen to Eve she’s scared of men and takes dildo’s in her vagina; it’s on the internet. I posted it.

Eve also said ” Rihanna you are beautiful and talented “. Hey Eve stop sucking on prosthetic dildo’s; it’s giving you brain damage!

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Our boys at Sunset Organic have done it again.
Grape Ape is a hybrid meaning it’s a sativa/indica. And guess what ladies and gentlemen? It’s on top of the food chain. Know why? Grape Ape cures Attention Deficit Disorder!

I know; I’m a part of the A.D.D. family and I’d rather smoke weed than pop pills and pay the pharmaceutical companies! Won’t you agree?

The taste is totally amazing; get the bubbler out no blunts or papers needed. Know why? You could taste the grape of the bud mane.
I started my day with this bud for a week and if you could afford it you should too. I strongly recommend this bud for those people like Brooke Shields; she wouldn’t need to take all them prescription pills. Tom Cruise might appreciate her a little bit more; don’t you think?

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Who is Tomi Rae you ask? Tomi is James Brown’s widow and she has a son from the late great James Brown.
I’ve met Tomi and she’s a  strange woman… know why? Tomi does drugs; her preference is to free-base cocaine. I know the old skool cats; I’ve spoken to Pinetop Perkins before; have you?

Most cat’s like Ike Turner, god bless his soul, believed that Tomi Rae was a gold digger. Do you believe so? The rest of James Brown’s kids do.

Tomi was married while she was engaged to James Brown; does Tomi have game? Yes she does; know why? Tomi got away with a quarter of the late great James Brown’s estate!

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Who is this Jay Mohr guy? He’s supposed to be a comedian and guess what? Jay Mohr is not funny.

To tell you the truth Jay Mohr suck’s ass; his show ” Gary Unmarried ” sucks ass too. It’s on CBS; the network who uses the eye for their logo.

What is CBS trying to say by using the Eye as a symbol? It’s the networks trademark. My Guess is that CBS is saying they got the eye for shitty show’s like Gary Unmarried!

I’m proud to say I never saw one episode. This guy Jay Mohr is insulting Michelle Obama too; he can’t do that!
Only Michelle’s husband and myself can. Jay said Michelle Obama looks like a man. Jay didn’t stop there… not at all, he also said if Barack needed a center for when he’s playing basketball he should pick his wife.

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Dante is 25 yrs old and guess what? You can’t tell him nothing. Dante is a man of the streets. He knows everybody, know why?
‘Cuz Dante is a frequent club-goer. Dante is the guy the girls go to when they need a line of coke. He’s the guy on the dance floor doing the latest dance moves.

I’m sure you could find him on You Tube, ask me why? ‘Cuz Dante is that type of guy! He loves to dance and entertain. Dante’s the life of the party to some. Chics flock to this Dante fella too; I wonder why? Is it because of his strict work-out habits? Or is it because of the luxury cars that Dante is usually seen driving? Dante loves to drink; know why? He’s the party man. Need pills? Ask Dante. Dante loves to sniff a line of blow and drive his ‘09 Porsche Boxster with a beer in hand.

Dante never saw it coming but we never do. Do we? On Fountain and Highland the cops pulled Dante Jarlen over. For what?
Dante was speeding and he was also arrested.

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Madonna is about to get married. At least that’s what the streets is saying… she’s closing the deal with her 22yr old boy toy Jesus.
She even took Jesus to meet her Rabbi at the New York Kabbalah Center. Madonna bought herself a husband in Brazil and I want the whole wide world to know. Guess what? There’s nothing wrong with that. Is there? Doesn’t she know her children are watching.

Speaking of Madonna, when is her sex tape comin’ out? We’re not far fetched in wondering when she’s gonna hop on the bandwagon…she did name her child after a porn star didn’t she?

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