Brody this is for you, you little punk.  I never do this but you and your little talentless gay spoiled posse is asking for it. I am a PIMP dude, a real one. I will smack the shit out of you. I don’t care about you and your homo friends.

Brody in case you didn’t know your dad is GAY. I said it, Bruce Jenner is gay. He hangs out at the ABBY. It’s a known gay bar in West Hollywood. If your dad is gay the fruit doesn’t usually fall too far from the tree, now does it?

Your show BROMANCE should come on right after Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. Both of these shows are made by men for men. It’s like this dudes like lesbian action so we watch content that has that stuff in it. Just like the chic’s who watch your show they watch your show Bromance to see boy on boy action the boys on your show watch you take showers Brody.

I don’t wanna hang-out with you dreadful Hollywood geeks. I know the people who sell you your coke, pills, weed, etc… I’m from the streets asshole. I don’t want to party with you! I don’t want to go to the clubs you go to. I’ve done that already and on occasion still do when I choose too, but your crowd is full of posers and cry-baby’s.

Chic’s audition to hang-out with me not guys Brody. You fuck with square girls, that is why you are what you are (more…)