“She’d like, punch me in the face, kick me out of the car,” said Dina Lohan. “Like you don’t know the shit I went through trying to get her an intervention by myself.”

That’s what Dina Lohan had to say about her daughter Lindsay, in a telephone conversation between Dina and Lindsay’s father, Michael Lohan.

“She’s really sad and really hurt and really…I told her not to go to L.A. at 18…she did,” said Dina. “I couldn’t leave these other three to go get her and it was, like, a mess.”

The conversation took place more than a year ago, when Michael Lohan taped a string of phone calls about his daughter, who he says, is addicted to prescription pills.

Now, Lindsay’s lawyer is looking to take action against Michael Lohan for releasing the tapes. But, Michael says he’s afraid for his daughter’s life, and wants the truth to be known. (more…)

Beyonce: It’s Her Way or The Highway!!!

It’s finally confirmed that Beyonce has let all of her fame and fortune go straight to her (weaved-up) head. Know why? Because the egomaniac wife of ‘Hova,’ had the audacity to kick Lindsay Lohan out of a dressing room that is reported to have been bigger than that Samantha Ronson’s dude.

It all went down over the weekend, at the F1 Rocks concert in Singapore. That’s where Lohan was hosting the live event (for the British Television, Channel 4), and Beyonce took center stage for a performance.

Beyonce is said to have ordered her camp to have Lohan relocated to another backstage dressing room, so the former Destiny’s Child member could move into the biggest backstage real estate. (What a narcissistic, spoiled BRAT!!!) (more…)

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Lindsay is getting dogged out again and it’s not just by the media. If your guess was Samantha Ronson you made a wise assumption ‘cuz it was!
Samantha threw all Lindsay’s clothes on the street when her other girlfriend Drea De Matteo came over to the house…Samantha Ronson acts just llike a fucking nicca doesn’t she?
It’s plain for all of us to see that Sam can have her cake and she can eat it too because Lindsay keeps coming back for more…doesn’t she?

I’m genuinely concerned for Lindsay and her well being…it’s bad enough that she’s already a ginger…that’s enough to deal with in itself…
Can somebody  just give her this telephone number…1800-273-8255. It’s the suicide hotline number…thanks!

-Guru Jacky

• Nas and Kelis had a baby boy and we all must congratulate them for bringing new life to the planet that we all call mother earth…Why isn’t Kelis allowing Nas to see his new baby? She’ll gladly take all his money…I truly hope they both work this situation out…know why? ‘Cuz it’s not only about Nas and Kelis anymore it’s about their new born baby boy mane…

• Jay Z kicked Drake off his new single! Can somebody anybody ask me if I care? I don’t…Drake is still going to be popular and I hope for his sake that he gets some good record sales…Only Beyonce and Michael Jackson were able to move decent units in a dying industry… Don’t believe me? sk Jim Jones.

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Lindsay Lohan is totally out of control…think I said this many times before…didn’t I?
This chic is making bad decisions mane.
She turned down the role that Heather Graham played in the movie The Hangover…
That role would of brought back Lindsay’s dying career…What was she thinking?

My guess and it’s a good one: Lindsay wanted to stay with her lover Samantha Ronson…
Filming the movie Hangover would of taken time away from her and that monster dick!
Now I’m hearing Lindsay is stealing again…this time she stole sunless spray tan.
Ask Jennifer Sunday. She’s suing Lindsay for stealing the formula…
Lindsay is just like her dad Michael…Isn’t she…

-Guru Jacky

Lindsay Lohan is a stalker. Lindsay waits outside of Samantha Ronson’s home and when Sam arrives, Lindsay rushes into Samantha’s garage and guess what? Lindsay starts yelling and crying in Samantha’s home. Sources say Lindsay does this type of stuff on a regular bases to Samantha. Is Samantha Ronson a pimp?

Amber Rose is a groupie, Kanye should be ashamed of himself; know why? Amber Rose was fucking Cassidy. He’s the rapper from Philly. Word is while Kanye was away recording Amber was out whoring; don’t believe me ask Kanye!
The relationship is over. Kanye got smart and dumped Amber. Guess who’s going back to the pole?

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Jamie Foxx is mad at Miley Cyrus. He thinks she’s a little brat for talking shit on Radiohead. Not sure “entitles” Jamie to stick up for them, but he decided to let little Miley have it recently in front of an audience.

Here’s a few punchlines Jamie delivered to Miley:
Jamie told Miley to ” Make a sex tape and grow up”. That’s a good one don’t you think? Here’s another punchline from Jamie; “Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin”. Funny.

Here’s another one ” Do like Lindsay Lohan and get some crack in your pipe”. I love Jamie he doesn’t give a fuck. Doesn’t Jamie have a new movie dropping next week?
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Phil Spector, my friend Vinnie’s client, is in the Twin Towers. He’s in the hospital section of the slammer. Phil’s 5 feet and he’s under a hundred pounds WTF? They gonna blackmail him in there. Trust me I know those guy’s.

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Lindsay’s friends are scared for her (they said this shit I didn’t). Lindsay’s homegirls are saying the glass head bitch Lindsay wants to die before she’s 30. Lindsay wants to follow the footsteps of her idol Marilyn Monroe.

Lindsay said she wants to die young. She wants to be remembered like the other nut cases you all glamorize. Lindsay is 22,  her death wish could happen anytime in the next 8 years but I won’t hold my breath. Who really fucking cares anyway?

Why doesn’t she just do herself now? I suggest she take a bath and while laying in the tub she smoke some glass and then do us all a big favor and slice her wrist.

Jacky 89:10