Lindsay Lohan is a stalker. Lindsay waits outside of Samantha Ronson’s home and when Sam arrives, Lindsay rushes into Samantha’s garage and guess what? Lindsay starts yelling and crying in Samantha’s home. Sources say Lindsay does this type of stuff on a regular bases to Samantha. Is Samantha Ronson a pimp?

Amber Rose is a groupie, Kanye should be ashamed of himself; know why? Amber Rose was fucking Cassidy. He’s the rapper from Philly. Word is while Kanye was away recording Amber was out whoring; don’t believe me ask Kanye!
The relationship is over. Kanye got smart and dumped Amber. Guess who’s going back to the pole?

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Jamie Foxx is mad at Miley Cyrus. He thinks she’s a little brat for talking shit on Radiohead. Not sure “entitles” Jamie to stick up for them, but he decided to let little Miley have it recently in front of an audience.

Here’s a few punchlines Jamie delivered to Miley:
Jamie told Miley to ” Make a sex tape and grow up”. That’s a good one don’t you think? Here’s another punchline from Jamie; “Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin”. Funny.

Here’s another one ” Do like Lindsay Lohan and get some crack in your pipe”. I love Jamie he doesn’t give a fuck. Doesn’t Jamie have a new movie dropping next week?
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Phil Spector, my friend Vinnie’s client, is in the Twin Towers. He’s in the hospital section of the slammer. Phil’s 5 feet and he’s under a hundred pounds WTF? They gonna blackmail him in there. Trust me I know those guy’s.

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Lindsay’s friends are scared for her (they said this shit I didn’t). Lindsay’s homegirls are saying the glass head bitch Lindsay wants to die before she’s 30. Lindsay wants to follow the footsteps of her idol Marilyn Monroe.

Lindsay said she wants to die young. She wants to be remembered like the other nut cases you all glamorize. Lindsay is 22,  her death wish could happen anytime in the next 8 years but I won’t hold my breath. Who really fucking cares anyway?

Why doesn’t she just do herself now? I suggest she take a bath and while laying in the tub she smoke some glass and then do us all a big favor and slice her wrist.

Jacky 89:10

1. More grown adults will move back home into their mothers house.

2. Less people will be watching the Fox News.

3. The crime rate will rise, more decent people will turn to crime (shoplifting, prostitution,robberies, anything   money related)

4. Expect more businesses to declare bankruptcy.

5. Black kids will start to form bands, the days of dudes being on stage grabbing their nuts talking tuff is done.

6. All the thinkers, the creative people, the people with talent, the people who are not lazy will be successful.

7. More and more people are going to think that the world is coming to and end, they are wrong, more religious fanatics expect it.

8. Less people will be moving into America to live (mexcians) and more people will be moving out of America (Americans.)

9. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson will break up (who cares)

10. White people will get to know who the fuck Katt Williams is.
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