That’s exactly what 23-year-old starlet, Megan Fox said, after admitting her obsession with the late Marilyn Monroe (who apparently loved those ’scripts’ so much, that the Grim Reaper paid Monroe that infamous visit).

“I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality — or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia,” reported Fox. It’s no secret that Meggy openly admits to being a carpet-muncher, and I say this…AIN’T NOTHING AT ALL WRONG WITH THAT! Megan, just because the rest of the world is hating on you, doesn’t make you crazy! (more…)

A personal friend of mine used to smoke crack with DJ AM and he also used to supply the drug to the guy…
When I heard AM was smoking crack again I didn’t say anything…know why? ‘Cuz you assholes would be the first to call me a hater…Right?

Fuck all this bullshit about DJ AM being depressed and that being the excuse for why he was back on crack. He was back on crack cocaine because he loved crack just like Richard Pryor did…trust me I know!!!

Seth from the bullshit group CrazyTown knows all about DJ AM’s crack smoking habits. The same dude I know that DJ AM knew used to service both Seth and DJ AM with the drug.

Cocaine and I divorced years ago… she and I will never have a relationship again. I did everything with her. I banged her, I cooked her so I could smoke her (it’s called freebasing)…Ask Melle Mel? I even snorted her but guess what? She’ll drive you crazy mane…ask Martin Lawrence!

AM wasn’t only addicted to crack cocaine he was also addicted to the devil’s dick a.k.a. the crackpipe.The pipe actually speaks to you ” Fill me up dude – we’re all alone – fuck the world I’m your best friend”. It’s no different when you spike the shit in your veins – you’re not only addicted to the drug you become addicted to the neddle mane! You rookies wouldn’t know all about that…would you?

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Before Michael Jackson died, his brothers shot a one hour pilot for a reality show that was supposed to follow them as they “reunited” with Michael. MJ wanted nothing to do with the project and it was done anyway….

What’s the world coming to? A&E is confirmed by the Hollywood Reporter that they will be airing a pilot in the next month and a series is likely to follow.

Why do we need a reality show that shows them mourning and trying to “revive” their personal careers? It seems a bit forced, doesn’t it?

-HSK

Kanye West said he never called himself the New King of Pop. He also said fuck the media. He said he’s fed up and not going to talk to the press anymore.
Hey Kanye: don’t talk to the press and stay away – see how long your career lasts dude. You will end up like Terence Trent D’Arby…
See nobody remembers who Terence Trent D’Arby was… Do they? Know why? ‘Cuz he didn’t like the press…and guess what? We forgot all about Terence didn’t we?

Little Nicky Cannon got back at Eminem recently – not in song but on Twitter! What a loser…wouldn’t you agree? Little Nicky said he knows karate and he’ll kick Eminem’s ass…
He’s drinking Jesus juice with his wife…know why? Dude got at Em with bible verses…Isn’t Little Nicky a funny guy? Eminem has a beat down crew; does Nick?

La Toya Jackson is writing a tell all book about her brother Michael and guess what? We all saw this coming! What else can La Toya do? Can she sing? No. Can she act? No. Does she enjoy showing her tits and the rest of her body? Yes – she did do Playboy magazine back in the 80’s…didn’t she? Will she snitch on her brother Michael? Yes! She did lie and snitch on Michael in the past didn’t she? Ask Jack Gordon.

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Kanye West is at it again – he is calling himself the new King of Pop…

Hey the majority of you guys are pissed at Kanye for saying this but it’s a free world…isn’t it? Why can’t Kanye West say that he’s the new King of Pop? Kanye did say he has total respect for Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley but since they’re both gone the crown is available…Kanye said he sells the most records and nobody can out sell him so he should be deemed the new king.

I wonder how Jay Z feels about that statement? Anyways, Kanye says the most outlandish things to get your attention – he is a fucking blogger isn’t he? My point is Kanye knows how to use the press. He did once say we should all address him as Martin Louis the King jr… Didn’t he?

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Jodeci has changed their name to Nodeci – in other words Dalvin and DeVante got rid of K-Ci and JoJo. I guess Dalvin and DeVante are tired of the drugs…I don’t think their fans will go for it but I wish them the best of luck.

Rosario Dawson and Gina Gershon are going out together and you heard it hear first…How did I get this information? ‘Cuz they’re vacationing together in Ischia, Italy mane.
Ice Cube is heading to TBS with a new sitcom “Are We There Yet”. This is based on the movie, is TBS trying to be the new UPN?
Does Ice Cube’s television show air before or after the Tyler Perry show? I don’t know…

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We have discovered that Prince Michael II, better know as “Blanket” has a real mother that wants him back.
His Mother is Billie Jean Jackson and guess what? Billie Jean Jackson wants a million dollars and physical custody of Prince Michael 2nd. Billie Jeans case will be heard in a Los Angeles court this coming Monday…

I wonder if Billie Jean will be appearing at the Staples Center this Tuesday?
Fans,friends, family, and nut cases like her can see the King for the last time…they’re have a public viewing of MJ’s body – only $25 to see him…

-Guru Jacky

Michael Jackson’s Will has surfaced…and there’s nothing for his father Joe…
The King Of Pop left everything to his mother Katherine and to his three kids…
( Prince Michael jr,Paris, and Prince Michael the 2nd )

Now that we got that outa the way here’s a question you may have been asking: Who’s the biological father MJ’s 3 children?
Dermatologist Dr. Arnold Kein is allegedly the biological father for Prince Michael jr and Paris….

Reports are also circulating that Debbie Rowe is not the biological mother for Prince Michael jr and Paris…. Debbie Rowe was the surrogate…do you believe it?

Michael never thought he had to legally adopted these 3 children..know why? ‘Cuz every player who was involved signed off on the deal mane…
They all got paid good money so they should all shut-up.

As for Prince Michael the 2nd a.k.a.”Blanket” – his biological parents have not surfaced. When they do my readers will be the first to know!

Michael Jackson was truly a king among his fellow man…know why?
12 people already committed suicide just to show their love to him mane…

Michael Jackson’s doctor Dr. Conrad Murray was not a certified doctor. The promoters who hired this doctor should have known this…wouldn’t you agree? Did the concert promoters have a large insurance policy on the King’s life? Only time would reveal the truth…

Kendra Wilkinson got married to Hank Baskett. Kendra’s a smart girl you can’t knock her hustle…know why? I always tell my female readers to get a professional athlete! ‘Cuz they’re sucka’s mane. Guess where Kendra and Hank had the wedding….the Playboy Mansion!

Lindsay Lohan had her 23rd birthday this weekend in Las Vegas. Do you care? I don’t… Lindsay did do a tribute to Michael Jackson during her birthday celebration. I thought she didn’t like black people?

It’s Monday and am hungover from last night…
Gotta go…

-Guru Jacky