2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH 2010
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

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Today at Fox News headquarters, John Gibson wrapped the show, and walked off of the set, before running into Brian Wilson. “Hey Brian, can I talk to you for a minute?” John asked. Brian turned around. “Sure what’s the problem, John?” Brian inquired. John looked Brian dead in his eyes. “Do you think that Catherine Herridge is a lesbian?” John asked. Brian eyes peered right back at John’s. “We’re all republicans around here and if she is, Catherine will have to follow the same policies of the Army’s – Don’t Ask Don’t Tell,” Brian said. “But, why do you ask?” “Last Saturday was Ronald Reagan’s birthday…I thought about him all day, and I know he wouldn’t approve of such anti-Christian acts,” John said. Brian nodded his head. “But, Just like we have token Latinos and Negroes, we also have token gays and lesbians here at Fox. Know why? It’s all business John,” Brian reasoned.

Meanwhile in California, Travis “Schleprok” McCoy was sporting a pair of Dickies shorts, a lumber jack shirt and a pair of Chuck Taylor’s, when he decided to part from his band “Gym Class Heroes”. His decision sparked McCoy to put his knapsack on his back and grabbed his personalized skateboard before leaving the studio, in search of a place where he knows he belongs. (more…)

Since the Bush administration laid down the law on reporters, news stations and reporters have started censoring themselves. They report a lot of fluff, they don’t cover hardcore stories anymore.

My guess is no reporter wants to end up like Dan Rather. They would rather report the news TMZ style. They run the same tired stories all day like there’s no news to report. I don’t care about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt dissin Ryan Seacrest. How about what’s really going on in the Middle East?

We already know the economy is down the toilet, we already know the Bush administration is at fault. Show us how the Bush administration jacked the United States. I think we would all like to see that. Show us how that cowboy and his bandit riders pull off the biggest heist in American history.

No one will dare televise how they tricked, fooled, and robbed the American people. G.W did it and as a jacker I must take some plays out of his textbook. He wasn’t a good president but he was an amazing crook. The Bush administration lied from the beginning to the end and a large percent of you believed it, or else Obama would have won the election by a landslide. That didn’t happen.

For those of you that didn’t have a good Christmas, which is most of you. George Bush was the Grinch that stole your Christmas (Jacky loved the old school cartoon version).

Since the news is censored and they have to watch what they report like the newspapers. Do we really need MSNBC, FOX or CNN? Do we? Or do we only need the internet to find what’s really happening in the world?

Recognizing that television is used to steal your time and program you with propaganda is wisdom and only few of us will witness this on our climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 18:03

Why isn’t this guy in jail? He kills women, his ex wife mysteriously drown in a tub and his current wife has been missing for more than a year.

He killed two of his wives and he’s still on the street. This guy Drew Peterson is the “Wife Killer Of The Year.”

He’s a fucking pig and he should be in jail, he should be executed.

Picking on chic’s will get you no street cred, it will only hinder you on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 10:12

full story: MSNBC

SARAH PALIN
I don’t know much about this women, but I do know she’s running to be vice president of the United States under John McCain. I know the state she reps is Alaska. She can see Russia from her house. Hard up dudes want to fuck her. Her voice disturbs me. Her daughter is fucking and she isn’t married.

The reason why I said this is Sarah P talks bad about those who fuck and aren’t married. Totally GOD FEARING but she shoots and kills animals for sport. She hangs out with the crazy blonde girl from THE VIEW. She could be the next leader and chief if Johnny boy won the election, and then he accidentally died. She’ll be in charge, President Sarah Palin. That thought scares me and a lot of Americans.

So are we allowed to create and display art of this woman hanging from a NOOSE outside of our home? Let’s say it was Barack Obama hanging from a noose, would that (more…)