“TISHMAN & TISHMAN” – Here’s a company who’s ripping off wannabe stars. Here’s how – They’re promising to make people stars, and all the fame and fortune that follows. I for one can promise you that there are no guarantees of this possibly happening. I mean, the only real guarantee in life is death.

The “Tishman & Tishman” company is obviously pushing for their clients (and potential clients) to believe their bullshit, and that’s exactly who they are…fucking scam artists. The company charges their clients $5k to grant access to their connections (including record release parties (Interscope, Geffen and A&M Records), “Bossy Yacht Hopping Parties, and “Bossy Vacations,” just to name a few. According to “Tishman & Tishman”, the individuals on their staff include, “Top notch attorneys from NYC to LA (ATL and TX, and in between), our Legal Counsel makes sure that contracts are fair, and in the best interest of the client…And should things get a little rough, we have litigators too throughout the world.”

If you are one of the people who have fallen for this scam company, you deserve it! Know why? Because you didn’t do your research before forking out your $5,000. But, I wish the best for my readers. So, don’t be silly. Know why? (more…)

As I said before if you are showing your ass on MY SPACE you might just get discovered.

CRYSTAL’S MYSPACE PAGE

Today it’s Crystal. She’s a Rock’n Roll slut.

This girl likes to party so get the booze and other party requirements out. She’s down for what ever.

TRUST ME!!! IT’S FREE!!!

Crystal is 23 with a high school education. This should be easy. Tell her you wanna party, I am sure if you say the right thing she’ll party with you.

TRUST ME!!! IT’S FREE

I’ll put my head on the guillotine if Crystal doesn’t like to party. Of course she does, she’s a party girl. That’s what SPRING BREAK SLUT’S do.

TRUST ME !!!
IT”S FREE!!!

To all the girls who are totally being sluts on their MY SPACE profile, you might just get discovered and become a SPRING BREAK SLUT.

JAZZ BOOTY’S MYSPACE

Today it’s Jazz Booty. That’s her name, I am not lying to you. She’s chocolate and some of you boys and girls might just wanna lick.

Yes she’s available and she’s only 22 and yes she needs you. TRUST ME!!! IT’S FREE!!!

Same procedure get your fake body part photos ready because Jazz Booty likes to receive and send pictures from her phone. Jazz Booty is a true slut. She even has Tila Tequila’s music on her front page.

BOYS & GIRLS, this an easy one to close. She’s totally gangsta. Send her a message. She’s a party girl. TRUST ME!!! SHE’S FREE!!!

I’ll put my head on the guillotine if Jazz doesn’t like to party. Of course she does, she’s a party girl. That’s what SPRING BREAK SLUTS do.

TRUST ME!!! IT’S FREE!!!

If you are showing your ass on MY SPACE you might just get discovered. Write in let me know if you have any suggestions it could be my relative I don’t care I’ll put it out there.

SPRING BREAK SLUTS are everywhere and we will bring them to you. TRUST ME!!!

SULTRY’S MYSPACE

Here’s Lisa, she’s from England and if you know the Brit’s like I do then you know all about marathon sex. Lisa is in the States right now and she’ll fly out if you say the right things. Send her a message she’s a freak.

TRUST ME!!! IT’S FREE (more…)

Ladies and gentlemen all this month all the sluts on MY SPACE who are showing their ass will be profiled. We are bringing the cattle to the ranch. Follow my lead and most likely you will be able to take the cattle to the slaughterhouse (a.k.a. your bed).

MAGGIE’S MYSPACE

Today it’s Maggie. She’s 18 and BANGIN (look at the ass on this girl). She fit’s the age demographic 18 to 22 (over that you are pretty much through).

Maggie is young and adventurous. She likes the boys and the girls. What a slut. This girl Maggie is good for couples action.

Here’s what you do. Let your girlfriend contact her or make up a fake profile and pose as a girl (like Vinnie does).

Maggie is a California Spring Break Slut, so get the Kush out. Let your girl bump her. It should be easy if she’s  saying the right things to Maggie. Girls like Maggie like to send and receive pictures from their phones so get your stunt body parts ready. Make sure not to put yourself out there and send actual pictures of your body parts. ALWAYS use someone else pictures. She’ll never know.

After your girl bumps her and dominates her and tells her all about you and how good you hump…. Maggie will be coming home to play with you and your girl. IT’S FREE!!!

I’ll put my head on the guillotine if she’s doesn’t like to party. Of course she does, she’s a party girl. That’s what Spring Break Sluts do.

Trust me!!! IT’S FREE!!!

PAGE’S MYSPACE

As I said before….. All the girls who are showing their ass on My Space will be profiled.

Today we have a Texas Belle Slut. She goes by the name “I Want It All”. Can you believe it? I can that’s why I am giving you her profile, click and check her out….. she’s a total slut.

Send her a message but be careful she’s kinky. She’s gonna want a picture of your private parts. So make sure you have a picture on deck of the body part she wishes to see. Don’t put yourself out there make sure it’s a stunt cock not your own. Don’t be foolish!!

This girl who goes by the name Page likes girls too. So if you’re a couple and you want another chic in your bedroom check her out. IT’S FREE!!!

I’ll put my head on the guillotine if she doesn’t like to party. Of course she does …she’s a party girl. That’s what Spring Break Sluts do. Trust me!!! IT’S FREE!!!

MANDY’S MYSPACE PAGE

Mandy is 19 and she’s a good girl. I don’t know her personally but she looks like quite the slut. Check out her underwear collection (just click her pics).

Mandy is showing her ass and now she’s HSK’s first “Spring Break Slut”. From looking at her do you think she swallows? Betcha she does!

Mandy wants to show it all- can’t you tell? Trust me this Mandy chic masturbates at least 3 times a day. It’s not hard to tell, I know these types of chic’s. Send her a message become her friend and I betcha she’ll talk dirty to you on the phone. Why not? She’s a Spring Break Slut.

Tell her you’re a photographer. This girl likes the camera. I’ll put my head on the guillotine if she’s doesn’t like to party. Of course she’s a party girl that’s what Spring Break Sluts do. Trust Me!!!

FOR THE SPRING WE’LL BE STARTING OUR NEW SERIES
SPRING BREAK SLUTS

If you are on MY SPACE showing your ass you might just be discovered as our new talent (no payment of course!)

We will be introducing your profile to the public. You still wanna be famous?

ONLY GIRLS SHOWING THEIR ASSES WILL BE GETTING THE POPULARITY THEY DESERVE.

NEW SERIES SPRING BREAK SLUTS BEGINS THIS WEEK
STAY TUNED…

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I was actually planning to move back to the east coast, then while smokin a joint by the pool in the 80 degree temperature that California has to offer. I said to myself its fuckin October it’s fuckin cold back east right now they are probably wearing hoodies and leather coats right now. It’s fuckin Fall, they about to turn the clocks back in 2 weeks. The year is fuckin over.

What the fuck am I gonna do back there? freeze my nuts off?

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