Natalie Cole got a new kidney and she’s recovering. Natalie was diagnosed with Hepatitis C back in 2008… why did Natalie get Hepatitis C? Natalie had a heavy drug addiction didn’t she?
Jay Z and Def/Jam are over; Jay Z paid 5 million dollars for his release from Def/Jam do you care? If you do care, Jay’s new album will take a minute to hit the streets. Hope someone leaks it don’t you?
Cassidy is doing a gospel album. It’s true Cassidy found Jesus and the devil’s lust at the same time; ask Amber Rose? She’s bi/sexual isn’t she?

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Rihanna is in Hawaii shooting her new video. White people- your new Tina Turner is back to pollute the airwaves with more garbage.

Kelly Rowland is Matthew Knowles lovechild. This rumor just hit the streets and I don’t believe it. Beyonce and Kelly were lovers not sisters.

Jim Jones’ fiance Chrissy (the one Max-B got on camera phone doing whatever) she’s getting popular. Chrissy said she’s going to put hands on Khloe Kardashian…she’s  Kim’s fat sister with the puggy dog nose. Chrissy also said she’s going to smack the shit out of dolphin face Kourtney. Kourtney is Kim’s other sister. Chrissy thinks everybody wants Jim. This is promotion for Jimmy’s upcoming album.

Madonna got her new black baby. This Madonna chic is nuts …who’s supervising these adoptions?

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie are heading for a break up. At least he should run. Word is they’re arguing. Angelina doesn’t spend enough time with Brad. Doesn’t he know she’s an ambassador?

Natalie Cole needs a kidney. See how dangerous cocaine is? Ask Natalie Just Say No!!!

I gotta talk to Professor Griff. You remember him. He’s from the rap group Public Enemy. Griff’s on the phone and he wants me to know about Hustle Simmons, Jim Jones, Nelly, Q-Tipp and many more. I can’t wait.

Gotta go…

HSK 2009 Grammy's WRAP-UP

GRAMMY’S
Fuck,  I’m sick but the Grammy’s gotta get it! I’m not lying when I say we  may have just witnessed the worst Grammy’s in history.

Anyone with street cred should of stayed the fuck home.

U2 opened the Grammys they were garbage. They should have sang a song we all knew. I don’t know the song they performed, do you?

What was Jay Z doing with Coldplay? It was so plastic, Jay Z should know better. Justin Timberlake with Al Green?  Justin’s a soul man now? Fuck off. It got even worse when I saw Stevie Wonder with the Jonas Brothers. Stevie Wonder clearly has talent and we all know this but I’m tired of these award shows exploiting him.

Kanye came out looking like Michael Jackson doing a version of Billie Jean. Did you see Kanye is trying to bring back the mullet? Leave the rock hair and hi-tops to Thom Yorke bro.

Oh and Molly Cyrus performed with some chic playing a guitar, Molly is fat. I sure hope she quits drinking so much beer and loses a few pounds. The closer she hints at pulling a “Britney Spears” the closer TeddyRevolution is to becoming the next K-Fed! HA….I wonder where that trouble-maker disappeared to?

Then Kenny Chesney came on and I changed the station.

By the time I mustered up enough will power to come back, Puffy was there was on stage with Natalie Cole. That bitch looks sick.  Not flu sick, but disease sick.

On to Katie Perry’s performance, she didn’t lip sync.  She should have.  She sounded horrible. I’m not even gonna break it down any further ‘cuz it was a joke she was even there.

Then Mia came on stage pregnant ( she was lip syncing ).  I was waiting for her water to break hoping T.I. “the snitch” slipped on her placenta.

Then Paul McCartney hit the stage. I went to the fridge to get some grapes and I didn’t miss nothing. LL was there, he’s everywhere…

Sugarland came on I turned the channel, didn’t you? (more…)