Ashanti is out and guess what? She’s with another man – it’s not Nelly…
Does Nelly know? Ashanti got a new boyfriend and he’s white…Is she trying to get Nelly jealous?
Are Ashanti and Nelly swingers? Or is this just another rumor? I don’t know nor do I care but the white dude is gettin’ it in…
TI and Tiny are not doing to well…Know why? ‘Cuz Tiny does not visit TI in prison as often as she should…
Why is Tiny so busy? ‘Cuz she’s dating boxer Floyd Mayweather! Everyone knows the new couple have been seen all over Atlanta together… They’re in the malls together and they even go to parties together – I must ask what’s going on? Does Clifford ” TI ” Harris know? First Tiny is rolling with her lesbian girlfriend now she’s with Floyd. Do TI and Tiny have a open relationship?
Timberland wants to work with Taylor Swift and ask me if I care? I don’t…Timberland is a total sellout! He had one or two good beats but most of his stuff is for the gay community and you guys know it… Don’t believe me ask Missy Elliot.
Paula Abdul is not returning to American Idol and I’m wondering why exactly Paula quit? Her and Randy Jackson are the only judges on the show that know music…not Simon Cowell…
Anyways, the Pop princess will no be a part of American Idol anymore…she should be happy. American idol doesn’t help music it destroys it and any true musician knows this.
Paula doesn’t need to be heavily medicated anymore she can now throw those pills away and have a peaceful rest at night…know why? ‘Cuz she’s no longer a part of a team that destroys music and promotes false dreams to others to become a superstar…If you don’t believe me ask Rubin Studdard.
Big Pun’s wife and kids are in a New York homeless shelter and some of you guys are laughing about it – guess what? You should all be ashamed of yourselves…If anyone out there can contact Big Puns wife tell her to give us a call we can help her. I am sure my readers will give a donation to a good cause such as this…
Soulja Boy is pissed at the media again. He’s saying the media reports all the negative stuff he does all the time… The media never reports the good things he does in society.
He added that the media never had his back when thugs came into his home and tried to jack him…who the fuck do you think you are? You act like the media is a person and it’s not you dumbass – if you want protection from thugs you should hire a bodyguard and go to the gym punk. Were you hoping that Lou Dobbs was gonna jump out of your closet and save your jewlery? Fuckin’ kids today mane….the game is done.
Soulja Boy also mentioned that no one had his back when he had beef with Ice-T – Hey Soulja Boy: Ice-T never attacked you, he simply told you to get it together and make better music…What’s wrong with that? And yes you did have other artists who came to your emotional rescue when you thought you had beef with Ice-T…Kanye put his two cents in and Nelly was screaming fuck Ice-T. I saw it all on the internet but I must say Kanye, Nelly, and you Soulja Boy got it all wrong…know why? They all took advice that an experienced man was giving and turned it into a diss…Here’s some more advise Soula Boy: go back to school kid and get your diploma…
This is the shit pimpin’ Ken was talking about….
Pacman Jones, Nelly, and Jermaine Dupri are truly player hating but they’re totally unaware…know why? ‘Cuz they ain’t pimps mane…
“Makin’ It Rain” – That’s a trick line… I don’t do that shit and won’t encourage anyone to partake in such stupidity…
Here’s what happened in the above video:
Pacman takes a 100k to a stripclub. Then he takes 40k out his Louis Vuitton hand-bag and converts it into single dollars. He then leaves the rest of the money (60k) in a garbage bag (remember that because it’s the punchline)…!!!
Pacman said Nelly only had large bills so he gave him 10k in singles trick off…The strippers stopped dancing and were totally focused on the gwop laying on the floor.
Can you blame them? Jermaine Dupri gets on the mic and tells the hoes to keep dancing and stop picking up the money…did the hoes listen? No. They never do so the chics start fighting over the money that’s laying on the floor…that’s what they came to work for right? Pacman gets extremely pissed because the chic’s ain’t listening to Jermaine so he gets in a scuffle with a stripper and what do you know – the bouncers came to her rescue…
While the bouncers are tossin’ Pacman out of the stripclub the club promoter of the event is running off with the garbage bag full of money which belongs to Pacman…Okay!!! Pacman is outside of the club now and he’s gotta be feeling like a total asshole ‘cuz he got played… but what do you know? 15 minutes later a gunman shows up (Arvin Edwards) and he’s shooting in the club, hitting 3 people. No one died, thank god, but who do you think is the prosecution’s star witness against Arwin Edwards? Pacman Jones…
Rihanna is in Hawaii shooting her new video. White people- your new Tina Turner is back to pollute the airwaves with more garbage.
Kelly Rowland is Matthew Knowles lovechild. This rumor just hit the streets and I don’t believe it. Beyonce and Kelly were lovers not sisters.
Jim Jones’ fiance Chrissy (the one Max-B got on camera phone doing whatever) she’s getting popular. Chrissy said she’s going to put hands on Khloe Kardashian…she’s Kim’s fat sister with the puggy dog nose. Chrissy also said she’s going to smack the shit out of dolphin face Kourtney. Kourtney is Kim’s other sister. Chrissy thinks everybody wants Jim. This is promotion for Jimmy’s upcoming album.
Madonna got her new black baby. This Madonna chic is nuts …who’s supervising these adoptions?
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie are heading for a break up. At least he should run. Word is they’re arguing. Angelina doesn’t spend enough time with Brad. Doesn’t he know she’s an ambassador?
Natalie Cole needs a kidney. See how dangerous cocaine is? Ask Natalie Just Say No!!!
I gotta talk to Professor Griff. You remember him. He’s from the rap group Public Enemy. Griff’s on the phone and he wants me to know about Hustle Simmons, Jim Jones, Nelly, Q-Tipp and many more. I can’t wait.
Tricks will always be tricks and always try to claim PIMP status. Luckily for us on the climb up their will always be people to call the spade exactly what it is!
Pimp’in Ken is a friend of HSK. He speaks for the streets!
