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P.Diddy was on David Letterman and said Michael Jackson once came over to him and while whispering in his ear; asked Puff where Beyonce was…
Word is that the King of Pop and the Queen of Weave a.k.a. Beyonce were dancing all night long on the floor…Do I believe Diddy? Yes. Know why? ‘Cuz Beyonce is a fucking fan mane! If Lenny Kravitz wanted some he could too… Beyonce said it, I didn’t.

Apparently it seems like Jay Z’s wife has a thing for pretty boys and guess what? Jay Z is not too cute is he? Jay Z is like Shabba Ranks – talented but very ugly…
Since Beyonce is a fan of Michel Jackson you must trust me on this one…Know why? Cuz I fucking know mane…That’s why.
This song stealing, weave wearing, booty butt pad chic Beyonce probably had a taste of the King…She grew up fantasizing about the King all her life plus Beyonce is a Virgo… Did you know Caligula was a Virgo? Most females born under this sign are very promiscuous- they’re all whores aren’t they?

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Puffy’s got a problem and his name is Kain. He’s the white kid from Queen’s New York.

Wasn’t Kane the kid that fucked up in the basement rappin with Tigger? He has nerve to get at Puff. This guy Kane didn’t even get a chance to have Puff rob him properly.

Check out his diss record to Puffy. Kane is deepthroat’in his own dick. Did he learn this trick from Kanye West? Did he?

Night Court is very confusing tonight. Both parties don’t understand what is going on. Robin Rihanna Fenty is missing. She was in Mexico looking sad and now she’s at Puffy’s house with Chris.

Judge Kawasaki wants an explanation. He asks Gloria Allred. Gloria is wearing an Alexander McQueen dress with matching shoes.

{Gloria} Your honor my client appears to be missing. She’s awol you honor.

{Judge Kawasaki} Do you have any ideas where she might be?

{Gloria} Yes I do, She’s at Puffy’s mansion in Miami.

{Judge Kawasaki} Puffy’s here I saw him dancing in the hallway. Where’s Chris Brown?

{Mark Geragos stands up} Your honor Rihanna and my client Chris Brown are both at Puffy’s house
Judge Kawasaki orders the courtroom’s bailiff to escort Sean P Diddy Combs out of the courthouse, Then the Judge speaks to the court.

{Judge Kawasaki} Gloria your client is not here and neither is yours Mark. Thanks to Puffy you guys are screwed!

{Mark Geragos} Rihanna loves Chris! Young people make mistakes you honor.

{Gloria} Rihanna is crazy. I’ll have a good talk with her judge. She’ll understand she has a great opportunity to be the next Tina Turner

{Glaye King screams out from the audience} If Rihanna takes him back she’s foolish and she will show she’s not a good role model for the kids! and I still hate Chris…

{Judge Kawasaki} ORDER IN THE COURT! (more…)

Yesterday in Night Court, Wade Robson was on the stand being question by Gloria Allred. Gloria is accusing the choreographer Wade Robson of being an Xtacy dealer.

Mark Geragos Chris Brown’s attorney is talking to his client as Judge Kawasaki enters the courtroom they all rise. Judge Kawasaki tells Gloria Allred to proceed with the matter before the court. Gloria looks at Wade as she sits behind the courtroom desk and asks, “Wade Do you sell drugs Mr. Robson? Do you? because you can’t support yourself on a choreographer salary can you?”

{Wade} Mrs. Allred I don’t know Chris Brown like that. I really don’t know him. I am a fan of his. I hate seeing him again under these suspicions. I really do.

{Gloria} You are the fan of a monster? Did you know he was beating on Rihanna Fenty?

{Wade} No

{Gloria} Guess you didn’t know he was assaulting Rihanna Fenty while she was pregnant did you Mr Robson?

{Wade breaks down in tears and cry’s out} I didn’t… I didn’t…. I didn’t know!

{Gloria} You didn’t know he tried to shower her with gifts after his vicious assault on her?”

{Wade still crying} I didn’t…. I didn’t…. I am a fan!

{Gloria gets up from behind the desk and walks over to Mr Wade who’s on the witness stand} Are you a fan of this monster Mr Wade? Are you a fan of a man who will do this to a woman?

(Gloria shows Wade the TMZ pictures of Rihanna)

{Gloria} ARE YOU A FAN OF THIS TRAILER PARK RAISED ANGER MANAGEMENT TAKING MONSTER?
{Gloria pointing to Chris} ARE YOU?

{Wade, crying tears, his eyes are red and puffy} I am not a fan…. I am not a fan…. You are right he’s a monster!

{Gloria} Does Chris Brown do Xtacy?

{Mark Geragos screams} Objection your honor! Objection!! (more…)

DRUGS ARE BAD!!!!

Someones taking my advice. They are reading what your boy Jacky’s been saying and and they are running with it.

I told you first. Yes I did, I told you all, that Puffy was taking the wrong approach to Hollywood and he should use his white connects to get into Tinseltown.

I said a lot of actors wanna be musicians and a lot of musicians wanna be actors. We all know this but I told Puffy to work with those cats. I told him to work with the actors who wanna get into the music business. I gave names like Bruce Willis, Kevin Bacon. Just a few, but I also mentioned Joaquin Phoenix was a good guy for Puffy to work with.

Guess what?

Puffy’s people read “The Diary” and they are bringing my advice to the table. Story of my life, where is my gratitude? No thanks for Jacky! Nothing at all (no cars, no jewelery, no art, no money, nothing). Cassie does less and gets more.

Here it is, Puffy is planning to produce Joaquin Phoenix’s new rap album. Phoenix quit acting to become a rapper. This is a good move for Diddy. I know it, I called it. Hopefully Puffy can move past the whole “look like a bum” phase Joaquin is going through. Puffy may find it hard to assert himself over someone he so desperately needs to jock for access to Hollywood. Puffy may be cunningly smart at MARKETING, but all his product thoroughly sucks. Joaquin needs serious help (with everything) and Puff still needs a foothold in Hollywood. This will truly be a challenge to Puff who has gotten a pass for far too much.

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We at HSK might, but only if we could start with 2 DICKS in her ASS! I think playboy got a RAW deal…..

BIGGIE A.K.A. CHRISTOPHER WALLACE

People keep asking me, Jacky are you going to see the movie they made about Biggie? I will see it but I don’t know when. I’ll tell you this though, when I met Biggie during the Ready For Die era, we were going to record a track together but my label at the time Sony fucked it up.

Lil Cease was rolling the blunts his man Hawk was chilling and Big was telling me about his new diamond ring that his wife Faith bought him. He really loved her.

The kid there from the label had Big’s new videos. Biggie had never seen these video’s before and he was anxious to see them.

We smoking and talking, then the Big Poppa video comes on, the room got quiet. Biggie’s complaining under his breath, he said to me, “pimp I never knew puffy was in the video, he edit himself in my songs now my video’s.”

Biggie was mad. Then he spoke about his fascination about West Coast hip/hop. At that moment the Warning video came on, Biggie lost it he said, “I know what puffy’s doing, he said once again, “pimp I never knew puffy was in the video.” Biggie was mad.

That year Puffy won ASCAP writer of the year, even though he had only done Ad libs on every artist that recorded for him, they were all signed to Bad Boy. Biggie had street smarts he was from the streets. Puffy was college smart plus Andre Harrell gave him the industry game.

That’s how those niggs’s do us, street nicca’s, they jack us. They jerk our dicks all day and Biggie knew it. I hope that part is the movie. I wonder who played me, it better NOT be Terrance Howard.

Untalented nigga’s are always looking for a talented nicca to prey on, it’s capitalism. It’s all a part of your climb up the Ladder Of $ucce$$

Jacky 29:01

CHIC OF THE YEAR
Goes to Teri Seymour, she did it. Teri made 9 million dollars, Simon Cowell paid her and he paid her well. Teri Seymour I am proud of you and she never had to take her clothes off. She is living proof that you don’t have to be a whore. She has no nude pictures, no sex tape, and she keeps her shit private. Teri Seymour has class.

MAN OF THE YEAR
Goes to Chris Brown, he took out Usher, Justin Timberlake, and any other pop dude that wanted his lane. Chic’s dig him and he’s talented. He’s been heeding my advice as well, so my prediction is that Chris Brown will be much smoother in the new year. He’ll have a new image, he’ll be a polished act. In 2009 Chris Brown’s new image will be invincible, he’ll will show talent with class.

WOMAN OF THE YEAR
Goes to Oprah Winfrey. She backed Barack Obama from day one. She’s very wise, And she’s a woman of class.

RAPPER OF THE YEAR
Goes to Lil Wayne. He sold the most records and he’s going to win a Grammy for it. He’s like me, he’s a Libra. He’s got class, he’s fuckin wit u.
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P Diddy is mad at Ben stiller.  Diddy said he audition for the African American role in the movie Tropic Thunder the role that Robert Downey jr played.  Diddy said Ben played in my video the single Bad Boy For Life, he said Ben did a cameo in his video so he thought for sure he got the role in the movie Tropic Thunder. Diddy said he was disappointed when he found out Ben gave the role to a Caucasian actor, who had to use make-up to color his skin black.

Puffy is losing it, he’s sucking his owndick! So he gets Narcissist Of The Week (more…)