What do Perez Hilton and Rod Stewart have in common? It’s rumored the pair now share the same experience of passing-out after ingesting large amounts of semen.
You all may remember hearing about Rod Stewart’s collapse during one of his performances. Stewart was reportedly rushed to hospital where doctors pumped his stomach. What they found was shocking – it’s said that doctors siphoned about a pint of fresh sperm from the singer’s stomach.
Now, HSK’s secret West Hollywood source tells us Perez Hilton was spotted at “The Abbey” (a popular Santa Monica hot spot) just before two o’clock, Friday morning. (Halloween must of come early for Perez, because he was sporting a disguise – complete with a wig, mustache and floor-length trench coat.) His thought-to-be incognito visit comes after his music tour “Perez Hilton Presents” flopped.
Jacky, why the hell does Big Boy’s morning show “Big Boys Neighborhood” feature Perez and not you. Is perez really from BB’s neighborhood or is he just another urban sell out (like russ with less hustle). I stopped listening to his show as soon as P hilton joined. Its total bullshit. HOW URBAN IS PEREZ REALLY???? They need someone like you Jacky. Someone stirring shit up, someone not beholden to a corporate machine. I am starting an email campaing to request you for the job Jacky. People outside of los angeles must think our city is SOFT! Who is REPPIN the streets other than you?
Fuck these wack ass fake celebrities. It’s a pop culture revolution!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Killin child molesters and careless mothers 1 tweet at a time. Kids are amazing and should never be exposed to that. Thanks for the support.
@ShannaMoakler Your uncle is a CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER and you will NOT agree to keep him away from the kids. Therefore, i put u on blast.
@ShannaMoakler And there is a thing called a shitty Mom that allows such behavior and thats where u fit right in.
@ShannaMoakler Where is Atiana Shanna ,why do u ship her out every summer where your uncle lives, why don’t u spend the summer with her?”
Travis we noticed you beefing with perez for calling you stupid. Hilarious the thought of a street fight between you and perez. Jacky is going one step further, I’m calling you a “Bitch Made Trick” and the mother of your kids a bathroom banging whore. Know Why?
Chingy is denying the recent tranny-lovin’ accusations against him.
Rumors are that the dude allegedly fucks with a tranny from time to time.
He released a video denying the claims; do you believe him?
I believe Chingy. This so called boy/girl tranny is making (more…)
Paris’s has a new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. I guess this is old news but what they haven’t told you is ole Douggie might need Valtrex.
Doug is known from the the MTV show The Hills (and whatever that show spun off of) and I am afraid to say it but I strongly think that some cast members of the Hills might need Valtrex. Spencer and Heidi are Christians so they are totally safe they only hump each other, but Audrina and Brodi?? Those two seem very promiscuous.
Paris must be getting commission from GlaxoSmithKlein for the amount of people she has introduced to the product. Maybe she only just gets her medication free? I don’t know but I do know that Doug just got burned.
Check the footage Nore don’t like Perez Hilton and either do we.
We believe Perez Hilton is a communist spy. He’s a Cuban sell-out. Perez should make it his cause to always bang on Fidel Castro and his evil brother. To use his platform for something other than his sick love for young Hollywood boys.
Perez Hilton is no Rick Sanchez from CNN. Rick does it. Rick hates Castro and so do we.
Perez on the other hand would rather only draw sperm around peoples mouths. He doesn’t care about another Revolution. He is too busy dying his hair.
Miss Humpty Dumpty Perez called Nore a Twitter gangsta. The nerve of this Commie Pinko calling people names out. Hey, we don’t call your people names do we? Well in past we might have spoke about Zac Efron and Justin Timberlake. Sorry, we’ll never talk about your community or Fonzworth Bently again.
Perez leave Urban shit alone. You are not black you are a fat guy and HSK suspected Communist. Tell your friend Ben to keep the money. It’s not enough to buy me out. You are the sell-out.
check out the footage of Nore clowning that slime ball perez…
Trying to thwart our freedom of speech will only EMBOLDEN us and our base! HSK was temporarily taken offline. This was a direct effort of all the people we have exposed and made jokes at their deserving in the short time of our existence. To Perez, Romina, DJ Jess, The 1933 Group, and Ben Russo; our servers are now based overseas with three mirrors sites to ensure we will never be taken offline again!
Again, Ben called my people to deal. We like deals. We are all industry around here. Ben asked if we would please pull his name and Perez’s name out of the story “Gossip On A Gossip Girl”. My people said cool. Ben and my people struck a deal. Ben even offered my people money to pull his name and Perez’s name out of the story. He said he was to meet Perez at 2pm and “really needed” to have it sorted with me by then.
My people said keep your money stick to the deal we just made. Ben agreed. Well what do you know, he lied. Ben is a fucking liar. He is trying to erase any connection of himself with Romi. According to him he is the person who brought her to many places and introduced her to many industry people. Ben tried to run game, but Ben doesn’t know who he’s fucking with.
News Flash Ben and Perez, I’m an artist. I make records. I’ve been penning stories since before you were prostituting yourself behind the mall in Hialeah. I don’t want any of your blog action dude. You write about young Hollywood boys and girls.
I am not a gay dude. I could have taken the ignorant approach and crack’d on you about your sexuality, but that would be retarded. I didn’t do such, but you and members of your camp still called the authorities and complained about the Dairy Of A Hollywood Street King.
The cyber police said, you guys are scared and feel threatened. They shut us down for a few hours, they said so many people hate us and want us off the air. My people and I were laughing. We sell records. The streets are saying that the people doing this are Perez, Romi, Dj Jess, and Ben Russo (among other haters out there). Around here we refer to you guys as the Powder Posse.
My fans are pissed and I will not let them down. We have a contact (my dope man). He knows one of Perez’s ex-lovers. This ex-lover of Perez is going to sell us a video he recorded during their love affair. I am going to buy the footage. It’s a recession so I am going to buy this video for cheap. It’s going to cause a major ruckus. They all need to fall the fuck back.
Watch out now, in 48 hrs some fools will learn not to walk under the ladder but to think deeply before their climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$
Perez Hilton’s people called my people regarding the story “Gossip on a Gossip Girl” and said, they wanted to deal with us they wanted their names out the story. My people worked out a deal with Perez’s people. As we expected they fucking lied. Oh yes they did. Now the return Fat-Boy!
You don’t bullshit an OG, which is me Jacky MF Jasper. Perez and Ben played a roll in creating and perpetuating this dreadful sow Romi Maggorno. Ben you sniff coke with her. I was there at FatBurger drinking my Banana Maui Milk Shake when you came through to cop from her people. You Ben you were driving your BMW X3 parked in the parking lot next to Romi’s (formally a pet store currently Ibiza Nails), you cop’d an eight-ball of coke you fucking junkie.
The nerve of Romi saying “Ben’s life was going down hill from doing to much blow.” Like she’s a saint. I believe Perez, Ben and Romi all sniff coke together. Perez has been trying ever so desperately to lose the fat. It’s not working, try the Subway Diet beefcake. Here’s a story don’t know if it’s true, but Martini said it. He was at the blow spot. We call him gay Martini. He said you Perez gave him Gonorrhea. You guys are too funny.
I am on the streets. I am from the streets. Anything you do anywhere my scouts are there and I will hear, so don’t fuck with me beefcake.
To Be Continued…
Starting shit with the streets is playing with fire it’s a lesson some will learn on their climb on the Ladder of $ucce$$
