Good day your  Honor. I would like to say first and foremost my client Chris Brown is innocent. We all know he came from a dysfunctional home but so did she- Rihanna Whatever.

Your Honor she has songs about men killing themselves and she’s very promiscuous. Your Honor we believe she’s a studio whore, after you record songs with her you can have sex with her.

My client Chris Brown has been working hard while his girlfriend Rihanna was being a studio whore. Chris is young, he doesn’t know better,  he never knew she had herpes. He heard rumors but he believed it was all tabloid stuff. Until Sunday February 8th he confronted her about her studio whoring and she said “you are not a saint either Chris” and my client said, “I never gave you herpes did I? “.  Rihanna said, ” that was a long time ago it was my past”. Mr Brown said, ” yeah Rihanna and my future is sores on my penis”.

My client got a phone call- he left the car,  and when he returned to the car she was bleeding and continuing to hit herself on the dashboard. These are clearly self inflicted wounds your honor.

Tune in tomorrow for another episode of Jacky Jasper’s Night Court.

DRUGS ARE BAD!!!!

Someones taking my advice. They are reading what your boy Jacky’s been saying and and they are running with it.

I told you first. Yes I did, I told you all, that Puffy was taking the wrong approach to Hollywood and he should use his white connects to get into Tinseltown.

I said a lot of actors wanna be musicians and a lot of musicians wanna be actors. We all know this but I told Puffy to work with those cats. I told him to work with the actors who wanna get into the music business. I gave names like Bruce Willis, Kevin Bacon. Just a few, but I also mentioned Joaquin Phoenix was a good guy for Puffy to work with.

Guess what?

Puffy’s people read “The Diary” and they are bringing my advice to the table. Story of my life, where is my gratitude? No thanks for Jacky! Nothing at all (no cars, no jewelery, no art, no money, nothing). Cassie does less and gets more.

Here it is, Puffy is planning to produce Joaquin Phoenix’s new rap album. Phoenix quit acting to become a rapper. This is a good move for Diddy. I know it, I called it. Hopefully Puffy can move past the whole “look like a bum” phase Joaquin is going through. Puffy may find it hard to assert himself over someone he so desperately needs to jock for access to Hollywood. Puffy may be cunningly smart at MARKETING, but all his product thoroughly sucks. Joaquin needs serious help (with everything) and Puff still needs a foothold in Hollywood. This will truly be a challenge to Puff who has gotten a pass for far too much.

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