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Jacky Jasper Unlocks Hollywood Ice Cream Secret – Chef Wheeler Del Torro

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010
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This past weekend I made an appearance at an exclusive underground Hollywood dinner party. I decided to make a stop there after hearing Hollywood insiders are forking out $200 each to attend, and are ranting and raving about the dinner’s feature – a luxury ice cream. I figured that an ice cream which goes for up to $2,000 a gallon has to grace Jacky Jasper’s palate.

Not only did the signature one-of-a-kind dessert win over my taste buds, but it also got me lifted! After doing some digging, I discovered that the man behind the first class ice cream, Chef Wheeler Del Torro, blended up to a dozen bottles of Dom Perignon into one of his creations, and several cases of Platinum Petron into another. I also found out that Chef del Torro has catered to celebrities including Erykah Badu, Maxwell, Common and Mos Def. (more…)

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VINNIE’$ VIXEN$ – Cuz its a Slow Week

Monday, December 28th, 2009
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HELP HER $HE’$ A GOOD GIRL…I $WEAR!!!

$HE’LL DO ANYTHING IF YOU GOT RENT MONEY…

MAKE THI$ MONDAY AFTERNOON A TIME TO REMEMBER…$HE’LL DO ANYTHING IF YOU WANT HER TO…

THI$ WHORE LOVE$ ANAL $EX & U CAN AL$O BU$$ OFF ON HER FACE…TRU$T ME I KNOW!!!

TRY THI$ MONDAY AFTERNOON DELIGHT…THE 2009 COUNTDOWN I$ HERE $O PUT UR DICK IN HER REAR…I DID…& $O CAN YOU….CALL NOW!!!

HAVE U EVER HAD A FUCK DOLL BEFORE? $HE’LL CRAWL, BEG & PLEA$E U$E UR FINGER$-KNOW WHY? BECUZ $HE’LL TAKE THEM ALL…

$HE CAN BE @ YOUR OFFICE OR HOME IN 30 MIN$ OR LE$$…I $WEAR!!! (more…)

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Katt Williams Should Move to Hollywood!!!

Monday, December 7th, 2009
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Even though Katt Williams is not facing any charges in connection with his most recent run-in with the cops, Georgia authorities don’t seem to like comedy’s top dog all that much. That’s exactly why Jacky Jasper is urging comedy’s main man to move to the west side!

The King of Hollywood’s advise comes after Williams’ third encounter with police in the peach state, in just weeks.

You may remember Katt was booked back in November on burglary charges. A little over a month later, the talented comedian was arrested for what’s being called a ‘bond issue,’ stemming from the comedian’s burglary case. Just days after being served with his ‘bond issue’, the funny man was cuffed after a reported altercation at a Georgia WalMart. (more…)

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KATT WILLIAMS, THE PIMP AIN’T CRAZY!!!

Monday, November 16th, 2009
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There have been recent reports of Katt Williams being booted out of Atlanta’s Four Seasons Hotel. Comedy’s top dog later spoke out, stating he owns a penthouse inside the luxury building, but the hotel’s management said they knew nothing of the kind.

It seems that Katt Williams does own a penthouse suite on the 47th floor of ATL’s Four Seasons Hotel, and was spotted in the elevator of the posh hotel, after being kicked out.

Katt also confirmed reports of him renting seven rooms in the Four Seasons, for members of his entourage. That’s when hotel security was alerted to a ‘noise disturbance’, and asked the comedian to leave the building. (more…)

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KATT WILLIAMS’ BURGLARY WRAP UNFOLDS… 911 AUDIO

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009
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Burglary allegations against comedy’s man of the hour point to Katt Williams as the thief of $3,555 in jewelery and collectible coins.

Now, 911 tapes reveal a 17-year old claiming Katt Williams broke into a Newnan, Georgia home around 9 p.m., Sunday. According to the teen caller, Daniel Broach, Williams would not let Broach leave and threatened to beat the teen up, before taking off with the stolen items.

Though a Katt Williams mugshot has surfaced, and the judicial establishment of Coweta county has confirmed William’s was locked-up for burglary, there have been conflicting reports surrounding the 38-year-old comedian’s arrest. Williams’ legal council is said claim that his reported arrest is bogus, adding that it’s a rumor that stems from a dispute Williams was having with one of his employees, who was staying in the guesthouse of the home in question. (more…)

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VINNIE$ VIXEN$ – MONDAY’S LUNCH SPECIAL

Monday, November 2nd, 2009
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HELP HER $HE’$ A GOOD GIRL….I $WEAR!!!

$HE’LL DO ALMO$T ANYTHING IF U CAN HELP HER WITH HER CAR PAYMENT…

THI$ WHORE I$ A TOTAL ANAL QUEEN & $HE CAN BE @ UR HOME OR OFFICE IN 30 MINUTE$…

$HE DOE$N’T WANT TO A$K HER PARENT$ FOR ANY MONEY & THAT’$ WHY $HE’S WHORING HERSELF IN HOLLYWOOD…

WE OFFER YOU THI$ CHIC A$ OUR MONDAY AFTERNOON LUNCHTIME $PECIAL & $HE $ERVE’$ U A MEAN PRESIDENTIAL…

THI$ FREAK $QUIRT$ WHILE $HE’S GETS ANALLY RAMMED…TRU$T ME!!! I KNOW….

U CAN DO ANYTHING NA$TY TO HER & $HE’$ NOT ON THE CLOCK…I $WEAR!!!

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BISHOP DON JUAN LOVES VINNIES VIXENS!!!

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009
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Bishop Don Juan Loves Vinnies Vixens

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YOU CAN’T FUCK WITH SALVADOR DALI!!!

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009
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Salvador Dali & Jacky Jasper Tampa Florida

I’m still in “The Sunshine State” greater Miami, Florida. Today, I’m venturing to the city of Tampa to view the original masterpieces of legendary artist – Salvador Dali.

I’ve been to Paris’ Louvre Museum, where I experienced the original works of artists including Leonardo DaVinci, Michael Angelo, Picasso, Van Gogh – and even countless ancient Egyptian artifacts (which I might add blew my mind).

I didn’t head to Florida for its sunshine, or Cuban chicks – I really came to check my nicca, Salvador Dali mane!

Dali and Gala (his bottom bitch) definitely didn’t waste their highs, they took their trips to the ultimate creative level. Just take a look at the “Hallucinogenic Torredor”, circa 1968.

Salvador is one of my heroes. When Dali left Spain for Hollywood, he didn’t come here to get his hands on a ’star map’ or to get laid, his mission was to hook up with Hollywood’s powerhouse. Mr. Walt Disney. Don’t believe me? I’d tell you to ask Elvis Presley, but he’s gone – he was Dali’s homeboy too. Actually, Presley is also a pimp. Why do you think I started my own belt collection?

After living in the States for a decade and soaking-up all the game he could, he grew to be bored. So, Dali packed his shit with Gala and headed to France mane. That’s where he hooked up with the baddest bitch ever to come into the game. Coco (former escort) Chanel. See bitches, when they judge you by calling you a ’stripper’ or a ‘hoe’ just telling them the bag their carrying (or wish they could) came from one of your peeps!!!

Let’s go down that list: (more…)

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MIAI CAMPBELL HIGH & TRIPPIN’ – VIDEO

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009
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KID MAKES A MOCKERY OF HIMSELF FOR $99 SUITS

Monday, August 31st, 2009
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Kids, do you still want to come to Hollywood and be in the entertainment business?

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