When you hear the term “Pimp”, you probably immediately think of a dude dressed in a full length fur coat, carrying a pimp cup (Thanks Bishop DJ). If so, than you know NOTHING about pimpin mane! But, I’ll tell you what…Kim Kardashian knows. And, it’s because of her deranged stalkers and stupid fans (who wish they were like her, or were with her) that she’s pulled a MAJOR pimp move!

Who ever said that a girl who once bared all on film…having SEX at that, can’t make it to the big leagues? Probably the exact same people who called her a whore, and a coke head. And, they’re the ones who are now buying her fragrances, wearing her BeBe clothing line, taking the butt enhancement pills she endorses, and will be glued to the idiot box to watch the reality show she produces! You bunch of fucking hating hypocrites! (more…)

Perhaps porn star Shauna Sands will be receiving a visit from child services in the near future!

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Kim and Khloe’s younger brother, Rob, was dating Adrienne Bailon before she dumped him for the rapper, Fabolous. That’s when Rob quickly became tired of being alone. So, he decided to date a porn star…Lisa Marie. Guess what? I have an incredible story about the glass-smoking, sex maniac…Lisa Marie!

Just two-years ago, my friend, Danny Brasco was visiting from Spain, and he wanted to see L.A., so I showed him the ins and outs of the city. Danny asked me if he could meet some porn chics, so I called up Tyla Wynn, and she invited us over. She lived in the city of Canoga Park in the valley by devonshire, so Danny and I drove out there to meet these porn stars (who I wanted nothing to do with, but was looking out for Danny).

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HELP HER $HE’$ A GOOD GIRL…I $WEAR!!!

$HE’LL DO ALMO$T ANYTHING IF U GOT RENT MONEY…

THI$ WHORE I$ YOUNG & $ILLY & WILL LOVE TO FREE UR WILLY…

ANYTHING GOE$ WITH THI$ WHORE ALL HER GOD GIVEN HOLE$ ARE YOUR$…IF THE PRICE I$ RIGHT…

$HE CAN BRING HER GIRLFRIEND WITH HER IF U WANT HER TO… THEIR LE$BIAN $HOW I$ THE BE$T…I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT…

$HE LIKE$ TO RIDE DICK & LOVE$ BEING RAMMED HARD IN THE DOGGY $TYLE PO$ITION…

THI$ FREAK LOVE$ TO ROLE PLAY & $HE COME$ WITH OUTFIT$ & $EX TOY$ & $HE’$ NOT ON THE CLOCK…

$HE’$ FROM FLORIDA & $HE’$ IN HOLLYWOOD WITHOUT FAMILY… ALL $HE NEED$ I$ RENT MONEY…CAN U HELP HER?

CALL HER A LITTLE DIRTY BITCH WHILE $HE BLOW$ UR JOHN$ON $HE’LL CLIMAX…TRU$T ME…I KNOW!!!

her name i$ tanner maye$ & $he doe$n’t have a $quare job…know why? becuz $he’$ a porn $tar mane…

goggle tanner maye$ freeone$ & $ee for your$elf what thi$ whore can do before placing your order…

NOW U CAN BRAG TO YOUR FRIEND$ THAT U HAD A PORN $TAR UNDER YOUR $UBMI$$ION…

MEMBER$ ONLY!!! (more…)

HELP HER $HE’$ A GOOD GIRL…I $WEAR!!!

YOU CAN DO ALMO$T ANYTHING WITH HER IF THE PRICE I$ RIGHT…

$HE CAN GO ALL NIGHT & $HE LIKE$ TO TALK DIRTY WHEN U LAY PIPE…

NOT ONLY CAN U SPANK HER A$$ U CAN GO UP IN HER A$$ THEN PULL OUT & ON HER FACE U CAN BLA$T…

IF U GOT RENT MONEY THEN U CAN GET $OME HONEY SORRY!!! MEMBER$ ONLY…

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Pamela Anderson is now broke, and I have no pity for the non-talented bitch. She was just a chic in a bikini…and we can’t forget a former porn star mane.

Pam is responsible for young girls in the 90’s looking up to her as a role model. Guess what happened to those girls? They became sluts. Thanks Pam you did a good job with your 15 minutes of fame!!!

This is a fact: Pamela Anderson pulls tricks. I forgot dudes name, but he’s a client who tricked off $200,000 on Pam for her to join him on the island of Barbados. If you don’t believe me…ask Oprah.

What did Pam do with all her millions? I don’t know, nor do I fucking care. But she’s a great example for the little sluts.

Good looks don’t last forever and men will not want you for just looks. That’s why you chics must rely on your talent, or else you will be parking your Range Rover outside of a trailer park – just like Pam now does.

If running around in your bikini and giving blows jobs is your talent, then call Vivid and leave decent people alone…Won’t you agree?

Kim does not waste time – this viper is on the hunt and she’s doing the calling… Who do you think Kim “The Porn Star” Kardashian called up for a date? Usher! Guess what? He accepted.

I’m not lying when I say that everybody in the entertainment business is sleeping with each other! Put it this way: Usher can have his secret life and Kim will still stay with him…know why? ‘Cuz she’s a total fame whore mane.

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Kim Kardashian has just decided to pay Ray J’s mom back! What, you didn’t know she stole 120k from her back in 2006?

Kim is not only a whore and a porn star but she’s also a thief. Isn’t she? Well Kim just did a deal with Pepsi so she now works for the brand. Did the people from Pepsi see Kim’s porn tape? Cuz I am hearing since Rihanna has nude pictures she can’t get certain magazine covers. Yet Kim can be the spokesperson for Pepsi… Isn’t America racist?

Anyways Kim took some of the Pepsi money to payback Ray J’s mom. Isn’t Ray J a pimp? I am proud of him. Know why? These bitches keep paying him
mane!!! Westcoast!!!!

DISGUSTING

Apparently Pinky has had enough and is going to push this disgusting act upon everyone. HSK will post it here as soon as it surfaces!

Twista ain’t the first dude to show his dick for a check…

Madonna is about to get married. At least that’s what the streets is saying… she’s closing the deal with her 22yr old boy toy Jesus.
She even took Jesus to meet her Rabbi at the New York Kabbalah Center. Madonna bought herself a husband in Brazil and I want the whole wide world to know. Guess what? There’s nothing wrong with that. Is there? Doesn’t she know her children are watching.

Speaking of Madonna, when is her sex tape comin’ out? We’re not far fetched in wondering when she’s gonna hop on the bandwagon…she did name her child after a porn star didn’t she?

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