FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
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Wayne Brady is checking in. He’s way overdue and he can’t wait to meet his confused retarded friends at the Cabin.

Wayne is greeted by Tiger Woods, Clarence Thomas, Michael Steele, Larry Elder, Bob Johnson, The Born Again Christian Prince, Amy Holmes, Halle Berry, Whoopi Goldberg, Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rice, Lil Kim, Tyler Perry, And America’s Favorite house negro Tavis Smiley.

Wayne is so happy to meet Sean Hannity the Cabin’s Landlord. Wayne sings and dances right away. Sean is smiling and says to Ann Coulter, “that’s the America I remember.” Wayne is a happy negro, he doesn’t wanna hear about all that Black History Month ish. He’s going to spend some quality time with his Fox News and Friends.

Carlson Tucker shows Wayne to his room at the Cabin and Wayne says to Carlson, “I am so excitied to be here.” There’s only 4 rooms left in the Cabin who’s going to check in tomorrow?

FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple

Whoopi Goldberg is taking some time off. She wants to join her friends over at The Fox News Black History Cabin Retreat. She’s greeted by Clearance Thomas, Bob Johnson, Tiger Woods, Born Again Christian Prince, Larry Elder, Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry, Jesse Jackson, the worst bitch ever Condoleezza Rice, Halle Berry, Amy Holmes And America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley.

Sean Hannity the Cabin’s landlord congratulates Whoopi on her talk show the View. Sean tells her she’s among friends. Whoopi don’t wanna hear about Black History Month. She is going to spend some quality time at Uncle Tom’s Cabin Retreat.

FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple

Jesse Jackson leaves his Democratic friends to join his Republican friends at the Cabin retreat. He’s taking sometime off to relax with his Fox News and Friends. Sean Hannity is overwhelmed to see the Reverend at the Cabin praising white Jesus is going to be outstanding this year at the retreat.

Michael Steele, Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry, Larry Elder, ClarEnce Thomas, Colin Powell, Tiger Woods, and the born again Christian Prince with America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley all rush to greet Jesse. Jesse is exhausted after threatening to cut Obama’s balls off and having illegitimate kids behind his wife’s back. Bill O’Reilly comforts Jesse and tells him to ignore getting caught crying on camera when Obama won the election. Bill tells him he’s among friends.

Jesse knows it’s jealousy that has him spending some quality time in Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

Tyler Perry is taking some time off and going to the Cabin to join his Fox News and Friends. He’s greeted my Michael Steele, Clearance Thomas, Colin Powell, Larry Elder and America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley. The Landlord of the Cabin Sean Hannity introduces himself and compliments Tyler on all his buffoonery.

The modern day Flip Wilson, Tyler Perry rushes to the stage to perform his minstrel drag queen show. Tyler gets an award from Karl Rowe for promoting this disgusting act to black kids. He’s escorted to his room by members of the Republican Party.

Tyler doesn’t wanna here about Black History Month. For the rest of February he’ll be spending some quality time in Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

Clarance Thomas is on the way to his home away from home. He is Joining Michael Steele, Larry Elder, America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley, and General Colin Powell.

Clarance is one of the biggest house negroes to walk on American soil. He’s the one who wanted to take the case of President Obama’s citizenship. Clarance questioned whether Obama is an American. He’s a silly negro.

He cannot wait to to spent some quality time in Uncle Tom’s Cabin. He is greeted by the Cabin’s Landlord Sean Hannity. At the Cabin, Clarance will learn how to Riverdance and he will also learn to enjoy killing wild animals. Republicans call this hunting. Clarance Thomas doesn’t want to hear about Black History Month he’s spending sometime at the Fox retreat at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOMS CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple

Travis Smiley is America’s favorite House Negro! This guy is a fucking putz he truly is. I wish he will go away forever.
Mr Smiley is going to take the rest of the month off. He doesn’t want to hear about Black History Month he’s going to spend the rest of February at the Retreat.

Tavis joins Michael Steele, Larry Elder and all the members of the Fox News Team and Republican Party. Of course Ann Coulter will be visiting to run a focus group or two.

The Landlord of Uncle Tom’s Cabin is our favorite Republican Sean Hannity. Tomorrow another sell-out will check in. Who will it be? I don’t know, but I do know they will soon be spending some quality time at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

Black History Month
special HSK feature.

Everyday for the month of February Diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com we will be greeting a House Nergo (TOTAL SELL-OUT) as they check into Uncle Tom’s Cabin for an extended stay to celebrate their BLACK HERITAGE.

The House Nigga will spend quality time with their Republican friends and the Cabins landlord Sean Hannity.