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Posts Tagged ‘quickies’

Hot Singer Chicks Week – Quickies

Monday, August 31st, 2009
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Joe Budden and Tahiry have released a publicity stunt video on the internet of them breaking up…I don’t believe it and either should you…I must say though the bedroom that they both share is rather disgusting – their hygiene is at a all time low. I bet they have bugs in that bedroom with dirty dishes under the bed…How filthy is that?

DJ UNK had a heart attack over the weekend from Skittling a.k.a. Lean. It’s rather cheap to get high off cough syrup…Isn’t it? This guy UNK makes music for the kids… did you see the Walk It Out video? It’s all children in video – what kind of example is he setting for the kids?

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Dirty Girls Back To School Week

Thursday, August 27th, 2009
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Christina Milian has done it.  This no-talented bitch has finally
found a trick that can make her pass-go.  Not only is she fucking for
tracks, she’s fucking for record deals.  What is this world coming to?

Milian’s fiance “The Dream” is now Executive Vice President of Island
Def Jam Records.  If this is the case, Kanye should be the President
of Island Def Jam…he’s far more talented than The Dream, agreed?

What kind of examples are the non-talented fucks leaving for today’s kids?

I’ll tell ya…porn is mainstream.  If ya can’t sing, ya have
autotune.  And if ya can’t make a record alone, ya can get five of
your friends to jump on tracks with you (if you don’t believe me, ask
Jamie Foxx).

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Dirty Girls Back To School Week

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009
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Jada Kiss’ apartment in Yonkers, New York got raided by the cops last night and guess what? Jada wasn’t home…
Bad news though – the cops found 5 Grams of heroin, 6 pounds of weed, and 40k in cash. Jason Phillips a.k.a. Jada Kiss has a snitch in his posse…How else would the cops know? Trust me; a jealous nicca is behind this…

T-Pain said he’s been hiding from Puffy. He feels like Puffy has been draining him for his musical talent and fame…
He even said he changed his telephone number so Puffy can’t call him…wow!!! These POP stars are too funny…aren’t they?

A few of Amber Rose’s ex-coworkers are talking some major shit on her. Who are her ex-coworkers? Strippers! These pole hoes are saying Amber had no body shape meaning she bought her body…Amber’s ass is totally fake and so is everything about her. The strippers are  also saying Amber forgot where she came from…a small shack in South Philly. It’s actually where her mother still stays…even the Mexican guy selling fruit in downtown LA sends money home to their family….

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Dirty Girls Back To School Week – Quickies

Monday, August 24th, 2009
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Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade are expecting a child and I must say I saw this coming! I was the one who told you all that Gabrielle Union was on a survival mission…

She’s like 34yrs old (same age as Beyonce) and Gabrielle knows that Hollywood is not calling on her anytime soon…Gabrielle knew that she needed some sort of security in her life so she did what Kendra Wilkinson did and got herself a professional athlete a.k.a. a sucker. Kim Kardashian is about to do the same thing to Reggie Bush even Stevie Wonder can see this…Won’t you agree?

Cassie and Puffy are on Twitter talking about they like to eat turkey sandwiches after sex…who cares? Cassie just needs to have sex with Puffy and leave the music business alone…know why? ‘Cuz she can’t sing or dance – she totally sucks mane…

Jay Z called Beyonce a hoe in his new song with Drake and guess what? If Jay Z said it I believe it… He is Beyonce’s husband…isn’t he? By the way the record sucks ass…

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Hot Celebrity Daughters Week – Quickie News

Thursday, August 13th, 2009
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Tom Cruise is on the set for his new upcoming movie ” Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark”. The’re shooting the film in Melbourne Australia…Melbourne’s cool but its no Perth!

Tom was apparently talking to his fans and his wife Katie Holmes got pissed ‘cuz Tom is spending too much time communicating with his fans…???
Guess what Katie did? She started an argument with Tom in public! How else do you think we know all about it? Tom was seen walking away from Katie and his daughter very upset…I always thought to myself that Katie Holmes was a robotic wife (a wife you can remotely control – somewhat like a Stepford wife…). Since when is she allowed to talk back? Is Katie Holmes talking and taking advice from Beyonce or Ellen degeneres on Twitter?

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Spandex Week Quickies

Friday, August 7th, 2009
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Ashanti is out and guess what? She’s with another man – it’s not Nelly…
Does Nelly know? Ashanti got a new boyfriend and he’s white…Is she trying to get Nelly jealous?
Are Ashanti and Nelly swingers? Or is this just another rumor? I don’t know nor do I care but the white dude is gettin’ it in…

TI and Tiny are not doing to well…Know why? ‘Cuz Tiny does not visit TI in prison as often as she should…
Why is Tiny so busy? ‘Cuz she’s dating boxer Floyd Mayweather! Everyone knows the new couple have been seen all over Atlanta together… They’re in the malls together and they even go to parties together – I must ask what’s going on? Does Clifford ” TI ” Harris know? First Tiny is rolling with her lesbian girlfriend now she’s with Floyd. Do TI and Tiny have a open relationship?

Timberland wants to work with Taylor Swift and ask me if I care? I don’t…Timberland is a total sellout! He had one or two good beats but most of his stuff is for the gay community and you guys know it… Don’t believe me ask Missy Elliot.

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Spandex Week – Quickies

Thursday, August 6th, 2009
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Pastor Mase is back to rappin’ on the microphone for his old boss Sean ” Puff Daddy” Combs…
What a loser Mase is!? What kind of a church was he running? It wasn’t a church mane… It was a cult…
Mase is dam near retarded – the boy cannot speak properly…Who would make Mase their pastor?
Things are not quite working out for him these days – first and foremost his television show was a total flop! His straight life is driving him nuts…
This jerk even has the nerve and the audacity to perform marriage ceremonies…as if he’s a real pastor but we all know that he’s not.
Mase is a total con-man but Puffy is his master…Didn’t the followers of Mase’s bogus church congregation know?

Jennifer Lopez and the people over at American Idol are talking and negotiating a deal for her to replace Paula Abdul…
Wait a minute… the same people over at American Idol who are trying to negotiate a deal with Jennifer are also trying to workout a deal with Victoria Beckham!?
These two ladies can’t sing or dance…am I missing something?
Paula Abdul has way more talent than Jennifer and Victoria when it comes to music. Randy Jackson knows this but do you care? No. All of you would watch American Idol if Jennifer was a judge and I’m not surprised…know why? ‘Cuz none of you care about the music… all the viewers care about is who looks good and what Randy and Simon and Ryan were wearing? Thongs…Those guys are gay. You guys are all totally disgusting – just like the folks over at American Idol and I’ll tell you this: The music business will never recover because of shows like American Idol…know why? ‘Cuz it’s fake just like Jennifer’s and Victoria’s titties mane…

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Spandex Week – Quickies

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009
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Paula Abdul is not returning to American Idol and I’m wondering why exactly Paula quit? Her and Randy Jackson are the only judges on the show that know music…not Simon Cowell…
Anyways, the Pop princess will no be a part of American Idol anymore…she should be happy. American idol doesn’t help music it destroys it and any true musician knows this.

Paula doesn’t need to be heavily medicated anymore she can now throw those pills away and have a peaceful rest at night…know why? ‘Cuz she’s no longer a part of a team that destroys music and promotes false dreams to others to become a superstar…If you don’t believe me ask Rubin Studdard.

Big Pun’s wife and kids are in a New York homeless shelter and some of you guys are laughing about it – guess what? You should all be ashamed of yourselves…If anyone out there can contact Big Puns wife tell her to give us a call we can help her. I am sure my readers will give a donation to a good cause such as this…

Soulja Boy is pissed at the media again. He’s saying the media reports all the negative stuff he does all the time… The media never reports the good things he does in society.

He added that the media never had his back when thugs came into his home and tried to jack him…who the fuck do you think you are? You act like the media is a person and it’s not you dumbass – if you want protection from thugs you should hire a bodyguard and go to the gym punk. Were you hoping that Lou Dobbs was gonna jump out of your closet and save your jewlery? Fuckin’ kids today mane….the game is done.

Soulja Boy also mentioned that no one had his back when he had beef with Ice-T – Hey Soulja Boy: Ice-T never attacked you, he simply told you to get it together and make better music…What’s wrong with that? And yes you did have other artists who came to your emotional rescue when you thought you had beef with Ice-T…Kanye put his two cents in and Nelly was screaming fuck Ice-T. I saw it all on the internet but I must say Kanye, Nelly, and you Soulja Boy got it all wrong…know why? They all took advice that an experienced man was giving and turned it into a diss…Here’s some more advise Soula Boy: go back to school kid and get your diploma…

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Spandex Week – Quickies

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009
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Foxy Brown is back in jail and this is getting too silly – I don’t want to believe it but I’m starting to think that Foxy Brown likes the jailhouse life. She was charged for assault again for beating down a younger female! This makes Foxy Brown a.k.a. Inga Marchand a repeat violent offender. The judge might just decide to throw the book at her…My advice to Inga is simple: get a good attorney and take some anger management classes…

Cameron Douglas, son of actor Michael Douglas got busted on a Crystal Meth set-up by a DEA officer…
Word is that Cameron loves that crystal meth shit – he can’t get enough in fact. He worships his glass pipe and guess where Cameron lives?
If you guessed a cheap low budget motel you were totally right… I must wonder if his grandfather Kirk Douglas knows?

Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together again? If this rumor has any truth to it guess who’s going to jail? Chris Brown…
Chris Brown is totally nuts – everybody in and out of LA who wanted Rihanna already had a piece mane… Doesn’t Chris know?
Doesn’t he read Diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com? Well I know for a fact some of Chris’s kinfolk read this site daily and they warn him about this barracuda Rihannna! Does Chris listen to their borrowed words of wisdom? No. So guess what? As of today I’m no longer a Chris Brown supporter…know why?

Chris IS PUTTING PUSSY BEFORE HIS FREEDOM AND HIS ENTERTAINMENT CAREER MANE!

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Black Booty Week – Quickies

Friday, July 31st, 2009
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MC Hammer is a cool dude… I know – I kicked it with Hammer and guess what? Some chic is trying to frame his cousin Marv on a bogus rape charge. This lying ass chic wants some of that Hammer time money. She claims her and Marv met on Twitter and I must say the internet is a bad place to shop for girls. This chic told the police that Marv came to her hotel and raped her…

Should we believe her? No. It’s plain to see all she wants is Marv’s cousin’s money…know why? ‘Cuz she knows Hammer is a good dude and she thinks that she can get some money from him. Guess what? She’s dead wrong and time will prove her as a liar…

This whole caper sounds a little premeditated to me…Betcha any amount of money this bitch got an ad on sugardaddy.com !

Jay Z failed to kill Auto-Tune according to Marco Alpert – Vice President of Marketing for Antares. They make the software for Auto-Tune and said the sales for the software has doubled and they would like to give thanks to Jay Z for the P.R….WTF?

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