Jermaine Dupri is a complete fool …know why? Jermaine went and got a ridiculously giant-size tattoo of Janet Jackson… The tattoo is on the side of Jermaine’s body… The tattoo is almost bigger than Jermaine…and to make matters worst Janet left his ass…Jermaine is better off with Bow Wow…Won’t you agree?

Tru Life is an artist signed to Def/Jam. Tru now has a murder charge so he turned himself in to the police…

Things are looking real good for Jim Jones lately… know why? All of his rivals are in jail… First it was Max B, now it’s Tru Life…
Does Jimmy have a Caribbean witch-doctor? What’s going on!!! Is Cam’ron next?

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Remember when I reported that Ciara’s Lamborghini was getting reposessed? Well it wasn’t. Know why? Her whip was getting shipped from Atlanta to Los Angeles…I’m surprised!

Ciara is Kim Kardashian’s new BFF. The Kardashian’s want everyone to know that they’re hip. Know why? ‘Cuz they got black boyfriends and black girlfriends mane…

Mathew Knowles is my hero. When I grow-up I wanna be like Mathew Knowles. Why? Mathew is a good dad; he sure made sure Beyonce and Solange were taken care of didn’t he?!?
I adore how Mathew scared those ugly black bitches away from Beyonce… I’m talking about the members of Destiny’s  Child…
Mathew Knowles is the best… Isn’t he? Now Mathew is separated from his wife Tina but there will be no divorce… He’s such a pimp, I love this guy! Don’t you…
Mathew is a visionary just like me…We get-up to dress fly… just to make money mane….

I know I’ve said lots of bad things about T.I. but I don’t wish him or anyone prison time….Those pig bastards in Forrest City Arkansas allowed Swine flu to spread throughout the jailhouse facility… Now the word is T.I. might of caught a virus…

Johnny Depp is a classy guy… Guess what Johnny did? He took his party from the movie Public Enemy to dinner and totally impressed their waiter. The waiter served famous people like Sean Connery and Robert DeNiro before but the waiter said Johnny had more class than any of those guys. Know why? He said Johnny tipped him $40,000 mane…

It’s Wednesday morning and I’m hearing Rihanna is sad about the whole Chris Brown thing… Know why? ‘Cuz she lied on the police reports about Chris mane…
In other words Rihanna still wants Chris…All chic’s are stupid… I swear!!!
Gotta Go…

-Guru Jacky

LeToya Luckett has a beef with one of my favorite people. Guess who? My pimp buddy Mathew Knowles. Buss this!! Mathew didn’t want LeToya to perform at the BET Awards. Know why? Mathew doesn’t want LeToya on the same stage as Beyonce. Can’t blame him… can’t even question Mathew on this one; he’s a pimp… Mathew knows what’s best mane…Beyonce is too big to hang-out with these bum bitches. I agree with Mathew and us pimps stick together dude…
When was the last time you rushed to order tickets for a LeToya Luckett concert? LeToya should marry a professional athlete and call it a day. A professional athlete is a security blanket for a hoe… Am I right or wrong? Ask Kendra Wilkinson?!!
Read more @ Bossip.com

Chris Brown’s in town today… Know why? Chris has a preliminary hearing court date mane… Rihanna will be there too… She’s under subpoena to testify. Christians: band together and pray for these two… Pray for Rihanna to stop fornicating and pray for Chris not to go to jail. Why not pray for me too am smoking kush again mane…

Larry Flynt was rushed to the hospital on Saturday. We don’t know why but we want Pat Robertson and the 700 Club to pray for Larry. Who else can make those Oscar winning movies that Larry makes? Please god, don’t take him away….
Read more @ RadarOnline.com

Atlanta’s Hot 107.9 held their annual Bling Birthday Bash. Guess what? Every rapper who can’t speak the English language properly was there….
The bling was everywhere; I mean these cats got a lot of jewelry. The winner was Plies. Plies out did everybody; even Gucci Mane. They couldn’t do this type of event in L.A.
Know why? Nicca’s will get shot, robbed, and buried mane….
Read more @ GlobalGrind.com

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Lindsay Lohan is stealing again! Remember when Lindsay stole that fur coat from a night club? If you don’t, then  GOOGLE it mane! To make a long story short Lindsay Lohan is (among other things) a Kleptomanic. Know why?
Lindsay stole $400,000 worth of jewels during a photo shoot for Elle magazine… The jewelry was part of the props for the shoot and were not supposed to be taken home.. Ok!!! What does Lindsay Lohan and Winona Ryder both have in common? They’re both thieves. Didn’t Winona Ryder do the same shit last year?

Bow Wow did Boston’s Summer Jam and guess what? Dude was talking about
Ciara throughout the show. Guess he’s not over Ciara but the shocking
news was when Bow Wow said he was smashing Cassie. Ouch!!! Does Puffy know?
Read more @ AllHipHop

Max-B did his first jailhouse interview and dude is reaching out to
the homies. I think Max is over the Dip-set beef. Hope he wins his appeal ‘cuz Max is a good dude mane!!! Ask Tony Yayo.
Read More @ GlobalGrind

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Jamie Foxx has a male stalker. Guess dude still see’s Jamie as Wanda the female tranny character that Jamie played on In Living Color.

Madonna gets rejected for adoption. Madonna appeals rejection for adoption. Everybody please repeat after me, FUCK MADONNA!!!

Jessica Simpson….. She’s skinny again and she’s showing it off. She’s sunbathing in Mexico with her mom and friends.  (valtrex anyone )

Rihanna left Hawaii, crashed a car in New York and now she’s in Barbados. She’s doing too much. What pill prescription did they give her?

Lil Wayne is suing mixtape dj’s and he only wants to do rock music. Cash Money boss Baby said Wayne’s the best. He said that Wayne is better than Tu Pac, Biggie, and Jay Z. If I was counting all Wayne’s money I’d say the same.

Dr Dre is putting his album Detox on hold. It’s not coming out. The album got leaked. I wasn’t going to buy it anyways who cares?

Bobby Valentino is sleeping with Caviar the prostitute chic from the Ray J Show. I already told ya’ll Caviar is a prostitute from Chicago Larry’s crew.
Bobby V. is a SUCKA!!!

It’s Friday what am I doing talking to you guy’s?

Gotta go….

Omarion and his stripper wife made a sex tape. A naughty one at that. It’s a 3-way. This guy Omarion is hiding something. The sex tape is 2 girls and Omarion doing the nasty. I am sure this will cover up all his gay rumors, Chris Stokes, B2k, Raz-B in the bathroom taking pictures of his Johnson on a gay site yeah those rumors. Who leaked it? He did.

King Magazine is going out of business. I wonder why? Because it sucks. Who cares about bitches in their swim suits. Sports Illustrated is next. Know why? Their demographic, the men and the lesbians… They want to see naked chic’s. It’s that simple.

Havoc from Mobb Deep sold a thousand records first week. Next week it will be five hundred, the following week 0. He left (more…)

T-Pain….. lost 4 teeth in a freak accident on a golf cart this happened on Friday March 27th. T-Pain missed his concert with Lil Wayne and a video appearance with Lil Kim. T-Pain is a fucking liar betcha his angry father put hands on him. T-Pain’s Dad wants his money. Akon or T-Pain better pay the old man. Lil Kim, what a midget slut, who cares about her? Kim better give Michael Jackson his nose….. back have you seen her lately?

Cam’ron…. said there will be no Dip Set reunion album. Cam said he will not work with Jim Jones or Juelz Santana again. Smart man.

Soulja Boy….. hits number 1 with his single Kiss Me …who cares? This guy Soulja Boy takes pictures in the bathroom with his shirt off like a My Space slut (he’s gay).

Rick Ross…. is working with Job Corps- Rick wants to help the kids and Rick Ross also wants to help his Correctional Officer buddies across the country. So yes Rick still (more…)

Loon…. You remember him? He was once on Bad-Boy Records. Well Loon is a Muslim now and let’s wish him the best!

Oprah….. plans to turn Steve Harvey’s book “Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man” into a movie. This is going to make Steve money and he’s working with the ladies.

Rihanna…… got her Cover Girl commercials running again and she’s now (more…)