2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH 2010
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple…

Today up at Fox News headquarters, Greg Gutfeld’s was so furious that his head was about to explode, when he walked over to vent to David Lee Miller. “I don’t want to be here today,” Greg uttered. “Everyone is having such a great time at the cabin, and I’m stuck in this office!” But Greg’s energy is not affecting David’s in the least. That’s because David is elated getting more air time, with most of the anchors at the cabin. “Greg, I understand what you’re going through…I’m just like you and anybody else on the team,” David whispered. “We all would love to re-live the 1700’s America…when all minorities called us their master, but look on the bright side of things. Since Bill O’Reilly is away, you’re his substitute…Since Shepard Smith is away, I get his chair. We can both use this time to better our careers.” Greg became even more visibly irate, and pointed his finger at David. “Do you know what today is? Do you?” Greg uttered. “It’s President Lincoln’s birthday! Can you imagine the great celebrations taking place at the cabin, and guess what Miller? You and I are both missing out…It’s not fare!”

Meanwhile, BET founder, Robert Johnson, was hurdling over luggage as he rushed through Douglas International Airport. As Robert arrived at his gate, he performed a reenactment of OJ Simpson’s 1970’s Hertz car rental commercial to his fellow passengers, boarding the plane.

Back at Uncle Tom’s Cabin, the festivities were underway, as George Bush Sr. and W arrived. Los Angeles’ own KPWR (Power 106), Big Boy, was DJing on the porch to welcome the father/son team. To commemorate the event, Big Boy was dressed in drag…wearing black spandex pants, a pair of flip flops, and a cropped t-shirt bearing Perez Hilton’s face. As the sound of The Black Eyed Peas “I Got Feeling” filled the air, Big Boy began shaking his waist and rubbing his chest. (more…)

2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH 2010
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple…

Today at the Fox News headquarters, Carl Cameron caught up with Wendell Goler, as he walked by. “Hey Wendell, what are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be at the cabin?” Carl asked. “I wish, but I was ordered to stick around to be the token office negro only because MSNBC and CNN are watching,” Wendell replied. “Mr Murdoch said I must stay on the air to let others see that there are minorities working here at Fox.” Carl nodded his head. “SMART…can you imagine what that idiot Keith Olbermann would say if he knew what was really going on over here at Fox?” said Carl. “I’m sorry that you’re missing out, but I’m not missing it for the world.” Wendell bowed his head in melancholy. “Can you at least send me some pictures to my phone, or bring back some footage of the festivities?” Wendell asked.

Carl quickly became visibly upset. “Are you serious?” Carl said. “If those images were to ever get out to the public, we’d be finished! Jacky is dying to get his hands on some of those. That’s why no cameras are allowed at the retreat!”

Wendell bowed his head in shame as he was scolded. “Anderson Cooper and all those other Liberals would have a field day with such material,” Carl said. “They’d ruin us!” Wendell raised his head and looked into Carl’s eyes. “Please don’t tell Mr. Murdoch about my stupidity,” Wendell pleaded.

Meanwhile in Los Angeles, Taye Diggs discovered a new way to avoid Los Angeles’ notorious traffic, by using a James Bond jet pack to fly over the 101 freeway to his rented submarine docked at a Long Beach pier. (more…)

2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple…

On Monday evening around 6 0′Clock Ann Coulter got a phone call from Dennis Miller. The call was not surprising to Ann because she and other republicans cannot wait to see their silly House Negroes at Uncle Tom’s cabin.

Dennis asked “When are you going out to the retreat Ann ?” Coulter replies “Next week because I was told the men must arrive first, but isn’t it amazing how we turned their month of acknowledgment into a complete joke?” Dennis replied “It’s awesome, Rupert Murdoch is a complete genius.” “At the black face party I’m dressing up as Obama”.

” I’m sorry Miller, O’Reilly is doing his impersonation of Obama at the black face party”, said Ann. Miller was dumbfounded, the only word that came out of his mouth was ” Dam”. He hung up the phone in disappointment and continued packing for his vacation at the cabin’s retreat.

Meanwhile back at Uncle Tom’s cabin Glenn Beck said to Rush Limbaugh, “Look up there, Someone is parachuting out of a plane.” Limbaugh replied, “Is it a crow?”  Beck answered, “No!!! It’s super Negro” and they both laughed as Colin Powell made a dramatic entrance with a parachute designed with the Stars and Stripes, his luggage in hand. (more…)

2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple

BLACK HISTORY MONTH – HOUSE NEGRO CELEBRATION

The republican party is celebrating Black History Month so they have invited all their House Negroes to the shindig at the World Famous Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

This years host will be no other than shock jock Rush Limbaugh. Rush will be there to greet and meet all the silly House Negroes as they arrive daily for the retreat. Some of this years sponsors are Fox news, makers of the soft drink Snapple, The cigarette company Marlboro and this years co-host will be no other than the propaganda expert Glenn Beck.

Sources told us this morning Bill O’Reilly was over heard telling Geraldo Revera at Fox, “Don’t worry, I’m going to make sure they build a Latino cabin because there’s a lot of you selling out and you guys deserve a month too” Geraldo replied, “Thanks Bill!”

Sean Hannity noticed how excited O’Reilly was and asked, “Are you getting ready for the party?” O’Reilly answered, “Of course, and this year we are doing a blackface party, so don’t forget to bring your Kiwi black shoe polish.” (more…)

Rush Limbaugh never ceases to shock the world with his racist views and ignorant theories. This time, the conservative political commentator provided his theory on why Ted Kennedy wasn’t happy with comments made about President Obama, by President Clinton and Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid – in a sensational account of the 2008 presidential race.

But, Presidents and Senators openly disrespecting Presidents is somewhat of a new development. In the newly released book “Game Change,” it’s published that President Bill Clinton stated, “A few years ago, this guy (Obama) would have been getting us coffee.” In the same read, Senator Harry Reid made a racially motivated statement about the 44th President that “(Obama) doesn’t speak with a negro dialect.”

In response to the read, Rush Limbaugh had more fuel to add to the fire. During a recent radio broadcast, here’s what Limbaugh had to say: (more…)

One Houston lawyer says a 22-word clause in a 2005 constitutional amendment born to ban gay marriages, voids legal status of all marriages in Texas.

Barbara Ann Radnofsky, a Democratic candidate for state attorney general, says attorney general, Republican Greg Abbott is to blame for giving the green light to the language that’s now part of the constitution. Radnofsky says Subsection B is what’s voiding all Texas marriages. It reads as follows:

“This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.”

Despite what is being referred to as “a massive mistake”, a spokesperson for Abbott says he’s standing behind the amendment. (more…)

Reality Bites the pric Says:
November 17th, 2009 at 20:36
NIK “THEDIRTY.COM” RICHIE EXPOSED – GAY MODELING PICS

How about that Hooman Karamian the reject internet Terrorist who likes to post pics of beautiful women and accuse them of having a Greg (His term for Dick) Hardly has one himself. LMAO!!!

This explains why the “Little guy” hates Orientals, the one race always accused of having small penises actually has a bigger one then he does.

This also explains why he hates Black men, do I need an explanation again just look at his penis, sorry but a magnifying glass does not come with this blog. (more…)

I am in complete and utter disgust after reading more than 22 twitter postings (and those are just the ones I found), calling Kanye West a “Nigger.” What’s worse is that some of those epitomizing racist statements went on to state that he was a “monkey” who should be “lynched.”

What would brothers Malcolm X and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. have to say about this shit???

Okay… so Kayne may have made an ass out of himself at Sunday’s VMA’s, but does that give americas trash the green light to not honor our American civil liberties??? This leads me to believe that us black people are seen by white America as still having to sit on the back of the bus. Rosa Parks must be rolling in her grave. LIARS!!! You’re all fucking LIARS!!! (more…)

Bow Wow’s new record “New Jack City” is a complete flop. It sold only 18,000 the first week. Soulja Boy actually out sold him by like 150% in sales. Hope the movie business is doing well because Bow Wow’s fan base is through.

Ryan O’Neal will apparently not be bailing out his son after the recent drug charges. Ryan should have tried this method with his daughter Tatum (she’s on crack).

Chris Brown might be doing 30 days in jail! I think that’s fucked up, he learned his lesson, they don’t gotta do all that. Mark Geragos , much like some other Hollywood Attorneys we know are really dropping the ball lately!!

Russell Simmons lashed out at Bossip recently for (more…)

My last blog was inspired by 50 cent he said, “if there was a black president he will be killed”

Thank god I never bought his music but i like his vitamin water, I can’t lie I do! Here is what’s on my mind though.

What are people like Rush Limbaugh gonna do?

Can’t lie first time I saw him on television I said I like his tie he dress sharp I was much younger and he spoke crazy about Bill Clinton he said funny stuff. I never knew people could say such things (more…)