Pastor Mase is back to rappin’ on the microphone for his old boss Sean ” Puff Daddy” Combs…
What a loser Mase is!? What kind of a church was he running? It wasn’t a church mane… It was a cult…
Mase is dam near retarded – the boy cannot speak properly…Who would make Mase their pastor?
Things are not quite working out for him these days – first and foremost his television show was a total flop! His straight life is driving him nuts…
This jerk even has the nerve and the audacity to perform marriage ceremonies…as if he’s a real pastor but we all know that he’s not.
Mase is a total con-man but Puffy is his master…Didn’t the followers of Mase’s bogus church congregation know?

Jennifer Lopez and the people over at American Idol are talking and negotiating a deal for her to replace Paula Abdul…
Wait a minute… the same people over at American Idol who are trying to negotiate a deal with Jennifer are also trying to workout a deal with Victoria Beckham!?
These two ladies can’t sing or dance…am I missing something?
Paula Abdul has way more talent than Jennifer and Victoria when it comes to music. Randy Jackson knows this but do you care? No. All of you would watch American Idol if Jennifer was a judge and I’m not surprised…know why? ‘Cuz none of you care about the music… all the viewers care about is who looks good and what Randy and Simon and Ryan were wearing? Thongs…Those guys are gay. You guys are all totally disgusting – just like the folks over at American Idol and I’ll tell you this: The music business will never recover because of shows like American Idol…know why? ‘Cuz it’s fake just like Jennifer’s and Victoria’s titties mane…

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Paula Abdul is not returning to American Idol and I’m wondering why exactly Paula quit? Her and Randy Jackson are the only judges on the show that know music…not Simon Cowell…
Anyways, the Pop princess will no be a part of American Idol anymore…she should be happy. American idol doesn’t help music it destroys it and any true musician knows this.

Paula doesn’t need to be heavily medicated anymore she can now throw those pills away and have a peaceful rest at night…know why? ‘Cuz she’s no longer a part of a team that destroys music and promotes false dreams to others to become a superstar…If you don’t believe me ask Rubin Studdard.

Big Pun’s wife and kids are in a New York homeless shelter and some of you guys are laughing about it – guess what? You should all be ashamed of yourselves…If anyone out there can contact Big Puns wife tell her to give us a call we can help her. I am sure my readers will give a donation to a good cause such as this…

Soulja Boy is pissed at the media again. He’s saying the media reports all the negative stuff he does all the time… The media never reports the good things he does in society.

He added that the media never had his back when thugs came into his home and tried to jack him…who the fuck do you think you are? You act like the media is a person and it’s not you dumbass – if you want protection from thugs you should hire a bodyguard and go to the gym punk. Were you hoping that Lou Dobbs was gonna jump out of your closet and save your jewlery? Fuckin’ kids today mane….the game is done.

Soulja Boy also mentioned that no one had his back when he had beef with Ice-T – Hey Soulja Boy: Ice-T never attacked you, he simply told you to get it together and make better music…What’s wrong with that? And yes you did have other artists who came to your emotional rescue when you thought you had beef with Ice-T…Kanye put his two cents in and Nelly was screaming fuck Ice-T. I saw it all on the internet but I must say Kanye, Nelly, and you Soulja Boy got it all wrong…know why? They all took advice that an experienced man was giving and turned it into a diss…Here’s some more advise Soula Boy: go back to school kid and get your diploma…

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Last time in Night Court Gloria Allred made Wade Robson, the choreographer break down and cry. He denied being a fan and friend to Chris Brown. Gloria is not yet satisfied. She wants a confession from Wade Robson. She wants to know, does Chris Brown do Xtacy?

Tonight Gloria is wearing her Gucci skirt with shoes to match. Her jewelry of choice Rose Gold (necklace with matching bracelet). Judge Kawasaki gives the word to proceed as he strikes his gavel.

{Judge Kawasaki} Proceed Mrs. Allred.

Gloria ,in Wade Robson’s face, she has blood in her eyes. She knows this guy Wade is a push over. She is going in for the kill. Mark Geragos disapproves of her questioning. He is highly upset and Chris looks quite nervous, but it’s Gloria’s turn. She screams at Wade.

{Gloria} Are you Chris Brown’s Xtacy dealer Wade?
Wade Robson is totally destroyed from Gloria’s questioning, he’s rubbing his hands and tapping his feet.

{Wade} We all party, it’s the entertainment business Mrs. Allred, but Chris never partied with me.

{Gloria} We all party. What do you mean by that Mr. Robson? Do you mean you all do drugs?

{Wade} I can’t speak for everyone but everyone knows it’s Hollywood, Mrs. Allred
Wade is looking at the clock on the courthouse wall. Judge Kawasaki notices this and say’s to Wade, “do you have some where to go Mr. Robson?”

{Wade} No you honor.

{Judge Kawasaki} Well stop eyeballin the clock boy and pay attention.
Wade is so scared he wishes he can call one of his friends like Randy Jackson or Simon Cowell for support. The tension is destroying Wade.

{Wade} Yes sir, I won’t do it again

{Judge Kawasaki} Gloria proceed with your questioning.
Gloria looks at Wade with total disgust on her face and ask.

{Gloria} So you are admitting that you all do drugs aren’t you Wade? Tell us all about the Mitsubishi Xtacy pills that you all take when you dance with your water bottles. (Screaming) TELL US!

{Mark Geragos screaming} Objection your honor. This has nothing to do with my client.

{Judge Kawasaki to Geragos} How do you know? (more…)