Officer Ricky got jacked from three Nashville strippers and if he had any street smarts the girls wouldn’t ever have been able to do this…
In the past officer Ricky was a uniform wearing bastard and these strippers know it. That’s why they took all his jewelry and laptop mane. But here’s the kicker Ricky is a crime rhyme MC. Dude can’t stop rapp’in about cocaine and when Ricky gets into trouble who does he call? The COPS…
If you don’t believe me please watch the video clip and see for yourself. Officer Ricky is not only a trick he’s also a big fat liar…
DJ Unk lost all his shit mane! Someone stole his bag which contained all his jewelry and other costly items…
Word is it was members from Black Wall Street who did the mission…Unk is so pissed he swore revenge…
Newsflash DJ Unk: If nicca’s from California got your shit consider it gone mane…and they will welcome your revenge attempts!
Know why? We live for that type of excitement mane…
Hey Unk: Don’t trip… them hood-nicca’s might sell your stuff back to you…keep checking YouTube.com
Simon Cowell got $36 million dollars for his part in American Idol last year. His contract expires next May…
Now Fox is offering Simon $144 millon to stay on deck. Fox is spending a lot money to keep real music suppressed aren’t they!
Simon Cowell doesn’t know anything about music so why is Fox spending so much money to keep him as a judge?
‘Cuz a lot people love the character Simon portrays…but it has nothing to do with music!
Hold on I’m going to say a prayer…
Please god let something happen to the person’s hand who’s writing the check for Simon Cowell…
Please almighty make Simon and his silly show go away. I promise I’ll be good.
Amen.
We have discovered that Prince Michael II, better know as “Blanket” has a real mother that wants him back.
His Mother is Billie Jean Jackson and guess what? Billie Jean Jackson wants a million dollars and physical custody of Prince Michael 2nd. Billie Jeans case will be heard in a Los Angeles court this coming Monday…
I wonder if Billie Jean will be appearing at the Staples Center this Tuesday?
Fans,friends, family, and nut cases like her can see the King for the last time…they’re have a public viewing of MJ’s body – only $25 to see him…
R.Kelly is not being investigated for having sex with a under age female…
I know we reported the story earlier today that he was going to get charge for statutory rape…
Once again this information was incorrect…he still does piss on little kids though!
Drake is the new guy on the hip/hop scene. I got dudes whole life story on my desk! BUT, I’m going to do this kid Drake a favor and give him a pass.
Others don’t feel the same way as I do…here’s why: Drake thought it was cool to go out to a BET pre-party in L.A. without crew and boy did he learn a valuable lesson. Nicca’s in L.A. will beat you down and take your shit mane! Why do you think Drake performed on the BET awards sitting down? Jackers took all Drakes jewelry and beat him down as he laid in a fetal position.
Drake shouldn’t feel bad, these type of things happens all the time to nicca’s who come here to L.A. floss’in without street cred…don’t believe me..ask Nelly!
Doesn’t Drake read HSK? If he did he would have been warned that the streets don’t mess around when dudes come to LA for events…maybe next time he’ll listen!
This happened to his boss Lil Wayne many times, they were selling Wayne’s chain in Compton on a YouTube video a couple months back, why didn’t he say somethin’!?
Vibe Magazine is going out of business…it’s been a sixteen year run and we all enjoyed the magazine at one time or another…
Remember the Tupac issue? When ‘Pac got shot in New York and ended up in Rikers… Tupac did that jailhouse interview for Vibe. That interview was setting the grounds for the East coast vs. West coast beef! Didn’t it? I heard Quincy Jones wants to buy back Vibe Magazine but PRINT is the past…know why? Who wants magazines in their house taking up space when you can read better shit on dairyofahollywoodstreetking.com… XXL and Source magazine are next….
Mariah Carey is spoofing Eminem in her latest video…that’s right Mariah is dressed like a man… she’s even wearing a beard!
Is that what’s going on in Nick and Mariah’s bedroom? Why is Nick letting his wife do a man’s job? Mariah is cross-dressing…isn’t she? If Eminem will agree for a man’s ass to be in his face do you think Mariah Carey can hurt his feelings? I don’t think so…
We have found out who the father for Michael Jackson’s third child is….
Al Malnik is Prince Michael’s biological father….You may know Prince Michael 2nd as “Blanket”…
He said he was willing to take full responsibility of his son.
Malnik is a restaurateur with alleged mafia links. We still don’t know who the mother of Prince Michael 2nd is, but everyone wants their “5 minutes” so its just a matter of time..
By the way Neverland Ranch will be bigger than Graceland. They’re going to turn the estate into a tourist attraction mane!
Boy does the state of California need the money…ask Arnold Schwarzengger!!
-Guru Jacky
P.S. Word is the Jackson family is not only doing “viewings” all over the world, but there will be a live showing for the public on Thursday…can we just let the man be put to rest in peace?
Michael Jackson’s Will has surfaced…and there’s nothing for his father Joe…
The King Of Pop left everything to his mother Katherine and to his three kids…
( Prince Michael jr,Paris, and Prince Michael the 2nd )
Now that we got that outa the way here’s a question you may have been asking: Who’s the biological father MJ’s 3 children?
Dermatologist Dr. Arnold Kein is allegedly the biological father for Prince Michael jr and Paris….
Reports are also circulating that Debbie Rowe is not the biological mother for Prince Michael jr and Paris…. Debbie Rowe was the surrogate…do you believe it?
Michael never thought he had to legally adopted these 3 children..know why? ‘Cuz every player who was involved signed off on the deal mane…
They all got paid good money so they should all shut-up.
As for Prince Michael the 2nd a.k.a.”Blanket” – his biological parents have not surfaced. When they do my readers will be the first to know!
Michael Jackson was truly a king among his fellow man…know why?
12 people already committed suicide just to show their love to him mane…
Michael Jackson died without leaving a Will. This means a certain and impending chaos in Hollywood…ask Joe Jackson, he’s probably not looking forward to it. Michael’s mother Katherine Jackson hopes to get custody of Michael’s three children but what about all the other fingers reachin’ for that cookie jar?
Did you guys know Michael Jackson was a bald-headed man? He did have cancer…didn’t he? Word is Michael only ate one small meal a day; not surprising he didn’t have an appetite. All those problems along with the tremendous pill addiction probably left food at the bottom of his list.
Remember the kid who accused MJ of sexually fondling him? He got a huge settlement… Well that kid is now a grown man and he’s saying it was all a big lie! His dad masterminded the scam mane. I’ve read reports that Michael spent over $20 million dollars in legal bills alone fighting a battle like this one.
It seems like everyone was out for themselves and no one cared for Michael. Even BET used Michael’s death for their television ratings! The BET award show was a horrible honor towards the King Of Pop. Guess what? I’ll never forgive them for it….
I told all my readers not to call Rihanna a slut last week….This week I a sudden change of heart…
Rihanna is now a “whore“…
Do you know why I’ve decided to call Rihanna a whore? Rihanna was spotted leaving Rashard Lewis’s hotel with no pants!
Rashard Lewis is married with a sick child; does Rihanna know this? Better yet, does Rihanna care? I don’t think so…
Know why? Rihanna helped Rashard Lewis commit adultery. Why do you think Rihanna was attending all those Orlando Magic and LA Lakers basketball games? ‘Cuz she was stalking Rashard Lewis, that’s why! I will never have any form of respect for a homewrecker…do you?
