Who Said Craigslist got rid of the whore section of their website? Jacky made these calls June 11, 2009. Well after they changed their policy!
Click through to hear the hilarious prank calls!
Tony Rock, the younger brother of the famous comedian Chris Rock, was doing a stand up show in D.C. (which stands
for dark country) and someone from the audience shouted out ” What happened to your television show All Of Us? ” Tony said in return that Lisa Raye is a bitch. I must agree; ask Sole? (That’s Ginuwine wife….)
Tony said Lisa got married to some fake island nicca and he beat her ass. He ended it all by saying karma is a bitch…
Hey Tony: Lisa is posing in Playboy real soon; trust me!!!
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Vida Guerra is some model who doesn’t like to pay her rent. Know why?
Her former landlord said so. Maybe she should put a add on
Craigslist…
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Denzel Washington is back in the press and this time it’s not for
adultery…it’s for drug usage.
He understood the characters in the movies he starred in better than we might think!
I’m not gonna say that Denzel isn’t a good actor, but I will say that his ability to play the characters in films like American Gangsta and Training Day came from more than acting classes!
Know why? Cuz Denzel was a junkie mane… At the early age of 14 Mr Taking Pelham 1 2 3 was addicted to smack. Where was Denzel getting the money for his
teenage herion addiction? My guess (and it’s a good one) is that Mr Training Day was stealing money from his mothers beauty shop.
What about when he had the sniffle’s in the 90’s? He was hangin’ at Mouse’s after hours spot with Keifer Sutherland in LA, was his problem only in his teen years??? Ask the duop group The Dramatics; they hung out there too mane…
Lauren London is pregnant with Lil Wayne’s baby and guess what?
Wayne doesn’t want her? Lauren said she found out about Nivea’s pregnancy from Mediatakeout! haha
I thought Lil Wayne was the next Jack Tripper… I thought Wayne, Nivea, and Lauren were going to live together. Get with the times Lauren; three’s company two’s a crowd.
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Karl Lagerfeld said Seal and Heidi Klum are “nobody’s in the fashion industry”. Karl said Heidi is never in Paris and no one knows her. I like this guy! He’s a Virgo and speaks his mind. Know why?
Karl Lagerfeld said Seal’s a crater face and I must agree don’t you?
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Anyone remember Cocktail; the winner For The Love Of Ray J? She’s really pissed ‘cuz she got gamed by a wanna-be PIMP!
She thought she was the only one that got the “real deal” but Ray J is fucking anything that moves… Hey Cocktail: What do pimp’s and hoe’s have in common?
They’re both fucking liars…
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What was that? The Bush Administration was wrong again on social policy?
No way!!!??
Educate Yourself:
Will Obama End “War on Drugs”? – Truthout.org
Medical Marijuana Patient Protection Act Reintroduced In Congress – NORML.org
Heal Yourself:
Grateful Meds (Tell ‘em Jacky sent you!!)
Photo courtesy of: CrazyShit.com
Chris Brown and Rihanna were both at the basketball game last night.
They both sat on opposites sides of the basketball court. Do you care?
I didn’t think so…
Lil Wayne is buying a mansion in Hollywood and word is Nivea and
Lauren London are moving in. Do you still think Lil Wayne is gay?
Usher and Temeka are not getting a divorce but he is fucking around on
her. Isn’t he? Usher should do what Lil Wayne has done and
live with both of his women.
1. It’s cheaper
2. It’s not cheating
3. It’s more productive.
I did this before and highly recommend this lifestyle. Ask Hugh Hefner…
Yung Joc is bad again and it’s all about Diddy. Joc said he’s
going to diss Diddy and this time he’s going to tell it all. Hey Joc: I don’t believe you!!! You’re a coward dude… you aren’t going to do it,
I dare you…
Keyshia Cole and Boobie Gibson are dating…. and Keyshia is in love. Know
why? Keyshia got Boobie’s name tattooed on her left shoulder. Is
Keyshia Cole a sucka for love?
An HIV Outbreak hit the porn industry; 16 people tested positive. This is in addition to
problems with herpes and other STD’s. Fucking with a porn star is like playing Russian roulette.
Isn’t it? I’m not going to do it anymore… I swear!!!
Kelis claims she not the chic on the porn tape contrary to what I pointed out HERE; is Kelis nuts?
First she admits to the tape then she’s claims it’s not her.
In her defense, some of us did put out the wrong picture; but who cares?
Kelis did do a sex-tape; and I know all about it…
Jim Jones says he confronted Jay Z and that it’s true Jimmy is on
Twitter again. This time Jim says he ran up on Jay Z and Jay ran off.
Jim also said Jay was with Tata…
Jimmy let us all know that he thinks Jay Z is a old-ass sucka.
Jimmy said he was mobb’in and when Jay saw his 300 Spartan he was ghost.
Wasn’t the Spartan army gay?
Adam Lambert confirms that he is gay. Tell us something new Adam…
We already knew that. Didn’t we? Isn’t it nice to finally be yourself!?
Nivea was on the phone doing a radio interview and guess what? Nivea said she’s pregnant with Lil Wayne’s baby. Isn’t Lauren London pregnant too? Buss this!!!
Didn’t Wayne just have a baby with an Asian chic last year? I was told Lil Wayne was the man who took Lauren London’s virginity.
Maybe Lil Wayne is trying to be a Rastafarian, meaning he doesn’t believe in sexual protection. Now I’m hearing Wayne is engaged to Nivea. Get this!!!
Both Nivea and Lauren London are giving birth this coming September. Do you still think Lil Wayne’s gay?
-Guru Jacky
Get this: everybody was sayin’ Lebron James is the best. Matter of fact when the Houston
Rockets were playing the Lakers I heard people saying ” Kobe needs
Shaq”.
I personally called my attorney Ronald Richards and told him to
warm up the Batmobile (a.k.a. The Bentley Phantom).
We went to the game just to boo Ron Artest and I must say I smoke purple, I wore
purple and gold, and I was truly the sharpest.
Ask John Singleton he was there!
Guess what? We defeated the Rockets that night and the
rest is history. Meanwhile Cleveland Cavaliers already defeated
whoever they played. Who cares? The team Cleveland played was shit. I
can’t remember the team’s name… see how important winning is?
This dude it totally nuts. Know why? Dude bought a chain worth $410,000.
Wasn’t T-Pain Dad’s on the internet saying that he was broke? T-Pain’s
dad was asking his son for financial help.
Did he help his poor old dad? No. Guess T-Pain don’t care too much about him.
Does he? Did you know this guy has 32 cars? By the way Warren
Buffet, the richest man in a America owns one vehicle. No one can tell
you how to spend your money can they? But if you can spend that type
of money on a necklace your grandchildren, Children should have a
secure trust fund. T-Pain’s chain weights 10lbs and it totally looks
ridiculous; could the Minister Louis Farrakhan have a talk with the
guy?
What does Spike Lee think? Since Jay Z killed auto-tune could
T-Pain go away too?
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