Charles Says:
October 24th, 2009 at 11:05
Condoleezza Rice Won’t Be Alone at Uncle Toms Cabin

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Clarance Thomas is on the way to his home away from home. He is Joining Michael Steele, Larry Elder, America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley, and General Colin Powell.

Clarance is one of the biggest house negroes to walk on American soil. He’s the one who wanted to take the case of President Obama’s citizenship. Clarance questioned whether Obama is an American. He’s a silly negro.

He cannot wait to to spent some quality time in Uncle Tom’s Cabin. He is greeted by the Cabin’s Landlord Sean Hannity. At the Cabin, Clarance will learn how to Riverdance and he will also learn to enjoy killing wild animals. Republicans call this hunting. Clarance Thomas doesn’t want to hear about Black History Month he’s spending sometime at the Fox retreat at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

HSK is  planning a HUGE celebration for Bush’s last day!

• If you plan on having a party for this highly anticipated day at your home or office send us some pictures. We want every state and every city to participate in our celebration of the departure of President Bush. Get the whistles, party hats, wine, and beer together and celebrate!!!!!!
• The craziest looking party will win a Nintendo Wii.  More to come from Jacky on that one…
• 2nd best party picture gets lunch for the office courtesy of Jacky! ha
• 3rd best party picture will receive a life-size Barack Obama inflatable doll. (HSK strongly discourages using this doll to beat republicans with in the street)

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