Night Court is very confusing tonight. Both parties don’t understand what is going on. Robin Rihanna Fenty is missing. She was in Mexico looking sad and now she’s at Puffy’s house with Chris.

Judge Kawasaki wants an explanation. He asks Gloria Allred. Gloria is wearing an Alexander McQueen dress with matching shoes.

{Gloria} Your honor my client appears to be missing. She’s awol you honor.

{Judge Kawasaki} Do you have any ideas where she might be?

{Gloria} Yes I do, She’s at Puffy’s mansion in Miami.

{Judge Kawasaki} Puffy’s here I saw him dancing in the hallway. Where’s Chris Brown?

{Mark Geragos stands up} Your honor Rihanna and my client Chris Brown are both at Puffy’s house
Judge Kawasaki orders the courtroom’s bailiff to escort Sean P Diddy Combs out of the courthouse, Then the Judge speaks to the court.

{Judge Kawasaki} Gloria your client is not here and neither is yours Mark. Thanks to Puffy you guys are screwed!

{Mark Geragos} Rihanna loves Chris! Young people make mistakes you honor.

{Gloria} Rihanna is crazy. I’ll have a good talk with her judge. She’ll understand she has a great opportunity to be the next Tina Turner

{Glaye King screams out from the audience} If Rihanna takes him back she’s foolish and she will show she’s not a good role model for the kids! and I still hate Chris…

{Judge Kawasaki} ORDER IN THE COURT! (more…)

Yesterday in Night Court, Wade Robson was on the stand being question by Gloria Allred. Gloria is accusing the choreographer Wade Robson of being an Xtacy dealer.

Mark Geragos Chris Brown’s attorney is talking to his client as Judge Kawasaki enters the courtroom they all rise. Judge Kawasaki tells Gloria Allred to proceed with the matter before the court. Gloria looks at Wade as she sits behind the courtroom desk and asks, “Wade Do you sell drugs Mr. Robson? Do you? because you can’t support yourself on a choreographer salary can you?”

{Wade} Mrs. Allred I don’t know Chris Brown like that. I really don’t know him. I am a fan of his. I hate seeing him again under these suspicions. I really do.

{Gloria} You are the fan of a monster? Did you know he was beating on Rihanna Fenty?

{Wade} No

{Gloria} Guess you didn’t know he was assaulting Rihanna Fenty while she was pregnant did you Mr Robson?

{Wade breaks down in tears and cry’s out} I didn’t… I didn’t…. I didn’t know!

{Gloria} You didn’t know he tried to shower her with gifts after his vicious assault on her?”

{Wade still crying} I didn’t…. I didn’t…. I am a fan!

{Gloria gets up from behind the desk and walks over to Mr Wade who’s on the witness stand} Are you a fan of this monster Mr Wade? Are you a fan of a man who will do this to a woman?

(Gloria shows Wade the TMZ pictures of Rihanna)

{Gloria} ARE YOU A FAN OF THIS TRAILER PARK RAISED ANGER MANAGEMENT TAKING MONSTER?
{Gloria pointing to Chris} ARE YOU?

{Wade, crying tears, his eyes are red and puffy} I am not a fan…. I am not a fan…. You are right he’s a monster!

{Gloria} Does Chris Brown do Xtacy?

{Mark Geragos screams} Objection your honor! Objection!! (more…)

Today in Night Court Mark Geragos will cross examine Sean “Jay Z” Carter.

{Mark Geragos} Judge Kawasaki, I would like to tell the court before my cross examination of Sean Carter that Robin Rihanna Fenty has been calling my client Chris Brown all day. Rihanna wants Chris back your honor. Now I would like to cross examine Mr Carter.

{Judge Kawasaki} Mr. Geragos please proceed.

{Mark Geragos} Mr Carter, were you dating Rihanna Fenty? Were you?

{Sean Carter} This has nothing to do with Chris hitting Rihanna.

{Mr Geragos} You didn’t answer my question. Mr. Carter, were you or were you not dating Rihanna Fenty?

{Sean Carter} That question has nothing to do with Mr Brown putting hands on my artist.

{Mr Geragos} Shouts across the courtroom, “did you or did you not give Rihanna herpes?”

Tune in tomorrow for another episode of Night Court where Mr Geragos amplifys the courtroom. Will the rap mogul Sean Carter lose his cool?
Who will they call next to the stand?

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