Tony Roma (the bullshit quarterback from the Dallas Cowboys) is defecating all over Jessica’s Simpson’s good name…
Do you all wanna know what this bullshit quarterback did to Jessica? You all must remember I’m talking about a guy who will never bring his team to win a Super Bowl!

Buss this!!! Tony lives in a gated community and he banned Jessica from ever coming over. He’s acting a lot like Samantha Ronson; in other words he’s acting like a complete lesbian.

He made a sign and placed it on his gate that said,

“RED ALERT!!! TONY HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN…JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.”

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Lindsay is getting dogged out again and it’s not just by the media. If your guess was Samantha Ronson you made a wise assumption ‘cuz it was!
Samantha threw all Lindsay’s clothes on the street when her other girlfriend Drea De Matteo came over to the house…Samantha Ronson acts just llike a fucking nicca doesn’t she?
It’s plain for all of us to see that Sam can have her cake and she can eat it too because Lindsay keeps coming back for more…doesn’t she?

I’m genuinely concerned for Lindsay and her well being…it’s bad enough that she’s already a ginger…that’s enough to deal with in itself…
Can somebody  just give her this telephone number…1800-273-8255. It’s the suicide hotline number…thanks!

-Guru Jacky

Lindsay Lohan is totally out of control…think I said this many times before…didn’t I?
This chic is making bad decisions mane.
She turned down the role that Heather Graham played in the movie The Hangover…
That role would of brought back Lindsay’s dying career…What was she thinking?

My guess and it’s a good one: Lindsay wanted to stay with her lover Samantha Ronson…
Filming the movie Hangover would of taken time away from her and that monster dick!
Now I’m hearing Lindsay is stealing again…this time she stole sunless spray tan.
Ask Jennifer Sunday. She’s suing Lindsay for stealing the formula…
Lindsay is just like her dad Michael…Isn’t she…

-Guru Jacky

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are engaged. Guess how I found out?
‘Cuz Lindsay is running around showing everybody the engagement ring.

Jay Z and the rest of the Summer Jam fans buried auto-tune last night.
T-Pain was there, I wonder how he felt?

Usher is cheating on his wife Tameka; know why? ‘Cuz Usher was seen
checking out of a hotel with a chic name Grace. Does Usher have a
thang for cougars? Grace is 42.

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Lindsay Lohan is a stalker. Lindsay waits outside of Samantha Ronson’s home and when Sam arrives, Lindsay rushes into Samantha’s garage and guess what? Lindsay starts yelling and crying in Samantha’s home. Sources say Lindsay does this type of stuff on a regular bases to Samantha. Is Samantha Ronson a pimp?

Amber Rose is a groupie, Kanye should be ashamed of himself; know why? Amber Rose was fucking Cassidy. He’s the rapper from Philly. Word is while Kanye was away recording Amber was out whoring; don’t believe me ask Kanye!
The relationship is over. Kanye got smart and dumped Amber. Guess who’s going back to the pole?

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Lindsay is a good bitch she listens to Sam very well. For those who don’t know whats up, Samantha Ronson is Lindsay partner.

Fuck it! They are boyfriend and girlfriend. They are a couple and couples have problems as such is life.

Word hit the news stands Monday morning that Sam and Lindsay broke up. It was one of my 2009 predictions. People were emailing me since Sam and Lindsey went at each other on NYE. My scouts were telling me they broke up. Nonetheless, I didn’t believe it so I didn’t blog it.

When I tell you it’s over then you know it’s over. I got the best scouts in the business. They didn’t break up Sam’s got game. She told Lindsay, ” bitch you better tell the world that we are still together, Lindsay you better put it on your website. Write a good blog bitch.”

Lindsay did exactly what she was told. Sam if you keep pimpin like this I’ll have no choice but to introduce you to the Bishop Don Jaun.

Pimp’in is a art and it’s fun to see chic’s getting in on the action. This is all a part of your climb up the Ladder Of $ucce$$

Jacky: 60:03

1. More grown adults will move back home into their mothers house.

2. Less people will be watching the Fox News.

3. The crime rate will rise, more decent people will turn to crime (shoplifting, prostitution,robberies, anything   money related)

4. Expect more businesses to declare bankruptcy.

5. Black kids will start to form bands, the days of dudes being on stage grabbing their nuts talking tuff is done.

6. All the thinkers, the creative people, the people with talent, the people who are not lazy will be successful.

7. More and more people are going to think that the world is coming to and end, they are wrong, more religious fanatics expect it.

8. Less people will be moving into America to live (mexcians) and more people will be moving out of America (Americans.)

9. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson will break up (who cares)

10. White people will get to know who the fuck Katt Williams is.
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