You know those blow-up dolls that are frequently used in comedy sketches? You can also spot them on the shelves of porn shops, near the sex toys. Well, the days of the blow-up doll are long gone. That’s because there’s a new and improved version of the blow-up doll, called a “sexbot.” It’s like something out of a sci-fi flick, and it’s fucking sick and hilarious!

For a cool $9,000, loser owners of the life-sized sex robot called “Roxxxy,” can get their rocks off with the mechanical doll; customize the robotic bitch’s race, hair color and breast size to their liking; and even program their new toy to say things they want to hear…WTF!!!

The mechanical fuck toy made its debut in Sin City at this past weekend’s AVN Adult Entertainment Expo. Its inventor, Douglas Hines says the first of its kind sex robot is about to take the sex toy industry by storm. “She can’t vacuum, she can’t cook but she can do almost anything else if you know what I mean,” Hines said. “She’s a companion. She has a personality. She hears you. She listens to you. She speaks. She feels your touch. She goes to sleep. We are trying to replicate a personality of a person.” (more…)

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