Hey what happened? Why aren’t some of my girlfriends getting at me? What… I’m not handsome enough? Am I under weight?
Am I a horrible lover? What is it… Maybe it’s because I’m all about me?

Is it because when the chic’s are talking I cut them off and talk all about my accomplishments?

Could it be that I judge them from the low life men they have dated and don’t want my name to be affiliated with such trash?
Most likely they want somethin’ and I do have it but not for them…not even dick.

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