Pastor Mase is back to rappin’ on the microphone for his old boss Sean ” Puff Daddy” Combs…
What a loser Mase is!? What kind of a church was he running? It wasn’t a church mane… It was a cult…
Mase is dam near retarded – the boy cannot speak properly…Who would make Mase their pastor?
Things are not quite working out for him these days – first and foremost his television show was a total flop! His straight life is driving him nuts…
This jerk even has the nerve and the audacity to perform marriage ceremonies…as if he’s a real pastor but we all know that he’s not.
Mase is a total con-man but Puffy is his master…Didn’t the followers of Mase’s bogus church congregation know?

Jennifer Lopez and the people over at American Idol are talking and negotiating a deal for her to replace Paula Abdul…
Wait a minute… the same people over at American Idol who are trying to negotiate a deal with Jennifer are also trying to workout a deal with Victoria Beckham!?
These two ladies can’t sing or dance…am I missing something?
Paula Abdul has way more talent than Jennifer and Victoria when it comes to music. Randy Jackson knows this but do you care? No. All of you would watch American Idol if Jennifer was a judge and I’m not surprised…know why? ‘Cuz none of you care about the music… all the viewers care about is who looks good and what Randy and Simon and Ryan were wearing? Thongs…Those guys are gay. You guys are all totally disgusting – just like the folks over at American Idol and I’ll tell you this: The music business will never recover because of shows like American Idol…know why? ‘Cuz it’s fake just like Jennifer’s and Victoria’s titties mane…

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DJ Unk lost all his shit mane! Someone stole his bag which contained all his jewelry and other costly items…
Word is it was members from Black Wall Street who did the mission…Unk is so pissed he swore revenge…
Newsflash DJ Unk: If nicca’s from California got your shit consider it gone mane…and they will welcome your revenge attempts!
Know why? We live for that type of excitement mane…
Hey Unk: Don’t trip… them hood-nicca’s might sell your stuff back to you…keep checking YouTube.com

Simon Cowell  got $36 million dollars for his part in American Idol last year. His contract expires next May…
Now Fox is offering Simon $144 millon to stay on deck. Fox is spending a lot money to keep real music suppressed aren’t they!
Simon Cowell doesn’t know anything about music so why is Fox spending so much money to keep him as a judge?
‘Cuz a lot people love the character Simon  portrays…but it has nothing to do with music!
Hold on I’m going to say a prayer…

Please god let something happen to the person’s hand who’s writing the check for Simon Cowell…
Please almighty make Simon and his silly show go away. I promise I’ll be good.
Amen.

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Recently, a viral video of a recent Britain’s Got Talent contestant has been spreading across the internet.

What first appears to be an funny older woman, then silences the laughs from the audience as she begins to sing!

Her voice is amazing, and I’m guessing she could probably make a killing on the Broadway circuit and for films and etc.

I don’t see her becoming the next Britney Spears obviously, but maybe thats a good thing – unless she makes a sex tape.

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• Solange got punched in the face in Austin Texas by a drunken fan. Good job dude. The drunken fan was later seen laughing about the incident. Why didn’t he get visuals? ASSHOLE!!!

• TLC T Boz and Chili and getting back together. They won’t tell you this but they are broke and they need the show money, who cares? Who’s going to that concert? No one in America that’s why the shows are in Japan.

• SIMON COWELL: This asshole Simon said Bobby Brown is the rudest person he ever met. What a liar. His ex-girlfriend Terri Seymour was the rudest.  She took 9 million from him.

• RACHEL ROY & DAMON DASH: This couple is calling it quits, why? Is it because Dame is broke? Chics are only around when you got the bread, Dame.  Doesn’t he know this?

• OMARION: This dude is married. I wonder why.  Is it because of the Raz B and Chris Stokes rumors? or is it because he’s just a trick? His wife is a former stripper and word is she never paid him a dime. Omarion was a customer cuz he’s a trick nigga.

• TRICK DADDY: I was wondering why Trick was looking so fucked up in his photos lately. NEWSFLASH Trick Daddy is suffering from Lupus.

• LIL SCRAPPY: Scrappy is signing to Ludacris. He’s going to be on Luda’s label DTP… Who cares?

My 19 yr old girlfriend is trying on some dance outfits. It’s her Summer Job, she starts stripping tonight and she’s excited….. gotta go. Hooray For Hollywood!!!

Last time in Night Court Gloria Allred made Wade Robson, the choreographer break down and cry. He denied being a fan and friend to Chris Brown. Gloria is not yet satisfied. She wants a confession from Wade Robson. She wants to know, does Chris Brown do Xtacy?

Tonight Gloria is wearing her Gucci skirt with shoes to match. Her jewelry of choice Rose Gold (necklace with matching bracelet). Judge Kawasaki gives the word to proceed as he strikes his gavel.

{Judge Kawasaki} Proceed Mrs. Allred.

Gloria ,in Wade Robson’s face, she has blood in her eyes. She knows this guy Wade is a push over. She is going in for the kill. Mark Geragos disapproves of her questioning. He is highly upset and Chris looks quite nervous, but it’s Gloria’s turn. She screams at Wade.

{Gloria} Are you Chris Brown’s Xtacy dealer Wade?
Wade Robson is totally destroyed from Gloria’s questioning, he’s rubbing his hands and tapping his feet.

{Wade} We all party, it’s the entertainment business Mrs. Allred, but Chris never partied with me.

{Gloria} We all party. What do you mean by that Mr. Robson? Do you mean you all do drugs?

{Wade} I can’t speak for everyone but everyone knows it’s Hollywood, Mrs. Allred
Wade is looking at the clock on the courthouse wall. Judge Kawasaki notices this and say’s to Wade, “do you have some where to go Mr. Robson?”

{Wade} No you honor.

{Judge Kawasaki} Well stop eyeballin the clock boy and pay attention.
Wade is so scared he wishes he can call one of his friends like Randy Jackson or Simon Cowell for support. The tension is destroying Wade.

{Wade} Yes sir, I won’t do it again

{Judge Kawasaki} Gloria proceed with your questioning.
Gloria looks at Wade with total disgust on her face and ask.

{Gloria} So you are admitting that you all do drugs aren’t you Wade? Tell us all about the Mitsubishi Xtacy pills that you all take when you dance with your water bottles. (Screaming) TELL US!

{Mark Geragos screaming} Objection your honor. This has nothing to do with my client.

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CHIC OF THE YEAR
Goes to Teri Seymour, she did it. Teri made 9 million dollars, Simon Cowell paid her and he paid her well. Teri Seymour I am proud of you and she never had to take her clothes off. She is living proof that you don’t have to be a whore. She has no nude pictures, no sex tape, and she keeps her shit private. Teri Seymour has class.

MAN OF THE YEAR
Goes to Chris Brown, he took out Usher, Justin Timberlake, and any other pop dude that wanted his lane. Chic’s dig him and he’s talented. He’s been heeding my advice as well, so my prediction is that Chris Brown will be much smoother in the new year. He’ll have a new image, he’ll be a polished act. In 2009 Chris Brown’s new image will be invincible, he’ll will show talent with class.

WOMAN OF THE YEAR
Goes to Oprah Winfrey. She backed Barack Obama from day one. She’s very wise, And she’s a woman of class.

RAPPER OF THE YEAR
Goes to Lil Wayne. He sold the most records and he’s going to win a Grammy for it. He’s like me, he’s a Libra. He’s got class, he’s fuckin wit u.
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