Someone over at Borders bookstore called the office and invited me down to the store to get a free Karrine Steffans book last week.
So Teddy and I took a drive over to Borders at Sunset and Vine to receive my new autographed book The Vixen Manual…
Karrine autographed my book, wished me well, and I wish I could return the same favor in regards to her book but I can’t…

After reading one chapter of this ridiculous book I came to an instant conclusion – It must be destroyed!
This book goes against all my teachings so I will not allow or promote this book to any of my female constituents…

By the way some of my readers got pissed at me for even taking a picture with Karrine! You guys are the worst – but how can I go against my readers? They know what’s best and so do I that’s why I decided to burn Karrine ” Superhead ” Steffans book, “The Vixen Manual”. I highly recommend this book to the loser chics the girls you’ll never see me with!
Hey its a best seller so some of you people like this book and I’m sure it’s the same people who would watch a cheesy porno by Kim Kardashian! Don’t get mad at me for burning Karrine’s book ‘cuz I’m doing society a major favor…know why? It’s bad for the kids and for the chics who support my lavish lifestyle…
Please don’t get all “ACLU” on me about this – much like snuff films – this book isn’t protected – it’s got no artistic value.

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Johnny Hollywood is a complete asshole…know why? He fronts!
Johnny buys all the girls drinks @ the club and yet he’s broke…ask his parents; whom do you think pays his bills?

His coke habit is rather expensive and local pawn shops around the Sunset and Vine area know him by first name…
Johnny is 3 months back in rent and his family doesn’t even have a clue about his new lifestyle -his landlord does though!
Who do you think is going to tell his parents? Johnny refuses to move back to Ohio – I wonder why? Is it because he’s a complete failure and guilty of wasting his parents hard earned money? Maybe it could it be that Johnny is totally hooked on Hollywood?

The truth of the matter is that Hollywood doesn’t want Johnny but he refuses to see this…ask the BMW dealers in N. Hollywood… when was Johnny’s last car payment? U can call 818-766-6134 and ask for yourself – they’ll tell you….

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