2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH 2010
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple…
Today at Fox News headquarters, John Gibson wrapped the show, and walked off of the set, before running into Brian Wilson. “Hey Brian, can I talk to you for a minute?” John asked. Brian turned around. “Sure what’s the problem, John?” Brian inquired. John looked Brian dead in his eyes. “Do you think that Catherine Herridge is a lesbian?” John asked. Brian eyes peered right back at John’s. “We’re all republicans around here and if she is, Catherine will have to follow the same policies of the Army’s – Don’t Ask Don’t Tell,” Brian said. “But, why do you ask?” “Last Saturday was Ronald Reagan’s birthday…I thought about him all day, and I know he wouldn’t approve of such anti-Christian acts,” John said. Brian nodded his head. “But, Just like we have token Latinos and Negroes, we also have token gays and lesbians here at Fox. Know why? It’s all business John,” Brian reasoned.
Meanwhile in California, Travis “Schleprok” McCoy was sporting a pair of Dickies shorts, a lumber jack shirt and a pair of Chuck Taylor’s, when he decided to part from his band “Gym Class Heroes”. His decision sparked McCoy to put his knapsack on his back and grabbed his personalized skateboard before leaving the studio, in search of a place where he knows he belongs. (more…)
This year was all about Michael Jackson…at least Jamie Foxx and the people over at BET would like for us to think so…
Jamie and the Michael Jackson’s outfits was not quite cutting it…I was totally embarrassed for Jamie…
Here’s a recap:
New Edition opened the awards show and they performed well but their vocals were kinda weak…
Keri Hilson performed but it was all show… Keri acted like she sold a 100 million records and performed with 10 choreographed dancers…Keri also lip synced…
Soulja Boy performed and the people knew his song… I didn’t. More power to him.
Neyo did his thing and I enjoyed his performance…know why? Neyo can sing mane…
Beyonce performed and I must say she looked beautiful but she was putting me to sleep!
This dude it totally nuts. Know why? Dude bought a chain worth $410,000.
Wasn’t T-Pain Dad’s on the internet saying that he was broke? T-Pain’s
dad was asking his son for financial help.
Did he help his poor old dad? No. Guess T-Pain don’t care too much about him.
Does he? Did you know this guy has 32 cars? By the way Warren
Buffet, the richest man in a America owns one vehicle. No one can tell
you how to spend your money can they? But if you can spend that type
of money on a necklace your grandchildren, Children should have a
secure trust fund. T-Pain’s chain weights 10lbs and it totally looks
ridiculous; could the Minister Louis Farrakhan have a talk with the
guy?
What does Spike Lee think? Since Jay Z killed auto-tune could
T-Pain go away too?
Total Kaos…. Who’s this guy. I don’t know him but T-Pain does and this dude Kaos is totally pissed.
Kaos is saying T-Pain stole his song.
Kaos is name calling in a big way. He called T-Pain a bitch, a pussy and a faggot. This nobody nigga called T-Pain every name in the book. He even told T-Pain he can’t (more…)
T-Pain’s dad is highly upset for something we already know. What is this that we already know you ask? That Akon’s a low life thief.
I didn’t know this but Akon is a Muslim. Did you know? Couldn’t tell by the way he carries himself like a man of the world. Don’t you think so? Anyways this guy Akon gives out bogus contracts. You don’t believe me, just ask T-Pain’s dad he’ll tell you. Akon robs his own black people.
T- Pain’s dad said Akon sends in his little brother Bu to do all his dirty work. T-Pain’s dad also said the little boy Bu sold his son a bunch of false dreams and he is pissed. Pain’s dad is so upset he wants some paper and he can’t get any. Didn’t his son just sign Gym Class Heroes? Hate to see what that contract looks like.
Where’s the money? T-Pain’s dad said that Un-Islamic bastard Akon wants all the money, chic’s and car’s. He said Akon wants EVERYTHING!!
HSK already told you that Akon is a high class HOUSE NIGGA. Like GW, he don’t care about black people!
10. Goes to Akon - He worked hard on making the word Convict cool. He has a video named Paid with all black girls. And the only white girl in the video is a blonde. The blonde in this video is the boss bitch over the black chics. I didn’t watch the whole video, I got sick. He’s from Africa but he won’t speak out loud, or revolt in song about the crimes against his continent. He has a platform and a voice that would be heard. Is he waiting on Bono to sing that song? He would rather audition for the role of the Black James Bond.
9. Goes to Whoopi Goldberg – She’s not getting number 9 because she changed her last name to Goldberg. I respect that, it’s game. Whoopi got game but she fucked up years ago when she was dating Ted Danson he appeared at the Friars roast blackface . Cracking black racist jokes, brian Gumble was disgusted. Ted was tagged a racist and Whoopi came to Ted’s defense and said she wrote all the jokes and it was her idea. Fuck you Whoopi you are a house niggette.
8. Goes to Wayne Brady – Most black people didn’t even know who the fuck he was and then he did an appearance on the Dave Chappelle Show. That’s when the black community got hip to Wayne Brady. Wayne Brady is the perfect house nigga, he can tap dance, he likes to smile, and he is harmless. He’s the perfect HOUSE BOY.
7.Goes to Michael Jackson – Not because of his surgery or because of his former fat ugly white wife he supposedly got pregnant. I’m not mad at him for having mulatto kids but the kids Michael and Debbie had are full white, not because of that, and not because when he was asked during apartheid to perform in South Africa. He didn’t say NO, Michael said, “I’ll ask my lawyers to see if it’s okay”, not because of that either. He get’s a easy number 7 for dancing with the untalented boy band N Sync. This happened a Few years ago on MTV, white folks took it as he passed the torch to Justin Timberfake. Michael is now a Muslim. I truly hope this religion helps him, he’s now auctioning belongings. Is Michael going broke, or is Michael fed up, of living the material life ?
You would have not believed me if I told you this. So here’s a picture for those who need to see to believe.
This is fucked up, The city of Hollywood got a handicap dude polishing the celebrity stars. I am happy that the handicap dude is getting a check but it don’t look right.
People walk by and look down on him. It truly hurts me, I am fucking disgusted by the sight of this.
The kids are seeing this. Does anyone care?
Next to T-Pain this is one of the worst things I saw in 2008.
Ridiculing the disabled will get you nowhere on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$
T-Pain’s dad is highly upset for something we already know. What is this that we already know you ask? That Akon’s a low life thief.
