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Solange is still on Geffen records! She didn’t get dropped…are you kiddin me? Mathew Knowles keeps a tight watch on this girl now I guess cuz Beyonce is married and not giving him all her money…

On Turkish television some asshole reporter decided to go black face on screen. A segment producer actually condoned this guy putting black makeup on to discuss President Barack Obama, I can’t believe the nerve of this guy. Don’t white people (more…)

It’s 9am on a Wednesday, and I’m late for a meeting. Please get the fuck out my way.

Don’t you retarded fucks have something better to do than peddle this fallacial hocus-pocus mind control on the street?

Its 9am on a Wednesday, get a fucking job bitch.

-Teddy

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TeddyRevolution made one stop in West Hollywood….. 2 ounces of Cocaine, 10 grams of MDMA, 1/2 Ounce of Mushrooms, 5 lids of Kush, 20 xanax, and 50 vicodine in his brief case his limo is now heading FULL SPEED towards Vegas. Don’t mind the two little sluts trading turns as ass and mouth. They’re just part of the HIGH!

While all the dudes are telling their wives they are at CES, Teddy will be packing’em tight at the AVN!

Full reports next week…..

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Gingers really weird me out.

Our intern’s cousin’s basketball coach told her in the 1950s during the UFO/Alien Frenzy they had to live underground!

He was later arrested for allegedly running the largest rub-n-tug and asian prostitution ring in western PA history!

So this week’s most notable ginger was Lynsey Lohan!

WOOO. Congrats Lynsey.

Topics inlcuded “being at the beach” and “looks for house in Dubai“.

Wow PerezHilton, way to report on those hard-to-get stories!

-Teddy Revolution

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I got the kush sweetheart. This kid’s bringin’ you oregano from the produce isle at Ralph’s.

(I rarely do this, but I had to double-handle this topic.)

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