Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist.

If it wasn’t for you, I don’t think I could have gotten through the last 10 months of 2008.

There’s been alotta controversy with this site lately, but I think the whole “Craigslist is morally unacceptable” thing is bullshit.

It should be tossed aside with the likes of other common misconceptions, like Clay Aiken is straight, Oprah Winfrey never snorted Coke, Drunk-Driving is Illegal, and STD’s are real!

Click through for the full report!

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CLICK HERE TO BE REMINDED HOW MUCH BETTER YOUR LIFE IS THAN SOME PEOPLE’S

Some people may think two blogs in a row about Megan Fox is over-kill.

I think those people should suck a dick.

I do what I want.

HSK is  planning a HUGE celebration for Bush’s last day!

• If you plan on having a party for this highly anticipated day at your home or office send us some pictures. We want every state and every city to participate in our celebration of the departure of President Bush. Get the whistles, party hats, wine, and beer together and celebrate!!!!!!
• The craziest looking party will win a Nintendo Wii.  More to come from Jacky on that one…
• 2nd best party picture gets lunch for the office courtesy of Jacky! ha
• 3rd best party picture will receive a life-size Barack Obama inflatable doll. (HSK strongly discourages using this doll to beat republicans with in the street)

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So the story you’re about to read comes from a man who only left his name as “Scared in Wisconsin”.

I feel bad for you bro. I really do. Im gonna send you some of Jacky’s tee-shirts and some CD’s and hell maybe a hundred bucks

Here is a brief excerpt from a letter I recently recieved from a regular reader of HSK:

Dear God,

I know we havent spoke in many years, I know I’ve sinned and I know I’ve cursed your name, but please get me out of this situation and I’ll go to church everyday!!!!

1 HOUR Earlier….

I was feeling really down on my luck and decided to grab a bitch off craigslist. I never realized as I hungup the phone quite excited to be awaiting St. Paul’s hottest blonde on the internet, I just made my worst mistake…

We fooled around for a bit and she started breathing heavy. Something seemed wrong, the nasal, soft, frog like weaving almost didn’t sound….human.  She eventually got up and skipped quickly back to the bathroom and slammed the door. After about 30 minutes I knew I wasn’t just paranoid from all the glass she made me smoke,  she really must have been far from an average girl…something was wrong with her!

Ten long minutes later I mustered up the balls to just open the bathroom door….I stood there scarried and shitting my pants Teddy. I didnt even know what I was looking at.

What seemed like another ten whole minutes of just standing there frozen like ice, my roomate walked in the house from work, walked over to me, pulled out his Iphone and took a picture. He smokes too much weed…..

Im not gonna post the resty of the story. Because well it only gets more fucked up.

But here is the “iphone” picture he sent along with the letter.

I’ve taken the liberty to highlight some of the odd things in this picture. Odd things besides the whole, THIS CHICK IS CLEARLY A BLOOD-SUCKING ALIEN!!!

I should have titled this blog “Criagslist Is Whack!!”

-TeddyRevolution