So the story you’re about to read comes from a man who only left his name as “Scared in Wisconsin”.

I feel bad for you bro. I really do. Im gonna send you some of Jacky’s tee-shirts and some CD’s and hell maybe a hundred bucks

Here is a brief excerpt from a letter I recently recieved from a regular reader of HSK:

Dear God,

I know we havent spoke in many years, I know I’ve sinned and I know I’ve cursed your name, but please get me out of this situation and I’ll go to church everyday!!!!

1 HOUR Earlier….

I was feeling really down on my luck and decided to grab a bitch off craigslist. I never realized as I hungup the phone quite excited to be awaiting St. Paul’s hottest blonde on the internet, I just made my worst mistake…

We fooled around for a bit and she started breathing heavy. Something seemed wrong, the nasal, soft, frog like weaving almost didn’t sound….human.  She eventually got up and skipped quickly back to the bathroom and slammed the door. After about 30 minutes I knew I wasn’t just paranoid from all the glass she made me smoke,  she really must have been far from an average girl…something was wrong with her!

Ten long minutes later I mustered up the balls to just open the bathroom door….I stood there scarried and shitting my pants Teddy. I didnt even know what I was looking at.

What seemed like another ten whole minutes of just standing there frozen like ice, my roomate walked in the house from work, walked over to me, pulled out his Iphone and took a picture. He smokes too much weed…..

Im not gonna post the resty of the story. Because well it only gets more fucked up.

But here is the “iphone” picture he sent along with the letter.

I’ve taken the liberty to highlight some of the odd things in this picture. Odd things besides the whole, THIS CHICK IS CLEARLY A BLOOD-SUCKING ALIEN!!!

I should have titled this blog “Criagslist Is Whack!!”

-TeddyRevolution