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Posts Tagged ‘Tina Turner’

JACKY JASPER HONORS THE LATE GREAT IKE TURNER, ON THE BLUES LEGEND’S BIRTHDAY

Thursday, November 5th, 2009
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I first met Ike Turner back in 2001, while I was orchestrating DVD deals. I was looking to land a deal including an Ike and Tina Turner performance, so I got his number from my pimp buddy, Rex. Rex was good friends with Ronnie Turner, Ike’s son. I called Ike, but he didn’t answer, so I left a message. Ike later told me that after he listened to my voice message, he decided that I sounded like a genuine person. That’s the only reason why Ike said he returned my phone call.

Before I met him in person, Ike sent two young ladies to my home to meet with me. He did this to find out if I proved to be a trustworthy person. The two ladies would later return to Ike (with good news, in my favor), and confirm that I was in fact cool. Not long after, Ike and I hooked up. We ended up becoming so cool with one another, that Ike even told me “I wish my son’s were like you”.

After we wrapped the Ike and Tina Turner DVD deal, we stayed in touch. We’d vibe off each other’s music. One day, Ike said to me, “You got good music and I like your rapp’in but you look like a singer man…you should try singing.” He later introduced me to BLUES music, and asked me if I liked it. To tell you the truth, I wasn’t into it. But out of respect for Ike, I listened. “Let’s record an album together,” Ike said. “I’m working on a new album and I want you to be on it.” I was so shocked – I was like, “Yeah let’s do it!” And, before I knew it, we were recording an album together. That album later landed Ike his last Grammy. (more…)

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LIFE LESSONS WITH UNCLE IKE!!

Sunday, November 1st, 2009
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THURSDAY’S HAND-JOB’S

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009
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Rihanna is in Hawaii shooting her new video. White people- your new Tina Turner is back to pollute the airwaves with more garbage.

Kelly Rowland is Matthew Knowles lovechild. This rumor just hit the streets and I don’t believe it. Beyonce and Kelly were lovers not sisters.

Jim Jones’ fiance Chrissy (the one Max-B got on camera phone doing whatever) she’s getting popular. Chrissy said she’s going to put hands on Khloe Kardashian…she’s  Kim’s fat sister with the puggy dog nose. Chrissy also said she’s going to smack the shit out of dolphin face Kourtney. Kourtney is Kim’s other sister. Chrissy thinks everybody wants Jim. This is promotion for Jimmy’s upcoming album.

Madonna got her new black baby. This Madonna chic is nuts …who’s supervising these adoptions?

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie are heading for a break up. At least he should run. Word is they’re arguing. Angelina doesn’t spend enough time with Brad. Doesn’t he know she’s an ambassador?

Natalie Cole needs a kidney. See how dangerous cocaine is? Ask Natalie Just Say No!!!

I gotta talk to Professor Griff. You remember him. He’s from the rap group Public Enemy. Griff’s on the phone and he wants me to know about Hustle Simmons, Jim Jones, Nelly, Q-Tipp and many more. I can’t wait.

Gotta go…

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Rihanna is a NO SHOW at court!!!!

Monday, March 2nd, 2009
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Night Court is very confusing tonight. Both parties don’t understand what is going on. Robin Rihanna Fenty is missing. She was in Mexico looking sad and now she’s at Puffy’s house with Chris.

Judge Kawasaki wants an explanation. He asks Gloria Allred. Gloria is wearing an Alexander McQueen dress with matching shoes.

{Gloria} Your honor my client appears to be missing. She’s awol you honor.

{Judge Kawasaki} Do you have any ideas where she might be?

{Gloria} Yes I do, She’s at Puffy’s mansion in Miami.

{Judge Kawasaki} Puffy’s here I saw him dancing in the hallway. Where’s Chris Brown?

{Mark Geragos stands up} Your honor Rihanna and my client Chris Brown are both at Puffy’s house
Judge Kawasaki orders the courtroom’s bailiff to escort Sean P Diddy Combs out of the courthouse, Then the Judge speaks to the court.

{Judge Kawasaki} Gloria your client is not here and neither is yours Mark. Thanks to Puffy you guys are screwed!

{Mark Geragos} Rihanna loves Chris! Young people make mistakes you honor.

{Gloria} Rihanna is crazy. I’ll have a good talk with her judge. She’ll understand she has a great opportunity to be the next Tina Turner

{Glaye King screams out from the audience} If Rihanna takes him back she’s foolish and she will show she’s not a good role model for the kids! and I still hate Chris…

{Judge Kawasaki} ORDER IN THE COURT! (more…)

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Fox News Jet Ferries Diahann Caroll to Uncle Toms Cabin

Friday, February 27th, 2009
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Diahann can’t take it anymore, she’s tired. She needs to take some time off. Being an old school black movie star has turned her confused.

Diahann Carroll is livid y’all. She doesn’t like the First Lady Michelle Obama. Diahann says  “Michelle ain’t no Jackie Onassis she dresses Walmart”.

Sean Hannity the Cabin’s landlord got word of this and instantly sent the Fox News jet to pick her up. Diahann was ready to go, her suitcases packed in 10 minutes. She boards the Fox News jet and arrives at the Cabin within 90 minutes.

Diahann is greeted by her other confused friends. People such as:

Larry “I hate everything black people do” Elder

Jesse “Jealous” Jackson

Colin “The fucking liar” Powell

The Born Again Christian Prince

Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry

Tiger “I am asian not black” Woods

Halle “I hate blackmen” Berry

Whoopi “I don’t need to see obama’s inauguration speech” Goldberg

Amy “The republican anal queen” Holmes

Wayne “I wish i could be Sammy Davis jr.” Brady

America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley

Diana “It’s time for me change into another gown” Ross,

Michael “I’m gonna get that black fella Obama” Steele

Clearance “I wear female underwear under my gown” Thomas

Lil “I changed my skin color and my nose, where’s my rich white guy” Kim

“I live off the white chic”, Seal

Bob “The house nigga” Johnson

Tina “got my ass beat for your attention” Turner (more…)

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Oprah Winfrey and Tina Turner Lesbian Relationship

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009
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Phil Spector to me is a perfect gentleman and a genius of music. To others including his kids he is a complete asshole.
I’ve met Phil Spector and I love this guy. Fuck you all, he’s not a murderer. Phil Spector never killed anybody! I said it, “you heard it from Jacky.”

Sure, he doesn’t like to pay. Phil keeps everything. No artist who ever worked with Phil received royalties. Only Ike Turner got paid from Phil Spector.

Only Ike, YOU HEARD!!!

Phil paid Ike Turner to record with Tina Turner. He paid Ike to sit out of the session. Phil respected Ike for that oh yes he did. That’s why he was at Ike’s funeral and he spoke on the pulpit. You wanna know what Phil said? I’ll tell you because I want to.

Phil said “Tina Turner is a liar.” To make a long story short Phil said, “Tina Turner and Oprah Winfrey were in a lesbian relationship.” He said this…. I didn’t …don’t get mad at Jacky. Phil said, “Oprah gave Tina the idea for the book “What’s Love Got Do With It.” Phil shouted from the pulpit that they had made our late friend Ike Turner the villan.

I love this guy I don’t care what his two sniveling sons have to say or the people he ripped off. Phil is a winner and you know it. Do you know why he’s not in jail?

Phil Spector is not in jail because he didn’t kill Lana Clarkson. I grieved for this woman Lana Clarkson and her family but my friend Phil is not a murder. He’s not- but he is crazy. Aren’t we all a little crazy?

I am saying if we were playing Russian Roulette you and I- and I placed 10k on the table with a pistol (by the way did I tell you that there’s only 1 bullet in the pistol) and you take this challenge. This is not the Pepsi challenge, this is the final level of game. You put the gun to your head. Now I’ve lost many times before tonight but this night I am going to win. I feel lucky because when you squeezed the trigger smoke came out. You are now dead.

Am I now a killer or am I a gambler? Maybe some of you will say I am both but a judge and my great lawyer from Beverly Hills with a jury of 12 will see my innocence.

That’s a lesson some of you might learn on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 6:36

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He’ll give you $10 to see your WHAT??

Saturday, January 10th, 2009
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The King Of Rock ‘n Roll you better believe it.
He’ll tell ya, just like he told me when I first met him (and every time after too.)

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Little Richard is crazy but that’s rock ‘n roll. I don’t know if he’s still living there, but forever he was staying at the Hyatt Hotel on Sunset. It’s call the rock ‘n roll Hyatt. He is driven around in the back seat of a Benz handing out signed bibles to male teenagers.

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