Paris Hilton was spotted being flat out dissed in Hollywood this week.

It happened at West Hollywood’s eatery Mauro’s.  That’s where the hotel heiress made her way over to a table where a pair of “Twilight” producers were lunching.  Sources kept a close eye on what transpired, and here’s how the conversation went down:

Paris: “Hi, I’m Paris Hilton, and I’d love to audition for one of the leads in your next sequel!”

Producers: “We’ll get back to you.”

Paris: “Everyone knows who I am…I’d bring lots of publicity!” (more…)

So we weren’t going to post these yesterday but Ashley’s laywers made all the other guys bow down and remove them. Thus, HSK feels obligated to give you guys the uncensored pictures.

Don’t worry – unlike the big guys that are corporate owned, we WON”T be taking them down.  Unless of course, Ashley wants to trade us for something better….we’ll let her decide.

-HSK

MORE UNCENSORED PICS AFTER THE JUMP!

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Girls are telling Jacky that Robert Pattinson (the Twilight so called” hunk”) doesn’t shower. Cast members on the set of his new movie are complaining that Robert smells like shit. They are highly upset and would like for Robert to have more class. Just a little bit of soap and water dude.

Isn’t he a sex symbol? Robert’s girlfriend Nina Schubert must like musky nutz and it ain’t Planters.

Pattinson says to this- that “he hasn’t even been to the set”.

I got the kush sweetheart. This kid’s bringin’ you oregano from the produce isle at Ralph’s.

(I rarely do this, but I had to double-handle this topic.)

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You’re pretty smart, ever thought about becoming a teacher?

Best,
MIA

Mia,

I had at one time planned on attending grad school to teach philosophy/political science at the university level.
I couldn’t ever teach “history” in high school though, as my ranting of the “real version” wouldn’t go over too well with retarded uneducated right-wing parents. Either would my endorsement of regulated pot instead of most prescription drugs.

Speaking of pot, look who likes the grass and is my new favorite girl in Hollywood. (more…)