Having missed the 2008 Miss Universe competition, but seeing her various sex tapes. I must conclude that her talent most definitely is SUCKING dick!
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Hey what happened? Why aren’t some of my girlfriends getting at me? What… I’m not handsome enough? Am I under weight?
Am I a horrible lover? What is it… Maybe it’s because I’m all about me?
Is it because when the chic’s are talking I cut them off and talk all about my accomplishments?
Could it be that I judge them from the low life men they have dated and don’t want my name to be affiliated with such trash?
Most likely they want somethin’ and I do have it but not for them…not even dick.
It doesn’t count as a leaked sex-tape if it was filmed on a porn set with full crew!! Thanks Vivid….
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Don’t you ever call me a hater…know why? ‘Cuz I’m a Playa mane…
I’ll explain the game ‘cuz I’m tired of the phrase Playa-Hater being mis-used…
PIMPIN’ 101
• Step 1
First you must become a Pimp.
It’s not an easy job I don’t know why you square bastards think it’s so cool to be one…
A pimp works hard…he’s on them streets mane.
• Step 2
When a pimp elevates his game and gets more hoes in his stable he becomes a Mack.
That also means the Mack has a Bottom Bitch overseeing his hoes…the Bottom Bitch keeps them in check.
• Step 3
When the Mack elevates his game again it’s usually when he saves up some decent $$$ and uses his contacts properly. The Mack is about to get Live mane….
Now if Obama would just call out the real assholes that are affecting you and me instead of the child Kanye West. Rush Limbaugh would be a good start!
In case ya’ll didn’t know about Heather Mills… Before she took our man Paul for half his wealth and most his dignity she was a high class whore for the Arab elite. Just ask Miss Montrose!!!
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