Charles Says:
October 24th, 2009 at 11:05
Condoleezza Rice Won’t Be Alone at Uncle Toms Cabin
It’s coming to an end. I am truly sorry but the Professor Griff series will be over this week. Please enjoy this remarkable interview.
Griff speaks about his friend and my friend Flavor Flav The Professor does not hold back any punches he tells it as it is.
Listen-up you might learn some’in I did.
Today’s episode: My Ex-Bandmate
FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple
Seal is taking sometime off.
He doesn’t want to be bothered will all this black stuff!
Mr. Heidi Klum is going to join his confused colored friends at the Cabin. Sean Hannity the Cabin’s landlord loves Seal even though he only had one hit record. The Batman movie score (I forgot the name of the dreadful record).
Sean is so excited that Seal is at the Cabin. Sean tells Carlson Tucker, “Seal is from Africa and he has never made a song about the exploitation of Africa. He has never spoke on that topic. Bono is blacker than him.” Carlson laughs.
Seal is wearing black nail polish and cargo pants with a T-shirt. Hannity tells Rupert Murdoch, “not to worry, the tribal African marks on his face are just for show. It’s a gimmick.” Rupert chuckles and gives Hannity a hi-five.
Seal is greeted by all his confused friends. People like:
Larry “I hate everything black people do” Elder
Jesse “Jealous” Jackson
Colin “The fucking liar” Powell
The Born Again Christian
Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry
Tiger “I am asian not black” Woods
Halle “I hate blackmen” Berry
Whoopi “I don’t need to see obama’s inauguration speech” Goldberg
Amy “The republican anal queen” Holmes
Wayne “I wish i could be Sammy Davis jr.” Brady
America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley
Diana “It’s time for me change into another gown” Ross,
Michael “I’m gonna get that black fella Obama” Steele
Clearance “I wear female underwear under my gown” Thomas
Lil “I changed my skin color and my nose, where’s my rich white guy” Kim
Bill O’Reilly was seen (more…)
Some of you are mad, real mad! Apparently you are highly upset with me for who has checked in to Uncle Tom’s Cabin. Listen here, I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. It’s my blog site and I do what I want. I am having fun. Some of you got pissed at me because Prince checked in the Cabin.
Listen assholes, you are the same people who knock hip hop but don’t recognize that hip hop dudes give back. Say what you want to about Jeezy but he gives back. Has Prince? Never. Prince never gave back shit. I can’t remember him giving away shit in the hood, do you?
Warner Brothers was giving Prince over 10 million a record did he give back? Anyway, I am happy I got your attention. I am going to piss you off even more before the month is over. Prince is like Johnny Mathis- I never saw dude without a perm have you? Prince looks more like he’s from Bollywood than Afro-American, don’t you think so? I do- and that’s what counts.
It’s my site I say what the fuck I want and if I offend you then you should try a white owned site like Bossip. You people are so fucking serious what ya’ll really need to do is to smoke some kush, crack a Heineken, find a chick to poke on and shut the fuck up.
Bob Johnson once owned the television station BET. Bob is down with the democratic party but he has accepted Sean Hannity’s invitation to visit the Fox News Sponsored Uncle Toms Cabin Retreat.
Bob is greeted by Michael Steele, Clearance Thomas, Larry Elder, Colin Powell, Tyler Perry and America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley. Ann Coulter congratulates Bob on BET-UNCUT they all rejoice for his leading black kids astray.
Bob told us all America is not ready for a black president He said Obama wasn’t smart enough for the job he later opologized but who cares? He already showed us he’s a house negro. Bob is about to spend some quality with the Fox News and Friends in Uncle Tom’s Cabin.
Tyler Perry is taking some time off and going to the Cabin to join his Fox News and Friends. He’s greeted my Michael Steele, Clearance Thomas, Colin Powell, Larry Elder and America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley. The Landlord of the Cabin Sean Hannity introduces himself and compliments Tyler on all his buffoonery.
The modern day Flip Wilson, Tyler Perry rushes to the stage to perform his minstrel drag queen show. Tyler gets an award from Karl Rowe for promoting this disgusting act to black kids. He’s escorted to his room by members of the Republican Party.
Tyler doesn’t wanna here about Black History Month. For the rest of February he’ll be spending some quality time in Uncle Tom’s Cabin.
FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOMS CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple
Travis Smiley is America’s favorite House Negro! This guy is a fucking putz he truly is. I wish he will go away forever.
Mr Smiley is going to take the rest of the month off. He doesn’t want to hear about Black History Month he’s going to spend the rest of February at the Retreat.
Tavis joins Michael Steele, Larry Elder and all the members of the Fox News Team and Republican Party. Of course Ann Coulter will be visiting to run a focus group or two.
The Landlord of Uncle Tom’s Cabin is our favorite Republican Sean Hannity. Tomorrow another sell-out will check in. Who will it be? I don’t know, but I do know they will soon be spending some quality time at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.
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