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Your ex girlfriend is a prostitute.

She was at my house last night. Nice enough girl, but that German accent reminds me of fat girls. I hate fat girls.

My band was on tour with you and 30 seconds back in 2005 and I have to admit, besides your over the top germ phobia and possibility of one day turning into the next Michael Jackson, I kinda thought you were takin care of business…

Then I moved to Hollywood and saw you with Tila Tequila, and last night I handcuffed your ex girlfriend while she laughed at your song coming on satellite radio and let me fart in her face.

Los Angeles; Day 580.      1:07am      2008

Over and Out,

-TeddyRevolution

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