Teddy Revolution Exposed:The Bad Girl’s Club

by Jacky Jasper

Just ‘Cuz You’re Trashy Doesn’t Make You Bad…

So we’ve been recording all the episodes of this season’s Bad Girl’s Club here at HSK.

I know I know, but it’s research damnit!

I actually was almost excited for a second when I first saw a commerical for this show.

But these girls aren’t nearly “bad” enough to keep my attention.

Wait a second! They aren’t even remotely HOT either. WTF!

I just took you hoes off the TIVO.  HA

What makes its even worse though for me personally is Amber B.

The great city of Pittsburgh’s reputation has just been ass-raped.

Thank God for Heinz Ketchup and dollar-drafts or the ‘burg might be in trouble.

According to the Oxygen Network’s website she says:

“…she is the most attractive girl in Pittsburgh. She is ultra competitive, and does not want any girl to be “prettier, smarter or wittier” than her. She says that her boobs are her best trait. Amber’s relationships are always up and down roller coasters. She rarely gets along with other women and has major trust issues due to her parents divorcing when she was young. She owns two cell phones to help her juggle the multiple guys she’s dating. She likes porn, strip clubs, and making “home movies.”

Wow Amber. Not only would I NEVER look twice at you in Pittsburgh and especially not LA but not on top of everything else, you’re stupid and a racist!

Congratulations to CableTV giving us yet another gem of social progress.

Maybe instead of blaming Marylin Manson for Columbine, parents should start paying attention to what their daughter’s watch EVERY day on TV, the Bad Girl’s Club isn’t just a horrible example for women everywhere,  it isn’t even that entertaining either…

-TeddyRevolution

P.S. The only “BAD” girl in this entire series was Tanesha from Season 2.

Check her awesome crazy ass out below:

-TeddyRevolution