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Craigslist, Craigslist, Craigslist.

If it wasn’t for you, I don’t think I could have gotten through the last 10 months of 2008.

There’s been alotta controversy with this site lately, but I think the whole “Craigslist is morally unacceptable” thing is bullshit.

It should be tossed aside with the likes of other common misconceptions, like Clay Aiken is straight, Oprah Winfrey never snorted Coke, Drunk-Driving is Illegal, and STD’s are real!

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I took ten minutes last night to skim over the top and here’s what was worth mentioning:

1.  Carla

Im guessing you’re 20 years old and think you’re way hotter than you actually are. That’s ok I guess, you obviously aren’t so pretentious that you won’t fuck for money so I guess I should cut you some slack. I also have a strange feeling you probably love Avenged Sevenfold…..

I give Carla 2.3/5.

2. Gina

Hmm, this post struck my attention for a brief second.  My experience with a no face and hot body is always 50/50. Don’t try to guess either. You could end up sneaking out of a house in Orange County at 3am because no amount of alcohol made her face look good enough and getting stuck with a $100 taxi ride back up to Hollywood over it only makes things worse the next morning!

Gina, unless you send me a picture of you doings something really really unspeakably wrong, Im gonna have to go with my gut and give you a 2.5/5.
Im just too old to not start taking at least a FEW precautions! haha

3. Jule

I like that you are upfront about your appearence and are somewhat specific. “Im hot from the top of my head to my french manicured toes!”, thanks for letting us know that you arent just an ok face with a fat ass and legs Jule! That “only hot on the top” shit really drives me crazy and its easy to be deceptive about online!

Of course this could be a lie, you could not even be real or a fucking 50 year old fat Slovakian dude, but god damnit Craigslist is a game of chance and I’m a gambling man!

Jule gets 1.9/5.

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