UPDATED: TeddyRevolution Presents: Good Girls In Trouble
UPDATED: I STARTED A “SAVE SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD” DONATION CENTER. I FEEL BAD THAT I HAD TO POST THIS BUT I’M A MAN OF THE TRUTH. I STILL THINK SHES THE HOTTEST BLONDE IN AMERICA THOUGH AND ILL MAKE SURE SHE GETS THE MONEY 
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This is a sad sad day for me. Fuck Sara, why’d you let it come to this?
Sadly I’m here to report that my favorite playmate of all time has joined the ranks of….”C-List” celebrity.
Sara Jean Underwood was the Playmate of the Year 2007. She was one of the biggest princesses I’ve ever met at the mansion, she even moved up to the top of my “Top 5 List of Girls I Need to Impregnate” list, and now she’s selling the Mini Cooper Hugh Hefner gave her as a gift for the POTY award on craigslist….and for regular market value!
Hey Jacky – maybe I was right…maybe she wasn’t takin calls at the mansion!
You need some work baby? Email me and I’ll give you my number.
We’ll make a movie.
-TeddyRevolution
Click through for the Craigslist posting and NSFW shots!
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December 30th, 2008 at 01:29
Hey teddy why didn’t got to Brasil with jacky to meet girls? fucking losers.
December 30th, 2008 at 19:12
I’d sell it too, couldn’t he do better than that?
December 31st, 2008 at 13:05
haha i guess not….
….and you know what? i actually called her manager this morning, as listed on her website because i started to feel bad. Maybe i went too hard on her i thought.
then, after dialing i got a message stating the number was no longer in service!
guess i was right after-all!
January 2nd, 2009 at 00:23
more girls like this teddy
January 6th, 2009 at 15:18
can you tell me if the mini cooper is sold yet<
July 20th, 2009 at 14:03
sara is amazing…why are you guys bangin’ on her?
just because she’s dumb bikini girl? why do you think we used her in the video?
she did a great job!
we tried to get her to go out with us after the shoot but i guess all that trickin’ keeps her busy after dark. thank god LA has such a great selection on Craigslist.
they’re all the same Jacky, you know that much… rock/hip hop, it don’t make any difference.
July 20th, 2009 at 14:31
finger lickin good! ^
yo jacky where can i get a copy of hollywood street king the movie? its not on netflix!