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Brooke Hogan, you disgust me.

Your father built an empire in the 80’s, he had everything going for him….he owned the world.

Then he must have had too much to drink after winning the Royal Rumble and accidentally married your god awfull mother.

Then a few years after the constant and necessary binge-drinking that followed, he built up a higher tolerance than Keith Richards and had sex with her.

Then you and your wildly irresponsible little bitch brother were born.

Then VH1 gave you fucks a TV show.

America’s rep didn’t die with the Bush Administration, it died with Hogan Knows Best.

-TeddyREVOLUTION

www.teddyREVOLUTION.com

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