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I’m out of weed. Holy shit.

(20 minutes later…)

I think Jesus probably got high. In fact regardless of my massive skepticism toward religion in it’s entirety, I firmly believe two things. Jesus smoked weed and he would have been a communist.
I’m not even gonna explain that, if you don’t get it you’re really a blind piece of shit. Don’t worry though, you’re not alone, you join almost the entire U.S. population in a “herd of blind retarded sheep”.

I’m not the only one that sees that either. Your friend Pat Robertson knows how dumb you fucks are too. Hes a very rich man because of that knowledge. But again, if you don’t know that refer to the paragraph above. Oh and by the way Pat, If I ever meet your grand daughter, I guarantee she’ll be one of Jacky’s “Pole Girls of the Month”.

Today though, I’m gonna talk about something that maybe even some semi-smart people don’t know about it…and you should.

VEGGIE TALES!!

This is the worst low budget piece of shit kid’s cartoon I’ve ever seen. But that’s not enough folks, it even has a built-in right-wing freak hardcore Christian agenda!

What is wrong with people? Fuck.

Veggie Tales is like Pat Robertson’s version of the Nazi Youth Brigade.
It makes me sick to think about how brain washing happens so easily. Kids shows should be entertaining, educational, and generic. People are bombarded with information 24/7 but at least a teenager or young adult can sift through that knowledge and decide what they like and what they don’t like.

Its fucking sick to brain wash the youth of America with this heinous garbage. To breed generation after generation of our posterity with twisted anti-progressive unquestionable view of the world is a crime that will lead to the downfall of man-kind.

No wonder no one questions shit.

Viva la revolucion inteligente comrades,

-TeddyRevolution

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